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I had a bizarre dream last night where I discovered that one of my best friends (who I went to Roo '14 with, so it isn't an entirely crazy/implausible thought I guess) was an avid inforoo user but had never told me before. She was like a Mafia playing master and all this shit but had purposefully been hiding this information from me hahah.
Oh and she declared herself online besties with Rothric
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I had a bizarre dream last night where I discovered that one of my best friends (who I went to Roo '14 with, so it isn't an entirely crazy/implausible thought I guess) was an avid inforoo user but had never told me before. She was like a Mafia playing master and all this shit but had purposefully been hiding this information from me hahah.
Oh and she declared herself online besties with Rothric
That's about when I woke up.
Trust me when I say this: It's only the beginning. I'm plagued with dreams of Dave Maynar cooking fried chicken in his tighty whities. I'm not sure how the dream ends but it's damn good fried chicken.
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I had a bizarre dream last night where I discovered that one of my best friends (who I went to Roo '14 with, so it isn't an entirely crazy/implausible thought I guess) was an avid inforoo user but had never told me before. She was like a Mafia playing master and all this shit but had purposefully been hiding this information from me hahah.
Oh and she declared herself online besties with Rothric
That's about when I woke up.
Trust me when I say this: It's only the beginning. I'm plagued with dreams of Dave Maynar cooking fried chicken in his tighty whities. I'm not sure how the dream ends but it's damn good fried chicken.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I had a bizarre dream last night where I discovered that one of my best friends (who I went to Roo '14 with, so it isn't an entirely crazy/implausible thought I guess) was an avid inforoo user but had never told me before. She was like a Mafia playing master and all this shit but had purposefully been hiding this information from me hahah.
Oh and she declared herself online besties with Rothric
That's about when I woke up.
Trust me when I say this: It's only the beginning. I'm plagued with dreams of Dave Maynar cooking fried chicken in his tighty whities. I'm not sure how the dream ends but it's damn good fried chicken.
I love how Dave cooking in his underwear is a thing.
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what if you go down to your basement one day, and there is like a dozen bright eyed bushy tailed Inforoosters staring back at you, having made themselves at home?
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I had a bizarre dream last night where I discovered that one of my best friends (who I went to Roo '14 with, so it isn't an entirely crazy/implausible thought I guess) was an avid inforoo user but had never told me before. She was like a Mafia playing master and all this shit but had purposefully been hiding this information from me hahah.
Oh and she declared herself online besties with Rothric
That's about when I woke up.
Glad it's all out in the open now, didn't want to keep that from you any longer.
I had a bizarre dream last night where I discovered that one of my best friends (who I went to Roo '14 with, so it isn't an entirely crazy/implausible thought I guess) was an avid inforoo user but had never told me before. She was like a Mafia playing master and all this shit but had purposefully been hiding this information from me hahah.
Oh and she declared herself online besties with Rothric
That's about when I woke up.
Glad it's all out in the open now, didn't want to keep that from you any longer.
Ugh Yeah she was like really unimpressed with me that I didn't know all these intricate details of your life, just that you're pretty cool and all, but she knew everything because you guys talk every day. Supposedly.
Maybe one day we can have a three way phone chat like the pre teen girls did in the 90s. Hopefully it won't go Mean Girls style though where one person doesn't know another is there, and then someone calls someone a whore....
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
what if you go down to your basement one day, and there is like a dozen bright eyed bushy tailed Inforoosters staring back at you, having made themselves at home?
What Would Jesus Garageland do?
If there are 12 people that wanna live in my crawlspace, feel free.
Free rent (utilities included). You just have to change diapers and walk the dog.
what if you go down to your basement one day, and there is like a dozen bright eyed bushy tailed Inforoosters staring back at you, having made themselves at home?
What Would Jesus Garageland do?
If there are 12 people that wanna live in my crawlspace, feel free.
Free rent (utilities included). You just have to change diapers and walk the dog.
what if you go down to your basement one day, and there is like a dozen bright eyed bushy tailed Inforoosters staring back at you, having made themselves at home?
What Would Jesus Garageland do?
If there are 12 people that wanna live in my crawlspace, feel free.
Free rent (utilities included). You just have to change diapers and walk the dog.
Bahahaha.
