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Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
He's always wanted to go, but his anxiety always held him back. Well, we eeked him into bigger crowds little by little.
He went to Phish at MSG with about 20,000 people and (in his words) had "a magical experience".
He decided being surrounded by three of his closest friends would give him the sense of security he needed. I literally have the cash to buy his ticket in-hand. He wanted me to have it so he couldn't back out.
I reallllllly hope this lineup kills it.
I'm not a huge fan of big crowds and I haven't missed a Bonnaroo. I have a personal space bubble of about arm's length, unless there's an established friendship or mutual attraction thing goin' on. So I deal with the turnstiles and strangers touching me (grrr!) by summoning a little patience, then find a spot near the back where I can hear the music well and have some room to shake it. If I absolutely HAVE to be in a thick crowd, making friends with surrounding people is the best thing to do. Whatever the lineup is, I hope your friend has a slammin' time!
A friend of mine convinced me to join this insane fitness boot camp. I thought I was in great shape - I play rugby, run one race (5 or 10 K) per month, lift three days a week and run twice.
I thought wrong. Things hurt that I didn't know existed.
Like your uterus? (Sorry, subconscious ex-jock reaction to men complaining about soreness due to working out)
^I do not miss that feeling, it has been over 15 years, but I do miss it. I could not run a mile right now, with out walking.
As for those new 'extreme boot camp' classes. An old friend/fellow RN does those class and she post about how tough the classes are and how many guys, who appear to be in good shape, end up having to get the broom, the dust pan, and the kitty litter to clean up their mess after a workout. I can remember doing that after some Gassers, during 2-a-days. However, I do miss monkey rolls.
I am officially a complete idiot. I complicated things with my best friend in the whole world by sleeping with her. So dumb.
I hate to say it but if either of you are commitophobes then yup, big mistake. Not unless she can be really cool about it and you guys can come to an understanding that it was a one time thing and will never, ever happen again. Good luck, you're gonna need it!
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by ziggyandthemonkeys on Jan 11, 2012 14:55:41 GMT -5
Ahh, being young. When having sex with your friends can be completely casual. Or maybe that just says more about me and my friends than it does about being young...
I would just like to point out that Bonnaroo 2008 has the single best lineup of any festival I've ever seen. I mean, bullsh*t about Kanye West aside, that lineup is incredibly stacked from every conceivable angle.
It was a great year one of the best in my opinion. I actually saw a ton of hip hop instead of Kanye so I am still alright with the debacle. The other tent Saturday night was the place to be. The whole time though other than headliners I always had someplace, or two someplaces I wanted to be.
Ahh, being young. When having sex with your friends can be completely casual. Or maybe that just says more about me and my friends than it does about being young...
Im 36 - not so young... Dont know if Im a commitaphobe. And no, I am not going to date her. Why ruin something that works well (friendship) with something that may or may not work (and destroy what does)? No thank you.
Post by crazykittensmile on Jan 11, 2012 22:02:28 GMT -5
Went to pick up my dinner at a local establishment, and lo and behold the dispensary across the street was being raided by the feds. They had black ski masks and everything.
What a buzzkill those guys are! Also, what a complete waste of time/money/energy.
Went to pick up my dinner at a local establishment, and lo and behold the dispensary across the street was being raided by the feds. They had black ski masks and everything.
What a buzzkill those guys are! Also, what a complete waste of time/money/energy.
They were probably just mad because that study came out showing that such things don't negatively effect your lung function when done in moderation.
Post by abrakapokus on Jan 11, 2012 22:49:46 GMT -5
My aunt posted this on Fbook and I thought it was pretty funny.
Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
They also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
Post by HighlySuspicious on Jan 12, 2012 6:08:47 GMT -5
I've always wanted to share random thoughts from the people I work with and just realized this is the perfect place to do it somewhat discreetly. An online public forum would be the worst place to describe my job any further, pm me if you're interested, but it's the best place these quotes could go. Quotes from ppl that are dead serious.
Anyway this dude just ended the story he was telling me with "and then the guy pulled a knife on me... So I went home and got my chainsaw. I said if you're gonna knife me, I'm gonna saw you".
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
A good friend told me yesterday, "On paper, you look pretty bad ass." So in real life, I suck?
Ugh. People need to think about what comes out their mouths a little better. If it makes you feel better I once got broken up with by a girl who told me I was a good idea.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
