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I been talking a lot of smack around here lately. But, I still love you all. Even though some of you cause me to miss shows or never do things you say you'll do. Let's be (dysfunctional) friends...
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Post by Whoreshack on Sept 24, 2012 20:57:02 GMT -5
Man. Buttchugging? I was sure that was gonna be another Christwire or Onion article like the one on Mouthsex & buttdrugs at Bonnaroo. It's even weird-er when it's real. Go Vols!
Butt chugging is nothing new. I def never did it while in a frat in college, but Ive heard about high school kids these days dipping tampons in vodka and inserting them in the asshole. that way they can get super drunk during school and pass a breathalizer no problem.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
^ Dude. Sarah & I took pics of you sleeping at your first MikeD pool party. Do you REEEEEEEALLY want to encourage that kind of tomfoolery? 'Cause you KNOW i'll have a phone or camera on hand to document it all! And if not that, we'll broadcast it all, LIVE, on chat! We have neither morals nor qualms.
Butt chugging is nothing new. I def never did it while in a frat in college, but Ive heard about high school kids these days dipping tampons in vodka and inserting them in the jerkstore. that way they can get super drunk during school and pass a breathalizer no problem.
Randy would kill you. He's tolerate it until you took it off him, then while you slept, he'd sharpen it out on the patio with a round stone grinder with the foot pedal, plotting revenge. He'd bust out the sewing machine to reinforce the chin strap for ultimate holding power. Then he'd carefully repack it into the box... and wait. The next time you put it on him, he'd leap at you and in a one glorious and magical slice you'd have no head.
THAT is how much "cats love it." ...................but if anyone wanted to get it, I'd TOTALLY put it on him. <3 my Randall!
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One of my cats would tolerate it until her brother starting making fun of her. At which point she would impale him on the horn, mostly likely while on my bed.
Today I advised a transfer student who is slightly older than the average junior. (Read: I assumed he'd be less clueless than his teenaged peers.) When I explained that he hadn't met his foreign language requirement, he disagreed and said he'd taken... (are y'all ready for this?) ...Computer Programming.
No quackin' lie: dude took Computer Programming instead of an ACTUAL foreign language like German or Spanish! His explanation? "Because that's considered a foreign 'language' in Alabama." (I won't name the school, but let's just say...it's the biggest one in the state.)
I swear to Corncat, if this had been a sitcom, I would've faced the camera and made some snarky comment, à la Ferris Bueller.
Y'all should be proud: I didn't laugh in his face. No, I bit my tongue when, in response to my "Well, you don't have to conjugate verbs in Java" statement, he looked utterly confused.
That dude is today's Bonehead du Jour winner. Yesterday's award went to some dimwitted moron who dared to suggest - in a faculty meeting where half the attendees were PhDs from the College of Arts & Sciences - that P.E. courses are far more important than English or foreign languages. "Let's get rid of Chaucer and French. We should focus on the obesity epidemic that's shortening the lives of our youth." AYFKM?!?
That dude is today's Bonehead du Jour winner. Yesterday's award went to some dimwitted moron who dared to suggest - in a faculty meeting where half the attendees were PhDs from the College of Arts & Sciences - that P.E. courses are far more important than English or foreign languages. "Let's get rid of Chaucer and French. We should focus on the obesity epidemic that's shortening the lives of our youth." AYFKM?!?
Don't you work at a university?
The obesity problem should be focused on when kids are young, not when they're 18 years old and already possibly obese, or set in their ways. It's not hard at all to get a little kid to think certain ways, it's almost impossible to change the way your typical 18 year old thinks.