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Post by tealeyedangel on May 29, 2013 15:05:30 GMT -5
Wait! Hold on! I'm interested, like seriously! But since I've already paid for all of my roo stuff....can I provide an itemized list with the amount I paid for everything and just get the money? then its still technically an all expense paid trip, and I'm open minded, and female! See we all win then!
Wait! Hold on! I'm interested, like seriously! But since I've already paid for all of my roo stuff....can I provide an itemized list with the amount I paid for everything and just get the money? then its still technically an all expense paid trip, and I'm open minded, and female! See we all win then!
Then there is the story of the Purple RV. The Purple RV was parked next to the Porto Jons. We were down the street a little bit and on the other side of the street. It was Tuesday night, we were laying low, had no plans. When, my friend G, asked me, "Hey man, where are we?" "IDK, about 8:10 and D? Why?" I responded. "well according to this, their is a sex camp right where we are." he said "Really?" "Yes, really?" "well we are not a sex camp, the big sound across the street is not, those guys are not, so who is it?" "IDK, is is someone here? in our camp" "Now you are f'ing with me." then, I turn around to see this mildly attractive women approach me and asked, "Is this 8:10 and D?" "Yes?" I am thinking how weird this just got and then she asked, "Is this the tantrum sex camp?" I turn around and I can tell G is as surprised as I am, but I still ask, Is this your doing?" "No man, I am not smart enough to do that?"
Well, maybe I paraphrased some, but there we were, standing in our camp with a nice looking woman looking for the mysterious sex camp nobody can find. Then it hit us, the Purple RV, we look down the street. There is a light on out side the RV, the windows are all black, but some people are standing outside. We walk down there and notice there is a Dry erase board with the words of something like: 'Tantrum sex studio. No boyfriends tonight. Take a ride on our Sybian.' Or something close to that, but that was not the point. The point is that women, good looking women were going inside the creepy, black windowed, Purple bus, that was ripped out on the inside and filled with mattresses.
Every night there would be a different message on the Dry eraser board. Sometimes boyfriends were allowed, but often not. this guy was always out side the bus during the day. They had a kissing booth set up outside the bus and right next to the porto jon. The guy walked around naked, not the best looking dude and not the "biggest" dude, but he did not hide anything. As creepy as we may have found him, he was not hiding anything, you know what you were getting into when you stepped into the bus and you were free to leave at any time. OP, is doing just that. I may joke about Old Gregg and such, but he is open and not trying to hide anything and I bet he gets more than one bite. Open mind, open legs, what does it matter? as long as they both understand what the deal is and rules are.
Although, we can still laugh at how creepy we find this thread and the OP. Just like Old Gregg and just like theme camp placement in Black Rock city. To be in the official, "What is going on at Burning man book", one must register. this guy did, and the ORG recognized who and what he was and placed him right next to the Porto potty. HaHa.
Then there is the story of the Purple RV. The Purple RV was parked next to the Porto Jons. We were down the street a little bit and on the other side of the street. It was Tuesday night, we were laying low, had no plans. When, my friend G, asked me, "Hey man, where are we?" "IDK, about 8:10 and D? Why?" I responded. "well according to this, their is a sex camp right where we are." he said "Really?" "Yes, really?" "well we are not a sex camp, the big sound across the street is not, those guys are not, so who is it?" "IDK, is is someone here? in our camp" "Now you are f'ing with me." then, I turn around to see this mildly attractive women approach me and asked, "Is this 8:10 and D?" "Yes?" I am thinking how weird this just got and then she asked, "Is this the tantrum sex camp?" I turn around and I can tell G is as surprised as I am, but I still ask, Is this your doing?" "No man, I am not smart enough to do that?"
Well, maybe I paraphrased some, but there we were, standing in our camp with a nice looking woman looking for the mysterious sex camp nobody can find. Then it hit us, the Purple RV, we look down the street. There is a light on out side the RV, the windows are all black, but some people are standing outside. We walk down there and notice there is a Dry erase board with the words of something like: 'Tantrum sex studio. No boyfriends tonight. Take a ride on our Sybian.' Or something close to that, but that was not the point. The point is that women, good looking women were going inside the creepy, black windowed, Purple bus, that was ripped out on the inside and filled with mattresses.
Every night there would be a different message on the Dry eraser board. Sometimes boyfriends were allowed, but often not. this guy was always out side the bus during the day. They had a kissing booth set up outside the bus and right next to the porto jon. The guy walked around naked, not the best looking dude and not the "biggest" dude, but he did not hide anything. As creepy as we may have found him, he was not hiding anything, you know what you were getting into when you stepped into the bus and you were free to leave at any time. OP, is doing just that. I may joke about Old Gregg and such, but he is open and not trying to hide anything and I bet he gets more than one bite. Open mind, open legs, what does it matter? as long as they both understand what the deal is and rules are.
Although, we can still laugh at how creepy we find this thread and the OP. Just like Old Gregg and just like theme camp placement in Black Rock city. To be in the official, "What is going on at Burning man book", one must register. this guy did, and the ORG recognized who and what he was and placed him right next to the Porto potty. HaHa.
I am old Gregg, please to meet you.
I read that whole thing trying to place it at Bonnaroo. You buried the Burningman detail. But your point is taken. As the age old proverb goes, "The freaks come out at night."
I would take the OP up on this in a heartbeat! All expenses paid festival experience AND I get to have sex? Pshhhhhh. SOLD!
I am not sure which one to go with changing phi's quote to say that he IS taking the guy up on his offer or pointing out that, as Phi knows from experience, it's pretty rare that a John tries to make sure the hooker enjoys the sex.
