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Well, a 54 year old woman passed drugs to her son at a NY jail by french kissing him and passing the NO NO WORD!!! from her mouth to his. Want to talk about that?
You see, what you folks don't know is that Lesh-ter the Molester had a nasty habit of pulling out his little St. Stephen and chasing teenage girls around the backstage area! It was all I could to contain him. "Philly, you have to knock it off with that sh*t! Ol' Capps could get in some real trouble here!" He'd laugh it off and say not to worry, he'd send some Hell's Angels over to these girls' families to make sure they stayed quiet! Well, the Capp Dogg puts up with a lot of things, and has been known to lay it down Dogg-y style with any number of BAD B*TCHES. But Lesh was a lunatic, a man of insatiable carnal desires. He had to go, but YOU try telling him that he can't play! I remember the year he had to go on late because of that MONSOON. His temper was swift and brutal - he caved in some poor light tech's chest with a crowbar in his fury.
I am from Kentucky anyone care to try my accent? and there are variations full dentals, partial tooth, full dentals with dip, gums smacking on wet dip, dipping while talking, no toothed, crankster gangster teeth grind speak, uh huh, mormons, ghetto hood trillville speak, a smattering of educated people and then there are the mennonites that live here( time machine and note to 6 year old self do not talk to then when parents go to buy fresh vegetables my dad never slammed on the brakes so hard now this is way back in the early 80's as when we were pulling away from there farm then when after they had asked me if I liked the kids horse I had mosied off to look at while they were buying raw milk and corn and told them the horse stunk and that the boy needed to get cable because after my abridged telling of Star Wars he had no idea what aliens, lightsabers, laser, or robots were and asked if the force was magic the devil used my parents stared at me for a good long time and thought i had done something wrong and was going to get whipped on that long winding gravel road out of the farm and then they started laughing and turning around every 5 miles and laughing more)
Can we change the name this thread to "The Lono of the Day"????
Bonnaroo 2008-2013
0ct 11 Pearl Jam
Oct 12 Pearl Jam
March 16 Arcade Fire
April 29 Arcade Fire
Sept 4 Wilco
Sept 9 The Hold Steady
Oct 16 Pearl Jam
Oct 17 Gaslight Anthem
There has only been one non jam-band (im including Dave as a jam band) to repeat headline in modern roo era (when it made the change from exclusive jam to mainstream). This had been Radiohead. When I think "who will play the roo this year" I always, like most, consider who has played in prior years. You cant bring some headliners back within a certain time frame, im not sure what that is buts it seems like a large tim period. Radiohead headlines in 06, returns in 2012. 6 years. My point is, sorry it took so long, is it really time for Tom Petty to come back? Does the roo need two Petty headliner shows. I need a splash on this years lineup. Macca will be great, an encore with just paul and an acoustic playing yesterday under the roo lights is worth the ticket price. Mumford, although they are solid, dont give me that feeling like im going to see a trancendent show right now (ala radiohead, pearljam, stevie, arcadefire ect. Who is going to take this year over the top, besides Macca, where is the greatness going to come from?
And we tried our best to police that thread from those derps dragging it into the ground, but it was inevitable. Jugs avatar theory is more justified in that thread than any other on this forum. Quack all y'all for not helping.
Dude - I thought you had some master plan to lead them all to the victory of the promised land of the Gulf Shore through alternate verbal abuse and gentle persuasion. If I'd have known you wanted assistance keeping the gate closed and the chicken wire all repaired, I'd have been there. 'Cause I done seen all the blue sky hetty egghead faces I can take on this day, brother.
Catzbee, please just understand that a good number of the people offering advice in this thread can barely tie their own shoes, let alone offer coherent ideas as to your particular dilemma. If brains were dynamite, there are a fair number of people in this thread who wouldn't have the firepower to blow their own nose.
I tell my mom that when I'm feeling really edgy. Then I storm back into the basement and dream up my perfect top three Bonnaroo headliners. I come up with four...
Ohhhhbama. Don't pick fights with Jugs, he will win. I get he's a little tart, but aren't we all?
Yaaa...I'm not too worried about stoking the fire with some nerd with 3,000 posts on any Internet forum.
I never got on here till the last few weeks to check out rumors for HMF, I was pretty surprised by the amount of douchery on here...and I had only been on this one thread. Finally checked out some more threads today. Wow. I was impressed to say the least. Jugs prolly isn't even the biggest cumguzzler on here, seriously. He's close. But at least he actually believes he's cool for spending so much time here.
The 4 yrs I went to bonnaroo I never met anyone too terribly dorky or douchy, so it's weird that this place is packed full. The new folks are usually the coolest here, but they don't stay long. Some dude with 1,000+ posts will get all Internet cokstrong and act snarky when the new guy doesn't have the Black Keys summer tour schedule memorized. So new guy prolly just shuts the laptop and bangs his human girlfriend or goes to work.
But if a handfull of dorks think you're the coolest dork, I guess that's cool. Festival snobs are still cooler than average music snobs.
