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Post by SupeЯfuЯЯyanimal on Jul 26, 2015 1:55:00 GMT -5
Am I the only one that has a completely different impression of Miffy now that she's joined the ranks of people Gab has met while internet dating? It's a pretty elite club.
Am I the only one that has a completely different impression of Miffy now that she's joined the ranks of people Gab has met while internet dating? It's a pretty elite club.
What did you think of me before (and after for that matter - is gab a big deal??)
I grew up an hour from Manitoba. When I head home this summer I'll jack one into the river and see if it floats across the border. If it does then I expect you to get working on our baby.
I completely forgot a weird detail of this story. The girl who I went home with who has a boyfriend, yeah, he works in the same building as I do. She told him I was spending the night that night for some reason. Yesterday's passing eye contact was interesting, to say the least.
I am so baffled by this. I am not trying to judge people who are okay the "open relationship" thing, as it is none of my business what works for others, but I do not think I am built for such a concept. There is no way I could accept that the person I love is being sexually intimate with other people. Perhaps I am a prude.
A couple years ago I probably would have said the same, but I fell into a semi-poly-ish thing last year that (somehow) worked out really well, so I've become more open to the idea. It's complicated, but the TL;DR is that I had two FWB who were good friends with each other and both okay with the situation. There were romantic elements to each, but it was never a committed relationship, so that makes a big difference. I just think there's sexual chemistry and there's romantic chemistry, and the two don't always line up as neatly as one might like.
I also had a weird experience at TV on the Radio a couple months ago. I randomly ended up sitting next to a classmate from music college who was there with her boyfriend - but the whole night she kept flirting and dancing with me, while he just sat on her other side and watched the show in silence. I'm quite certain they were trying to see if I was interested, but I just felt super awkward about trying anything in front of her guy.
I grew up an hour from Manitoba. When I head home this summer I'll jack one into the river and see if it floats across the border. If it does then I expect you to get working on our baby.
How did you know I was from Manitoba
Saw in your sig that you're going to a Winnipeg shindig! That's really cool that you're from there. I've traveled a fair amount of Canada but Montreal is still on my hit list. I don't remember what strip clubs we went to. I just remember that one had something called "Eager Beaver Night." Good god haha. Maybe I saw your third cousins or great grandma dancing there? I'm actually visiting a Winnipeg friend in like a month in case you're still around. We could sip some drinks and tip your grandma with my leftover toonies.
Saw in your sig that you're going to a Winnipeg shindig! That's really cool that you're from there. I've traveled a fair amount of Canada but Montreal is still on my hit list. I don't remember what strip clubs we went to. I just remember that one had something called "Eager Beaver Night." Good god haha. Maybe I saw your third cousins or great grandma dancing there? I'm actually visiting a Winnipeg friend in like a month in case you're still around. We could sip some drinks and tip your grandma with my leftover toonies.
Stooooop you sound like way too much fun. Winnipeg is tiny, I wouldn't be surprised if I even knew your friend somehow. I'm here for a while .. School starts in September but I'm in. Haven't seen strippers in so long, sounds like you went to Teasers .. Been there forever and they have stuff like Banana Fest so that doesn't sound too far off hahah . Hit me up for sure
Post by g a b f r a b on Jul 26, 2015 14:09:35 GMT -5
Okay so last night I spent most of 230-530 AM making out with a beautiful girl on top of a slide in a park. At first we were surrounded by drunk dudes but in time they cleared out 'til only a hobo or two was left. I'm like the master of meeting unavailable girls so of course on Monday she's moving to go to Yale. When I told her I'm getting a vasectomy she was like "Oh well then you should come visit me." Lolz.
Saw in your sig that you're going to a Winnipeg shindig! That's really cool that you're from there. I've traveled a fair amount of Canada but Montreal is still on my hit list. I don't remember what strip clubs we went to. I just remember that one had something called "Eager Beaver Night." Good god haha. Maybe I saw your third cousins or great grandma dancing there? I'm actually visiting a Winnipeg friend in like a month in case you're still around. We could sip some drinks and tip your grandma with my leftover toonies.
