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Looking for a woman to take me to Bonnaroo - 29 (East Nashville) I have attended Bonnaroo every year since 2008. Unfortunately this year it's not looking like I will make it. I am looking for a female between 18-40 who is willing to buy me a ticket. We can negotiate what I will do in return for it. I am very open. I am white, HWP, college educated and I love humor. Please send me a message with the act you are most looking forward to this year as the subject. I would also like you to include your age and a little bit about yourself. I am an open book so feel free to ask me anything. We will need to hang out and go on some dates before Roo obviously. We wouldn't want to be stuck with someone for 4 days that we did not get along with.
Peace
I worked hard on that ad and I'm pretty proud of it...
Looking for a woman to take me to Bonnaroo - 29 (East Nashville) I have attended Bonnaroo every year since 2008. Unfortunately this year it's not looking like I will make it. I am looking for a female between 18-40 who is willing to buy me a ticket. We can negotiate what I will do in return for it. I am very open. I am white, HWP, college educated and I love humor. Please send me a message with the act you are most looking forward to this year as the subject. I would also like you to include your age and a little bit about yourself. I am an open book so feel free to ask me anything. We will need to hang out and go on some dates before Roo obviously. We wouldn't want to be stuck with someone for 4 days that we did not get along with.
Peace
So this guy wants someone to buy his ticket, take him AND he's picky about who he selects to do the same? Unbelievable.
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o'neil
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Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
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The "right" open minded female, and I read that to mean young, hot, and available for experimentation, needs to be aware of the other risks on this trip.
I nodded off twice last year on I75 heading north through Ohio. First time I faded into the lane on my left and bumped an SUV. We got off at the next exit, called the cops and exchanged insurance info. After the cops left I got myself a big cup of coffee and I got back on the road and about 45 minutes later I woke up driving on the grassy median between NB and SB I75. Surely God was with me. I got back up to the shoulder of the road and got off at the next exit and got a motel and crashed there.
Hopefully she will be old enough to have a drivers license.
Um, aren't the risks inherent in the request enough to be aware of?
A single Zen is going to be a potentially dangerous thing on the farm this year, methinks
I realized that might give off a creepy vibe. I just meant that I'm going to have fun flirting. And there will be plenty of age-appropriate victims....
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In all fairness, let's give OP the chance to clarify what he means in his solicitation.
What kinds of things is he willing to barter? Who is paying for the pre-Roo dates? What does "open-minded" mean to him? Open-minded to one person may be outrageous to another and just vanilla to yet another.
This whole thing reminds me of the thread a couple years ago where the guy wanted someone to share a rental tent with him. I wonder how that worked out for that guy....
First 42069, now this guy. You folks are really, really bad at getting suckered by obvious trolls.
Pretty sure most people knew 42069 was a troll right off the bat, but just played along. I don't think this guy is a troll. But you're smarter than me.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
