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What I learned today: Prostitution = funny Rape = funny Kidnapping = funny Pedophilia = funny Underage voyeurism = funny Sexual activity in front of the mentally challenged = funny Midget sex = NOT FUNNY
That's like complaining about no wheelchair access to the KKK rally. Gotta keep that shiz ADA compliant.
I just said I'd have gay sex with a midget. Keep up!
I'd have straight sex with him. Beat that.
Actually, an interesting article I read the other day discussed Peter Dinklage as a sex symbol. He said that may be, but he's yet to reap any rewards from it.
Good point. Peter has dwarfism, so I wasn't even right about the condition of my first male sex partner.
Can I not just have sex with a short dude named Peter, NBF? That's all I'm trying to do here! Dang it!
Not trying to interfere! I was actually looking out for you, as I was concerned that he would be offended and reject your sexual advances.
I actually had to look this up. I always thought a midget was a small person of normal proportions while a dwarf was a small person with shorter proportions of the limbs. This seems to be true, but the proper term for "midget" is not "little person." So... lesson learned today.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
It's also creepy that they're doing this in some sort of wooded area. We need to track down this family I demand some answers.
Are you really sure you want them? Serious question.
That is some old school earthy crunchy hippy shit. A friend of mine's mom used to make and sell plush pregnant mommy dolls that could give birth. There was a little plush embryo baby thing that would come out of her (cant wait to see what the filter does to this): vagina.
They lived on a commune. She got on Johnny Carson because of the dolls
That is some old school earthy crunchy hippy shiz. A friend of mine's mom used to make and sell plush pregnant mommy dolls that could give birth. There was a little plush embryo baby thing that would come out of her (cant wait to see what the filter does to this): vagina.
They lived on a commune. She got on Johnny Carson because of the dolls
Go on.......... I want to know all of this.
Like, for real, go on......
That is pretty much all i got. I'll see if I can dig up any photos. I can't remember what they called it... But on the commune they abandoned their last name and instead took the family name "Alovus". My friend's real name is Ume. As in "you, me, all of us".
But you do celebrate a thinly veiled request to promote prostitution. I did however enjoy the very educated discussion that ensued about having sex with dwarfs
What I learned today: Prostitution = funny Rape = funny Kidnapping = funny Pedophilia = funny Underage voyeurism = funny Sexual activity in front of the mentally challenged = funny Midget sex = NOT FUNNY
That's like complaining about no wheelchair access to the KKK rally. Gotta keep that shiz ADA compliant.
I just said I'd have gay sex with a midget. Keep up!
Bummed this is the only one they got on youtube. These are fucking hilarious!
But you do celebrate a thinly veiled request to promote prostitution. I did however enjoy the very educated discussion that ensued about having sex with dwarfs
Prostitution is what we all do everyday. Quid Pro Quo.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