Stooooop you sound like way too much fun. Winnipeg is tiny, I wouldn't be surprised if I even knew your friend somehow. I'm here for a while .. School starts in September but I'm in. Haven't seen strippers in so long, sounds like you went to Teasers .. Been there forever and they have stuff like Banana Fest so that doesn't sound too far off hahah . Hit me up for sure
We need to go to banana fest. I gotta see me some Canadian D.
I grew up an hour from Manitoba. When I head home this summer I'll jack one into the river and see if it floats across the border. If it does then I expect you to get working on our baby.
How did you know I was from Manitoba
I love that me knowing you're from Manitoba is what disturbed you about this post.
Stooooop you sound like way too much fun. Winnipeg is tiny, I wouldn't be surprised if I even knew your friend somehow. I'm here for a while .. School starts in September but I'm in. Haven't seen strippers in so long, sounds like you went to Teasers .. Been there forever and they have stuff like Banana Fest so that doesn't sound too far off hahah . Hit me up for sure
We need to go to banana fest. I gotta see me some Canadian D.
Surprise surprise, no male strippers there.... real bananas. Use your imagination If you want some Canadian D we can go to the basement, called Studs. Or the Marion hotel on Thursday nights: Ferrari will most likely be spinning his meat
We need to go to banana fest. I gotta see me some Canadian D.
Surprise surprise, no male strippers there.... real bananas. Use your imagination If you want some Canadian D we can go to the basement, called Studs. Or the Marion hotel on Thursday nights: Ferrari will most likely be spinning his meat
If you can get me inside a creepy Canadian basement full of man meat then we truly are soulmates.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
So. I've been relaxedly pursuing this coworker of mine still because I'm nothing if not persistent. We've hungout just the two of us a few times now, we've had some extremely serious conversations, we're getting a little playful with each other. It's really quite nice. I can't stop thinking about her. She just makes me feel so calm and we seem to be different and similar in really convenient ways. Blech, I hate writing shit like this, let's get to the good/arguably-more-interesting-for-strangers-to-read part. So. In case you don't know, all day tomorrow IHOP is selling $1 short stacks to it's customer's all around the US and is giving 50% of the proceeds to some sort of charitable organization related to children or smiling or something. I asked this girl this morning if she wanted to go and she just said PANCAKES!!!!! I then, a mere 12 hours later, like a responsible adult who is aware of his work schedule, realized that I'm working a 12-hour day tomorrow and including breaks, etc will be working from 9am-11pm. I then told her to enjoy the pancakes and that she should see if someone else would go with her, unless she wanted to go really early in the morning. Her response was simply, "Well seeing how pancakes. And even though pancakes, I think I'm just going to pancakes."
Also yeah yeah yeah pancakes, I know, I get it, just leave me alone. In the words of Mitch Hedberg, "A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." Why can't we all get along?
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I got a snapchat this morning that was a cartoon drawing including "I love you like a butt loves toilet paper."
#romance
But did she say what kind of toilet paper? #whatifthepaperwasoneplydryandrough
sadly this was my thought... I mean, does but REALLY love tp? I mean, if something came around regularly rubbing my skin I'm not sure I'd love it. I mean I personally love tp but not sure that the butt itself is a fan.
But did she say what kind of toilet paper? #whatifthepaperwasoneplydryandrough
sadly this was my thought... I mean, does but REALLY love tp? I mean, if something came around regularly rubbing my skin I'm not sure I'd love it. I mean I personally love tp but not sure that the butt itself is a fan.
Try not wiping for a bit and see how much your butt becomes a fan of the TP.
P.S. In the drawing, both the butt and the TP seemed quite happy.
sadly this was my thought... I mean, does but REALLY love tp? I mean, if something came around regularly rubbing my skin I'm not sure I'd love it. I mean I personally love tp but not sure that the butt itself is a fan.
Try not wiping for a bit and see how much your butt becomes a fan of the TP.
P.S. In the drawing, both the butt and the TP seemed quite happy.
my butt might like being a dirty dirty hooker. I personally won't enjoy it (nor will my company).
Her response was simply, "Well seeing how pancakes. And even though pancakes, I think I'm just going to pancakes."
Are you sure that she, um...has her wits about her? I could too easily see this as being a line from Rita in Arrested Development, followed up by Michael saying "Oh great, I like pancakes too!" I would both hate and love to see you in the same situation.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
