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Please tell me you somehow misconstrued 'dim perspective on females' into something shallow. That's too perfect. I was referring to your misogyny-bordering comments on courtship in the old Whine About Relationships thread.[/quote]
Ah.
Yeah, funny thing happened when I stopped being an idiot. A good one appeared before my very eyes. Complete with hipster rimmed glasses - in Chili's no less. A month later she had an all expenses paid trip to Hangout.
Post by glitterous on May 29, 2013 10:29:19 GMT -5
Open-minded is pretty subjective. I believe in accepting all people, no matter their sexual or religious preferences. I'm willing to try just about any food once, so long as I'm not allergic to the ingredients. I have my personal beliefs, but I'm always willing to listen to a well-constructed (and grammatically correct) argument against them.
I also like free shit and sleeping in separate tents. Is this what you're looking for?
The "right" open minded female, and I read that to mean young, hot, and available for experimentation, needs to be aware of the other risks on this trip.
I nodded off twice last year on I75 heading north through Ohio. First time I faded into the lane on my left and bumped an SUV. We got off at the next exit, called the cops and exchanged insurance info. After the cops left I got myself a big cup of coffee and I got back on the road and about 45 minutes later I woke up driving on the grassy median between NB and SB I75. Surely God was with me. I got back up to the shoulder of the road and got off at the next exit and got a motel and crashed there.
Hopefully she will be old enough to have a drivers license.
to the OP: darling....I'm too much woman for you. you couldn't afford me for Roo. Sorry. Same applies to all my Inforoo sisters. There are some things that money can't buy.....
To any potential respondents:
If this poster has to resort to this to get a Roo date, I'm guessing he's not a great catch. Any females responding to this please PM me...I want to make sure that the word gets out so we can help look out for you. Either this clown has a really sick sense of humor, total absence of social skills or a secret desire to sing soprano.
I just want to understand the situation the man is in. Is he expecting to run into the guys from the office, and cant be seen with out a girl on his arm. I just want to understand what social emergency warrants buying a bonnahooker
The "right" open minded female, and I read that to mean young, hot, and available for experimentation, needs to be aware of the other risks on this trip.
I nodded off twice last year on I75 heading north through Ohio. First time I faded into the lane on my left and bumped an SUV. We got off at the next exit, called the cops and exchanged insurance info. After the cops left I got myself a big cup of coffee and I got back on the road and about 45 minutes later I woke up driving on the grassy median between NB and SB I75. Surely God was with me. I got back up to the shoulder of the road and got off at the next exit and got a motel and crashed there.
Hopefully she will be old enough to have a drivers license.