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Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 20:18:34 GMT -5

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A few facts you might not have known about Jack Johnson:

- Jack Johnson once surfed the Bonsai Pipeline while playing an acoustic guitar. The entire event was filmed, and proceeds went to the Save the Waves foundation.

- Jack Johnson knows 163 ways to kill you with his guitar, but he chooses to sing you pretty songs instead.

- Jack Johnson once saved a dozen orphan from a burning building by luring them all outside with an improvto rendition of "The Curious George Soundtrack"

- Jack Johnson writes all his songs surrounded by teddy bears and rainbows, all of which are made of 106% recycled material.

- Every Saturday Jack Johnson goes to the local animal shelter and adopts all the puppies, and let's them run free on his Dog ranch in Honolulu.

- Jack Johnson only owns sandals.

- Jack Johnson personally fixed the hole in the O-zone layer.

- Jack Johnson's melodies have been a known cure for malaria, as well as gout and lupus.

- Jack Johnson has seen a unicorn.

- Jack Johnson always has sand in his hair.

- Jack Johnson is also an accomplished jai-alai player, he won the silver medal in the 2005 International Jai-Alai Masters Cup.

- Jack Johnson loves you even if you don't like him.

- Jack Johnson got the Bald Eagle off the Endangered Species List.

- Jack Johnson reached Nirvana, but came back to surf.

- No one has "Save the Whales" bumper stickers anymore because Jack Johnson already did it.

I know there are some more Jack Facts outs there . . .

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rideincircles Showerless Shakedown Vendor Texan[k4r] Joined: February 2007 Posts: 2,373	Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 21:24:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rideincircles on Apr 1, 2008 21:24:36 GMT -5 Jack likes to go crowdsurfing on a surfboard.
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inertiaticc Showerless Shakedown Vendor Hola. Joined: February 2008 Posts: 1,237	Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 22:12:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by inertiaticc on Apr 1, 2008 22:12:22 GMT -5 Jack Johnson has a representative in Congress for himself and his surfboard. When Jack Johnson eats airplane food, it tastes good. Jack Johnson can turn M&M's into Skittles through the power of his guitar.
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Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 22:32:12 GMT -5

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jack johnson's tears have the ability to cure cancer.

jack johnson lost his virginity before his dad did.

jack johnson had the idea of selling his urine as a beverage. we know this today as capri sun.

on the 6th day, god created jack johnson.

on the 7th day, god rested, and listened to some jack johnson.

jack johnson can walk on water.

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danbird Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Joined: March 2004 Posts: 5,087	Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 22:37:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by danbird on Apr 1, 2008 22:37:29 GMT -5 You guys are awesome. You're going to make me cry.
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bunny Stanky McNasty Brunch Queen Emeritus Joined: March 2006 Posts: 3,974	Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 22:46:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bunny on Apr 1, 2008 22:46:37 GMT -5 All rabbits love Jack.
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Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 22:53:14 GMT -5

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if you have $10 and Jack Johnson has $10, Jack Johnson has more money than you.

Itunes pays Jack Johnson for any song he downloads.

When Jack Johnson sneezes while surfing, a tsunami is born.

Jack Johnson has counted to infinity an infinite number of times.

Jack Johnson decides what time it is.

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almostcertain B.O. and Fudge Toes just another bleau girl Joined: April 2007 Posts: 342	Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 22:58:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by almostcertain on Apr 1, 2008 22:58:24 GMT -5 l.m.f.a.o.
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Druid Global Moderator The Wise One Chidless cat lady Joined: March 2007 Posts: 29,565 Gender: Female	Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 23:04:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Druid on Apr 1, 2008 23:04:36 GMT -5 All Druids sit around in a circle(facing east of course) and worship Jack
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bunny Stanky McNasty Brunch Queen Emeritus Joined: March 2006 Posts: 3,974	Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 23:15:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bunny on Apr 1, 2008 23:15:53 GMT -5 Jack loves Inforoo.
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janerogatero B.O. and Fudge Toes 09 will be #3 Joined: January 2007 Posts: 408	Jack Facts Apr 1, 2008 23:41:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by janerogatero on Apr 1, 2008 23:41:13 GMT -5 jack johnson can round house kick better than chuck norris
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Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 2:30:43 GMT -5

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Jack Johnson can make a full moon appear by picking up his guitar.

Jack Johnson can call in the perfect wave by rubbing his hands through his hair.

Jack Johnson can give everyone endless amounts of karma to people who post great things about him.