But if you have over 1,000 posts in a year...get a life/job/female. If you ask a stranger on the Internet "have you ever even BEEN to _______ (insert festival) before?" ....kill yourself. If you have ever told someone "dude go read page 13 of _______ thread, we already discussed that!"....kill yourself. If you've ever written an open letter to the 'community' about the previously unwritten rules of the website...don't kill yourself yet, just admit you have Aids. Then get off your meds.
Usually people who spend all their time in internet communities either have severe social anxiety or just horrid physical deformities, so I can't fault people like Jugs.
I'm dissapointed in the R. Kelly get he is forever shrowded in a weird controversy and he had radio hits but as a top 10 get i think they are riding the success of the D'Angelo surprise last year and thought it would be strong to get its biggest R and B artist since Al Green. R. Kelly will be a running joke at the festival. Tom Petty is a dissapointing book also. He is a easy get in the festival industry and already having Macca it breaks away from the one major classic headliner to two this year. We could have gotten a fresh classic act instead we repeat previous roo's classic acts. I enjoy Petty's music I just wish Roo would hold itself to the standard of being the biggest festival in the country and not resort to repeating classic acts so soon. The Who, AC DC, Fleetwood Mac, Prince, Roger Waters all great classic acts with major draws that could be fresh for Roo if possible to book why opt to repeat classic acts. I'm just surprised by the artists ranging from 10-20 spots its mostly indie and rap acts in past these bands weren't as highly billed or regarded.
Ill be pumped if it is Stevie. Plus, my wife really just likes to go to shows that she can sing along to and dance the whole time (and I prefer to grind on her with my terrible moves until my knees hurt...im tall, shes short)
Thank for reminding us of your virility, I had temporarily forgotten.
Hi guys. My name is Chip Hansden. This will be my first 'bonerroo'. I can't wait to 'nom on corn cat'. Why don't you camp with me this year, rdk and A$AP Rosko?
WHAT HAPPENED TO ROCK AND ROLL AT BONNAROO?!! How about a jam band or two, since that is WHAT THIS FESTIVAL WAS BUILT ON! Chris Robinson Family maybe. No metal bands? High on Fire was PACKED when they played. I saw TOOL MELT PEOPLE'S BRAINS ALL OVER THE FIELD, & everyone who witnessed was in AWE! No Punk? How's about Guantanimo School of Medicine or OFF!? WE NEED VARIETY!! Where is the FUNK? How many djs, brooding solo acts, and introspective depressed duos can you book? there must be a DOZEN duos this year, including one duo who"s "guitarist" plays a 3 string guitar because,( As stated in bio), LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR IS TOO HARD!! This is who passes as musicians WORTHY of this festival? This is supposed to be a fun summer festival! Enough of the sullen, introspective, apologetic, whiny shiz! LET'S GET SOME VARIETY!This lineup gets seriously thin very quickly, and does not hold water compared to past years. We're FULL UP on IRONY! WE NEED MORE MUSICIANS and LESS HIPSTER POSERS!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO ROCK AND ROLL AT BONNAROO?!! How about a jam band or two, since that is WHAT THIS FESTIVAL WAS BUILT ON! Chris Robinson Family maybe. No metal bands? High on Fire was PACKED when they played. I saw TOOL MELT PEOPLE'S BRAINS ALL OVER THE FIELD, & everyone who witnessed was in AWE! No Punk? How's about Guantanimo School of Medicine or OFF!? WE NEED VARIETY!! Where is the FUNK? How many djs, brooding solo acts, and introspective depressed duos can you book? there must be a DOZEN duos this year, including one duo who"s "guitarist" plays a 3 string guitar because,( As stated in bio), LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR IS TOO HARD!! This is who passes as musicians WORTHY of this festival? This is supposed to be a fun summer festival! Enough of the sullen, introspective, apologetic, whiny shiz! LET'S GET SOME VARIETY!This lineup gets seriously thin very quickly, and does not hold water compared to past years. We're FULL UP on IRONY! WE NEED MORE MUSICIANS and LESS HIPSTER POSERS!!!
First they came for the wooks, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a wook.
Then they came for the Metallica fans, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Metallica fan.
Then they came for Kanye, and I didn't speak out because frack Kanye.
Then they came for Shonda, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Shonda.
Then they came for the bros, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a bro.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left...well, hang on now...I do my own fighting; you frackers are going to have to drag me out biting and hollering.
I opened a car door for my wife on our first date 12 years ago and she looked at me like this: So yeah, that's only happened like twice since then and it was because she was so shiz-faced drunk that I had to carry her ass.
One can only hope he's single too, maybe a doctor?.. Somebody that makes you feel safe when he holds you at night?
Well, I can legally get plastered at a bar, do something highly illegal, and get full sentencing for it. I guess that qualifies me as an adult. I sort of have a life, most of it happens on the weekends. I do have a job, but most of the posts that I make happen at said job. I have a loving family with a girlfriend and two children that we found near a dumpster that suspiciously look a lot like cats. I am not a doctor, but I can make you feel safe when I hold you at night.
