Trojan Horse for the Tent Only problem!

Okay so basically we have been run out of TO that is good and wholesome. We needed to be run out of there we were never in compliance Americans With Disabilties Act. I mean what if we have had members that due to physical disability could never make it to brunch or struggled to be there? it is after all a pain in the ass to navigate the whole jungle of tripwires etc. leading to Brunch. We want EVERYBODY to participate. Now what I propose is this IF we have any members that are mobility impared we mate you up with some other members as you are allowed a companion vehicle etc. to Trojan Horse in with other members that will come in with you and handle logistics set up etc. Brunch will happen as normal and you will even have people that can help you set up your camp if you need help with that. We can fix Brunch where more people can take part in it. You will not have to struggle as much there is more room there there always is. Plus more of the atmosphere will descend upon your POD and make things more like the rest of the campground. But that is only with the blessings of others that we can even begin to fathom this idea. And no I do not want some jerkstore just snatching their grandmothers or in my case mothers handicap parking tag (she for instance is in a wheelchair and could never make it into brunch on the years I have gone). I could do that and it would be easy but it would also be wrong. I know the handicap parking thing has come up on here before and there are members I have seen talking about being there on here. We all know each other on here and can vouch for some that have had this issue. It is prime real estate near the front and really we just need a few canopies set up for a few hours that we could even take down if space was an issue. We basically just need a blessing or offer from one of our members and not a fraud huckster. I suggest the person if they feel like doing this have at least a 1000 posts before we even begin to form this plan. One companion vehicle truck pre-loaded with canopies tables etc. should take care of us. And seriously this idea might only work one time and one time only. Because as soon as they figure this out the goose is cooked on this idea. Then we can deal with the ramifications of this change and maybe try and negotiate something out with Bonnaroo. And seriously we might even be able to help some random people setting up their stuff. Some might say this is immoral etc. but then again we do not limit our membership on here and if you are on here and think hey I can help with this well we need you! And if anyone on here wants to question my reasoning on this I would have to say to you have you ever had to push your mothers wheelchair up a ramp on accessible van because the ramp was at a weird angle with a sidewalk due to some weight to power ratio deficency in the chair climbing the ramp on it's own? Or go hunting around for a generator during a month long power outage because of an ice storm so that you could get your moms chair powered up so she could have the dignity to go to the bathroom on her own? Those chairs they got now are not meant to be manually "operated" with no power if you say figured out how to manually unlock the wheels to roll independently once the batteries are dead. And those batteries? well with no heat in a house the charge goes down quick due to the cold. But then again these are just Lono ramblings and they are nothing without an offer from someone. We can hash out the semantics of it later. And no my mom is not going to Bonnaroo so whomever is down let us figure this out to where it is acceptable to all. And no I do not have a truck I have a little two door Chevy Cavalier so I can not haul in tables. So basically I am just playing "matchmaker" and throwing out an oddball idea. Inforoo is a community and we need everyone's input into this idea and probably a fierce moral debate that will come out of it.