Whether it's your first Bonnaroo or you’re a music festival veteran, we welcome you to Inforoo.
Here you'll find info about artists, rumors, camping tips, and the infamous Roo Clues. Have a look around then create an account and join in the fun. See you at Bonnaroo!!
I am all for dudes pissing outside, at least when the porto lines are at their peak. You're gonna do it ten beers later anyway, might as well do us ladies a solid and keep the lines short.
Personally I'm not sure how anyone could lounge on the ground at Roo. In my mind, every inch of that ground is covered in piss, pesticide, spit and any number of other bodily fluids... not that that bothers me, but I'm not gonna lie down in it. Especially near the fence or under the trees.
As far as dudes peeing in public...I was on a gig two summers ago, really long set, where the bass player pissed into a beer bottle, on stage, behind his bass. Not a soul noticed, not the full house audience or rest of the band, and he didn't miss a note. That, my friends, is olympic-level public urination.
Don't know whats worse the slide or the fountain in the afternoon when you can literally see the yellow tinted water pouring out the top. Not that I am mad about people pissing in public but just a little mad boys get an unfair advantage..ggrrrrr
I was lying in a burned out basement With the full moon in my eyes. I was hoping for replacement When the sun burst thru the sky. There was a band playing in my head And I felt like getting high.
I am all for dudes pissing outside, at least when the porto lines are at their peak. You're gonna do it ten beers later anyway, might as well do us ladies a solid and keep the lines short.
Personally I'm not sure how anyone could lounge on the ground at Roo. In my mind, every inch of that ground is covered in piss, pesticide, spit and any number of other bodily fluids... not that that bothers me, but I'm not gonna lie down in it. Especially near the fence or under the trees.
As far as dudes peeing in public...I was on a gig two summers ago, really long set, where the bass player pissed into a beer bottle, on stage, behind his bass. Not a soul noticed, not the full house audience or rest of the band, and he didn't miss a note. That, my friends, is olympic-level public urination.
Don't know whats worse the slide or the fountain in the afternoon when you can literally see the yellow tinted water pouring out the top. Not that I am mad about people pissing in public but just a little mad boys get an unfair advantage..ggrrrrr
I always thought the water looked a little more brown than yellow. I call it Chocolate Water.
Post by natedagreat on Mar 12, 2012 14:16:54 GMT -5
Just read all three pages of this at work, busting my gut from laughing so hard. All my co-workers are staring at me, but oh well. This is comedic gold. On the peeing anywhere, totally pissed over to the right of That Tent last year during Scissor Sisters. And at the bottom of that big ass waterslide one night as previously mentioned. It's fine cause there's always one guy peeing somewhere. And I highly doubt Roo pays their staff enough to stop a guy in mid urine release and ask him politely to move. But peeing in the middle of the crowd maybe a little too much, but that's just me.
Post by cwagiskingofthing on Mar 12, 2012 22:31:23 GMT -5
Last year right as Ratatat was going onstage, a girl standing behind my friend told her friends she needed to pee. We were under the tent and it was pretty crowded, so they told her to just squat and do it, and she did. I thought it was pretty hilarious, but my friend wasn't too happy
Saw a bald old guy with a hippie poncho wacking it into a canteen, during mmj. I was pretty disturbed and alittle bit pissed. Then the next night some girl was running around in the pitch dark asking randoms if she could bite them.. One guy was like "umm how hard?" and then he ran away screaming before she had the chance to takea bite. Then I see her run up to a guy with a suit with a bunch of beanie baby bears attached to it, she asked him if she could bite one of his bears and the guy turns around, ends up being the poncho wackoff guy from mmj!
While reading this post I couldn't help but start hearing Ballad of a Thin Man by Dylan playing in my head
"There's something happening but you don't know what it is...."
I saw so many guys peeing on trees/walls. No shame. Just whipped it right out. My friends saw the lunging pisser! He stopped mid-stride, lunged down, and peed on the ground right out of his shorts. They told me about it through tears of laughter all weekend.
My one guy friend is a master at "taking a knee". He does it all the time and we never notice until he brags about it after the fact!
During my first 'Roo, I filled 3 solo cups worth in the car while waiting in line before the gate. Some girls were going behind this RV and I was going to join them until I saw a bunch of dudes atop the RV taking pictures.
My son arrived back at our tent to find a strange girl inside, toilet roll in hand, getting ready to relieve herself. Right in the center of our tent! Wtf! That's a hell of a lot more inconsiderate than going upside a tree or fence.
While waiting for NIN to begin in 09, a guy close to me managed to piss in a bottle without anyone noticing. He made us aware of it afterwards by holding up his piss bottle for everyone around to see. I still don't know how he managed to do that, the dude was like a ninja.
We had two 'two seater' planes when growing up....on trips, at 6000 feet, there was no other option....you get good at it, although I don't think I would show off the proof.....geez
My son arrived back at our tent to find a strange girl inside, toilet roll in hand, getting ready to relieve herself. Right in the center of our tent! Wtf! That's a hell of a lot more inconsiderate than going upside a tree or fence.
I think I would have lost my mind on that chick.
"Show me where you're planning on sleeping tonight. I'm going to shit on your pillow."
My son arrived back at our tent to find a strange girl inside, toilet roll in hand, getting ready to relieve herself. Right in the center of our tent! Wtf! That's a hell of a lot more inconsiderate than going upside a tree or fence.
Then the next night some girl was running around in the pitch dark asking randoms if she could bite them.. One guy was like "umm how hard?" and then he ran away screaming before she had the chance to takea bite. Then I see her run up to a guy with a suit with a bunch of beanie baby bears attached to it, she asked him if she could bite one of his bears and the guy turns around, ends up being the poncho wackoff guy from mmj! 