You should post that, description and all, on The Worst Room.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I am having to search through images of "sexy girl with football" for a strip club's artwork. If I was a boy this might be enjoyable. I have seen too much boob, too much ass, too much trying too hard to be sexy with a football and soccer ball. Can someone else, that might actually enjoy looking at these images, find me a sexy, football girl without her boobs or ass completely hanging out. Or that is in a Saints jersey, but doesn't look like she would kick your ass, and might dance on a stripper pole instead? Otherwise, this client might not get that image because I am really done looking.
I was thinking this post might belong in Work is Hell, but only because I am a girl. I think a guy wouldn't find this hell. Oh and it has to be on Shutterstock, that is what we have an account with.
I am having to search through images of "sexy girl with football" for a strip club's artwork. If I was a boy this might be enjoyable. I have seen too much boob, too much ass, too much trying too hard to be sexy with a football and soccer ball. Can someone else, that might actually enjoy looking at these images, find me a sexy, football girl without her boobs or ass completely hanging out. Or that is in a Saints jersey, but doesn't look like she would kick your ass, and might dance on a stripper pole instead? Otherwise, this client might not get that image because I am really done looking.
I was thinking this post might belong in Work is Hell, but only because I am a girl. I think a guy wouldn't find this hell. Oh and it has to be on Shutterstock, that is what we have an account with.
I am having to search through images of "sexy girl with football" for a strip club's artwork. If I was a boy this might be enjoyable. I have seen too much boob, too much ass, too much trying too hard to be sexy with a football and soccer ball. Can someone else, that might actually enjoy looking at these images, find me a sexy, football girl without her boobs or ass completely hanging out. Or that is in a Saints jersey, but doesn't look like she would kick your ass, and might dance on a stripper pole instead? Otherwise, this client might not get that image because I am really done looking.
I was thinking this post might belong in Work is Hell, but only because I am a girl. I think a guy wouldn't find this hell. Oh and it has to be on Shutterstock, that is what we have an account with.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I wouldn't mind that job either. Come on, it is boobs and ass, Vieux
There are many many worse things in the world to look at, even if you are a heterosexual female.
You both can have it. There is only so many bad shots of tits and ass, and really bad "sexy" poses, or ugly girls trying to be sexy, that I can look at in one day. Seriously, you want the job, find me an acceptable image, that doesn't show too much tit or too much ass, where the girl is hot and is holding a football. I have been searching for 2 hours, I am done. I have other shit to do. BTW, even if you take the job, you aren't getting paid. Sorry.
Also, the Saints jersey girls' body might be like a rock, but that face is not getting anyone in a strip club.
I wouldn't mind that job either. Come on, it is boobs and ass, Vieux
There are many many worse things in the world to look at, even if you are a heterosexual female.
You both can have it. There is only so many bad shots of tits and ass, and really bad "sexy" poses, or ugly girls trying to be sexy, that I can look at in one day. Seriously, you want the job, find me an acceptable image, that doesn't show too much tit or too much ass, where the girl is hot and is holding a football. I have been searching for 2 hours, I am done. I have other shit to do. BTW, even if you take the job, you aren't getting paid. Sorry.
Also, the Saints jersey girls' body might be like a rock, but that face is not getting anyone in a strip club.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I am having to search through images of "sexy girl with football" for a strip club's artwork. If I was a boy this might be enjoyable. I have seen too much boob, too much ass, too much trying too hard to be sexy with a football and soccer ball. Can someone else, that might actually enjoy looking at these images, find me a sexy, football girl without her boobs or ass completely hanging out. Or that is in a Saints jersey, but doesn't look like she would kick your ass, and might dance on a stripper pole instead? Otherwise, this client might not get that image because I am really done looking.
I was thinking this post might belong in Work is Hell, but only because I am a girl. I think a guy wouldn't find this hell. Oh and it has to be on Shutterstock, that is what we have an account with.
Some of these are good enough for a strip club ad.
I am having to search through images of "sexy girl with football" for a strip club's artwork. If I was a boy this might be enjoyable. I have seen too much boob, too much ass, too much trying too hard to be sexy with a football and soccer ball. Can someone else, that might actually enjoy looking at these images, find me a sexy, football girl without her boobs or ass completely hanging out. Or that is in a Saints jersey, but doesn't look like she would kick your ass, and might dance on a stripper pole instead? Otherwise, this client might not get that image because I am really done looking.
I was thinking this post might belong in Work is Hell, but only because I am a girl. I think a guy wouldn't find this hell. Oh and it has to be on Shutterstock, that is what we have an account with.