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As an answer to Inforoo’s legendary ‘Girly Fashion Thread!’, I think it is only fair that we have a Men’s Fashion thread. The guys shouldn’t be left out of the discussion. In this thread, I’ll tell you what’s in and what’s out for the 2013 edition of Bonnaroo.
CASUALWEAR
OUT
Toga
Overdone and just plain cliché, the toga has seen better days. Unless you can add a new wrinkle to this overused party outfit, stay away from the toga. And after all, this isn’t a frat party, bros.
IN
Kilt
Whether it’s getting in touch with your Scottish roots, showing off the sheet of man fur on your legs, or letting it all hang out (literally), nothing exudes confident masculinity more than rocking a kilt. For extra points, add a bagpipe to the ensemble and give everyone in your camp a much needed wakeup call at 7am to let them know the party has started.
BANDANAS
OUT
Bandana Necktie
Unless you’re headed to the outback or plan on taking in a safari, this look serves no purpose at Bonnaroo.
IN
Bandana Face Mask
Not only is this an efficient way to protect you from the dust of the farm, but it serves as a great looking when raging during a Late Night set. Plus, it gives you the perfect incognito look when creeping on some randos.
OUT
Reverse Bandana
You’re not 2pac. Not even close.
IN
Bandana Headband
Although I condone this look, be careful that your hairline is conducive to making this look happen. The last thing you need is a LeBron James situation.
You don’t wear the shirt of the festival you are currently attending. Ever. Which leads us to the next entry….
OUT
Shirt of Band on Current Roster
You never, ever, ever wear a shirt of the band you’re currently seeing.
NEUTRAL
Shirt of Past Bonnaroos
I could go either way on this. If you have a shirt from the early days of the festival, I say go for it. What a great conversation piece. But if the shirt is from more recent years, I recommend that you stay away. Let time pass and dust off that Bonnaroo 2012 shirt in a few years when Radiohead stops touring!
IN
Shirt of band that you are going to see in the future
I’m not opposed to wearing a shirt of a band that you saw earlier in the year, or even another festival that you went to in 2013. But for a real statement, where a shirt of the band that you’re going to see immediately AFTER Bonnaroo.
HATS
OUT
Trucker Hats
2003 called, it wants its style back.
Fedora
Only an Ed Hardy t-shirt could spell D-O-U-C-H-E more than this unfortunate choice.
NEUTRAL
Cowboy Hat
Personally not something I would roll with. Only a chosen few could pull it off, but when they do, it’s a phenomenal look. Please have self-awareness when making this choice. This could turn into a Texas-sized fashion faux pas.
IN
Green Eyeshade Visor
Hunter S. Thompson lives at Bonnaroo! The green eyeshade visor is the best keep fashion secret of the summer of 2013. Fear and Loathing in Manchester, TN. You heard it here first!
ACCESSORIES
OUT
Umbrella Hat
Looks efficient, but fashion is rarely utilitarian. This look is buffoonish and alarmingly disturbing. Stay very far way.
IN
Umbrella
This may be a cumbersome accessory, but it quickly becoming a staple of men’s festival chic. For good measure, go with a multi-color umbrella and let it spin during a trippy set.
OUT
Walking Stick
The traditional hiker’s walking stick should be used just for that, hiking. Save it for when you climb the trails of the Tiger Leaping Gorge near the Yangtze River, not for the relative flatlands of the magical farm in Manchester, TN.
IN
Traditional Cane
This look screams PIMP. It has the aroma of effervescent SWAG. Put a little extra pep in your step when walking around with this grand accessory that will let everyone on the farm know that you are a BOSS!
Eye Wear
OUT
Aviator Sunglasses
Unless you’re recreating scenes from ‘Top Gun’, it’s time to retire this look. It had a nice renaissance here in the past decade, but now the look is just tired and ubiquitous.
IN
Flip Glasses
Channeling the spirit of Dwayne Wayne, these little gems are back and better than ever. The more colorful , the better.
IN
Eye Patch
Are you a pirate, a street fighter, a Slick Rick disciple? It doesn’t matter. Keep the festival crowd guessing as to what is behind that patch. Pirate chic is all the rage. For extra points, throw in a puffy shirt and scream ARRRRGGHHHH!
COSTUMES
OUT
Borat Bikini
I wish this never happened in the first place. No self-respecting man should ever turn to this lack of human decency. And if you’re doing it for laughs, the joke is over. OUT
Superhero Costume
zzzzzzzzzzz
IN
Canadian Avenger
Nothing will announce you presence on the farm with more impact than a denim suit. Whether you are Canadian or not, it doesn’t matter. Bring Bonnaroo patrons to their knees with your dominance as you play the role of the Canadian Avenger! For extra points, throw in a maple leaf flag and a mullet.
NEUTRAL
Modern Day Viking
There’s only one guy I know that can pull of this look. No need to join the fray and push the envelope on any type of copyright infringement situations.
FOOTWEAR
OUT
Flip-Flops/Sandals
I know I am in the minority for this one, but a man should never show his feet in public as long as he can help it. Save it for the ladies, guys. Plus, good luck in the mud after a rainstorm.
OUT
Crocs
I shouldn’t even have to clarify myself here. This is purely and utterly common sense.
IN
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A great look with the high protection and Velcro adjustment to keep your socks dry in event of rain. Can go with just about any ensemble. Assortment of brands, styles, and colors.
IN
Sanuks
The Carpe Diem edition. RIP Matt.
FACIAL HAIR
OUT
Mutton Chop Sideburns
Save it for your local Civil War reenactment. There’s no room for these monstrosities on the farm.
