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I agree... I'm not saying they aren't waffles... but honestly, I've never seen any waffles like that! Waffles usually have gigantic annoying caverns, not little puddle holes. And who has ever heard of a stack of waffles?
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
If we want to get technical, I'm pretty sure that Parks & Rec photo is a CAKE. So they aren't actually waffles, but a CAKE.
I LOVE CAKE.
Correct, that is indeed a cake. One which was clearly made in a pan.
Look at them - they just seem so pathetic. They're desperately trying to hide their true pancake nature - and in the process, they've destroyed everything that ever made them worthwhile. In fact, I'm not even totally sure if that's even food anymore. It looks much more like a cardboard A/C filter.
And really? You call those syrup traps? Puh-lease. If waffles were bras, them eensy li'l pockets would be a nearly A-cup training bra.
My waffle iron broke this morning and I had already made the batter, so I had to settle for pancakes. Most disappointing breakfast ever.
Best thing that could ever happen to you. Now you will be able to fully enjoy the magnificence of the pancake. (I make your waffle iron break. I put a voodoo curse on it.)
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Its good to see that pancakes are finally coming to grips with themselves being soggy sponges and making the decision to change for the better.
We have just been too busy stuffing our faces with the obviously far superior breakfast treat.
You say soggy sponges like it's a bad thing - uhh, damn skippy these babies whoop some weakling waffle ass when it comes to their syrup absorption skills! Just as they do in every other aspect. I'd like to see your shriveled and calcified little hockey pucks even try to keep up; but no, instead they have to compensate for poor natural abilities with these alien-looking pock marks.
And by the way, all those waffle holes you sing the praises of? Nothing but air. You have been robbed of half your waffle, because the Eggo corporation rightly figured that anyone who would be silly enough to prefer waffles wouldn't be smart enough to notice. Better lawyer up and get the rest of your breakfast back. You know what you'd call a waffle without these unfortunate mishaps of breakfast engineering? Oh yeah... toast.
One of Sydney's many fine eateries is a 24-hour pancake cafe called Pancakes on The Rocks. And before anyone even thinks of mentioning Waffle House, that's like comparing White Castle to the Capital Grille. Among their many delicacies:
Oh hi, blackforest cherry chocolate pancakes with cherries in cherry brandy sauce. What's that? You heard Team Waffles claim they're in the same league as you? I know, it's hilarious, isn't it?!
They call this beast Devil's Delight, and not even Stevie Wonder would wonder why.
Pancakes promoting racial harmony since time immemorial.
The nomgasmic Bananarama. Jack Johnson, you don't even have to pretend it's the weekend anymore.
Buttermilk bliss.
Macadamia Madness.
Oh God, I'll stop before I have to call my pancake dealer.
In closing, I would also like to take this time to sing the praises of the humble pikelet - a treat native to Australia & New Zealand, usually eaten for afternoon tea with a dollop of fresh cream and raspberry preserves.
Post by Roo'adelphia on Dec 18, 2013 18:33:25 GMT -5
Learn to hold your form pancakes. We all know halfway through every plate of pancakes ends up a slop mess of syrup and bits of mush. Id rather eat a fully structured meal. Those holes, not air when you fill them full of delicious toppings. Oh look how nice those strawberries look NEXT to the pancake. Its like the diva pancake is trying to steal the show. Even the icecream is trying to slip away from that trainwreak. Waffles know that their talents are showcased by what they can trap in the square celled structues they possess. All that ice cream and chocolate on the plate, could of added to a nice crisp corner bite of your waffle.
Learn to hold your form pancakes. We all know halfway through every plate of pancakes ends up a slop mess of syrup and bits of mush. Id rather eat a fully structured meal. Those holes, not air when you fill them full of delicious toppings. Oh look how nice those strawberries look NEXT to the pancake. Its like the diva pancake is trying to steal the show. Even the icecream is trying to slip away from that trainwreak. Waffles know that their talents are showcased by what they can trap in the square celled structues they possess. All that ice cream and chocolate on the plate, could of added to a nice crisp corner bite of your waffle.
Here's a little science lesson for you - if you pour liquid on something spongey and delicious, it still retains its spongey, delicious structure. If you pour liquid on corrugated cardboard, you get soggy cardboard. So much for your so-called structure.
To top that off, you also get a totally uneven distribution of syrup, which is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to you at breakfast. It reminds me of this blog post about someone who doesn't know how to make a burrito, and all those stale air pockets are the breakfast equivalent of a cilantro cavern.
What person in their right mind wants that? At that point, just go ahead and make out with the Aunt Jemima bottle already. We all know you wanna.
Take note of what this man in all his corned-out bliss compares himself to. "Well sir, I feel like a... like a slice of butter, melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. Yeah."
Even Snoop D-O-Double-G gets down with Team Pancakes.
I made a serious victory for team pancakes in the form of some delicious banana pancakes with real maple syrup this morning
I was always a pancake over waffle guy but a month or so ago we thought of simply adding a container of yogurt to the pancake batter. Mind blown. Better texture (if that was even possible) and instant flavor addition if you so choose. You want blueberry pancakes? Add blueberry yogurt. You want strawberry banana pancackes without having to slice up the fruit? You get the idea. My nine year old gave me father of the year award for these. I appreciate his low standards of fatherhood.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
