Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation game

Granted, but the reason is because your yard is now overrun with grubs who ate all the grass.
I wish I could take the entire summer off of work.

Granted, but the only wishes that get granted are if you wish for more wishes......I wish the roof of my apartment would stop leaking when it rains!

Granted, but a freak snowstorm comes out of nowhere and the top gets stuck down.
I wish that Purity Ring gets a night set at Roo this year.

Granted but its 50 degrees kelvin(-370 F)

I wish war were over and peace could reign on earth!

Granted but all the grass on earth has been replaced by thumbtacks.
I wish I could run a 5k in under 18 minutes.

Granted. You stuff yourself at a China Buffet as any decent American would do. You have to spend the majority of your afternoon using the restroom facilities, don't get any work done, and loose your job due to lack of productivity . . . hope it was worth it

I wish my lawnmower would quit breaking so I can take care of my yard.

Granted, but all of your groupies are also rabid Directioners.

I wish Vampire Weekend would go to roo.

Granted, but Ben Gibbard takes allergy medicine and sleeps through the set, so they have to pick a fan to sing for him -- they forgot the words!

I wish I could win a 5000 dollar shopping spree for roo supplies.

Granted, however since on your way to Roo you were pulled over and put in jail for a case of mistaken identity, your best bud will have to tell you how awesome this once in a life time experience was. 

I wish I had a Delorean and could time travel to the first day of Roo already.

Granted, but the only riff you can find that would go with it is reminiscent of a Taylor Swift song.

I wish all my housework could do itself.

Granted, but every band you want to see is already playing somewhere else Saturday, so they all have to play Thursday, Friday, or Sunday of Roo.
I wish the University of Arkansas wouldn't suck at football next season.

Granted, but it's luck of the draw for where you actually end up being sent to.

I wish I could hang out with Jim Carrey for a day. 

Granted but the cost nearly triples and every trip there forces you to be surrounded by those that feel snooty about their high class food choice.

Though the window is the second blizzard in less than a week, I wish spring would just get here already.

Granted but for the next year you work ten hour days, seven days a week with personal time or holidays

I wish I had two months with zero bills