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Boots Showerless Shakedown Vendor SuperSlacker In Training When The Goings Get Weird, The Weird Turn Pro Joined: March 2007 Posts: 2,332	Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 7:35:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Boots on Apr 2, 2008 7:35:47 GMT -5 While surfing, Jack Johnson's acoustic does not get wet - Water gets Jack Johnson's acoustic.
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"this is crazy" Swamp Butt If Bill can get high why can't I Joined: March 2008 Posts: 156	Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 8:29:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by "this is crazy" on Apr 2, 2008 8:29:37 GMT -5 At the end of any rainbow is a pot-o-Jack. Jack Johnsons farts are not flamable.
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lakai2788 Showerless Shakedown Vendor Jenkem Smear Joined: March 2007 Posts: 2,174	Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 9:37:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lakai2788 on Apr 2, 2008 9:37:20 GMT -5 jack is not the background anymore. Thank You
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LIguy Stanky McNasty Moderator Emeritus Joined: March 2004 Posts: 4,130	Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 11:04:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LIguy on Apr 2, 2008 11:04:30 GMT -5 lakai2788 said: jack is not the background anymore. Thank You One day of that is even too much for Jack Johnson.
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Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 12:32:06 GMT -5

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Post by Britney's_Fears on Apr 2, 2008 12:32:06 GMT -5

Other great things about Jack Johnson:

1. He doesn't wear shoes to protest the fact that people who manufacture shoes can't afford to buy them.

2. He believes in a one love, one religion world

3. He has an open recording policy at his concerts to offer music to those that can't afford to buy it, hence "Everyone Deserves Music"

4. He made a documentary about what is REALLY going on in Irag and the West Bank.

5. His Music ROCKS!

NO WAIT that's Michael Franti...

Nevermind.

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phat clam Showerless Shakedown Vendor redunk[k4r] Joined: November 2007 Posts: 1,227	Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 19:28:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by phat clam on Apr 2, 2008 19:28:51 GMT -5 After a long night of drinking, Jack doesnt throw up...he throws down. Jack Johnson's guitar is made of shards of the Royal sword Excalibur. Jack Johnson pisses excellence.
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danbird Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Joined: March 2004 Posts: 5,087	Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 19:33:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by danbird on Apr 2, 2008 19:33:33 GMT -5 nutmuscle said: After a long night of drinking, Jack doesnt throw up...he throws down...... ......some soothing tasty jams
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sparklybecca Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook city girls outta her mind again - yeah, oh yeah Joined: March 2006 Posts: 14,143	Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 19:44:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sparklybecca on Apr 2, 2008 19:44:54 GMT -5 danbird said: nutmuscle said: After a long night of drinking, Jack doesnt throw up...he throws down...... ......some soothing tasty jams danbird im loving the new avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 21:17:01 GMT -5

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al gore created jack johnson to help him in his fight against global warming.

jack johnson is the inconvenient truth.

contrary to popular belief, for jack johnson, pimping is easy.

they say chuck norris has never blinked...until he heard jack johnson.

jack johnson once prevented a terrorist attack by smiling.

any number divided by zero = jack johnson.

jack johnson is what george was curious about.

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danbird Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Joined: March 2004 Posts: 5,087	Jack Facts Apr 2, 2008 21:57:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by danbird on Apr 2, 2008 21:57:32 GMT -5 sparklybecca said: danbird said: ......some soothing tasty jams danbird im loving the new avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks. It's very hypnotic. I do what Conan's hair tells me to
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sxlcaddy Fountain Wader Joined: February 2008 Posts: 69	Jack Facts Apr 11, 2008 10:16:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sxlcaddy on Apr 11, 2008 10:16:34 GMT -5 when jack johnson goes surfing he doesnt get wet, the water gets jack johnson
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rideincircles Showerless Shakedown Vendor Texan[k4r] Joined: February 2007 Posts: 2,373	Jack Facts May 3, 2008 11:38:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rideincircles on May 3, 2008 11:38:01 GMT -5 Jack Johnson can see through water even if its murky
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areyoukind Stanky McNasty InfoBard mike Joined: May 2006 Posts: 3,162	Jack Facts May 3, 2008 13:40:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by areyoukind on May 3, 2008 13:40:33 GMT -5 jack johnson sings to girls and they take their shirts off
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chandler Stanky McNasty Joined: March 2007 Posts: 2,503	Jack Facts May 3, 2008 22:08:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chandler on May 3, 2008 22:08:37 GMT -5 When Jack Johnson isnt playing music or surfing, he's saving the world. And Playing music. And surfing.
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bonnafan B.O. and Fudge Toes Bonnaroo is my constant. Joined: July 2007 Posts: 364	Jack Facts May 4, 2008 10:25:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bonnafan on May 4, 2008 10:25:11 GMT -5 May 3, 2008 13:40:33 GMT -5 areyoukind said: jack johnson sings to girls and they take their shirts off jack johnson sings to guys and they take their shirts off.
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sparklybecca Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook city girls outta her mind again - yeah, oh yeah Joined: March 2006 Posts: 14,143	Jack Facts May 4, 2008 10:26:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sparklybecca on May 4, 2008 10:26:20 GMT -5 May 4, 2008 10:25:11 GMT -5 bonnafan said: May 3, 2008 13:40:33 GMT -5 areyoukind said: jack johnson sings to girls and they take their shirts off jack johnson sings to guys and they take their shirts off. i lol'd. hahah
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