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Post by glitterous on May 29, 2013 20:01:11 GMT -5
I am glad I fired this up AFTER I used the bathroom or I would have a wet spot on my couch from laughing too hard. I'm a little upset that despite being an open-minded female, I was not requested to PM the OP.
I am glad I fired this up AFTER I used the bathroom or I would have a wet spot on my couch from laughing too hard. I'm a little upset that despite being an open-minded female, I was not requested to PM the OP.
Promise him that you won't friendzone him, and I'm sure he'll make room for ya.
I am glad I fired this up AFTER I used the bathroom or I would have a wet spot on my couch from laughing too hard. I'm a little upset that despite being an open-minded female, I was not requested to PM the OP.
FYSA not a single female has PM'd me. I'm quite surprised. The OP requests you PM him.
I am glad I fired this up AFTER I used the bathroom or I would have a wet spot on my couch from laughing too hard. I'm a little upset that despite being an open-minded female, I was not requested to PM the OP.
FYSA not a single female has PM'd me. I'm quite surprised. The OP requests you PM him.
I am glad I fired this up AFTER I used the bathroom or I would have a wet spot on my couch from laughing too hard. I'm a little upset that despite being an open-minded female, I was not requested to PM the OP.
FYSA not a single female has PM'd me. I'm quite surprised. The OP requests you PM him.
I think you would get more hits if you would let the women know just HOW open-minded they need to be. Are we talking "vote for the Green Party" open-minded or are we talking "have sex with Peter Dinklage while Leonardo Dicaprio from 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' watches" open-minded? There's a Grand Canyon's worth of difference between those two levels.
I am glad I fired this up AFTER I used the bathroom or I would have a wet spot on my couch from laughing too hard. I'm a little upset that despite being an open-minded female, I was not requested to PM the OP.
Promise him that you won't friendzone him, and I'm sure he'll make room for ya.
Oh, I friend-zone all the guys I meet. I just sometimes have sex with them and/or date them first.
I would take the OP up on this in a heartbeat! All expenses paid festival experience AND I get to have sex? Pshhhhhh. SOLD!
I am not sure which one to go with changing phi's qupote to say that he IS taking the guy up on his offer or pointing out that, as Phi knows from experience, it's pretty rare that a John tries to make sure the hooker enjoys the sex.
I am not sure which one to go with changing phi's qupote to say that he IS taking the guy up on his offer or pointing out that, as Phi knows from experience, it's pretty rare that a John tries to make sure the hooker enjoys the sex.
Q: There was a festival on the same site before Bonnaroo right?
AC: That's correct. There was one called Itchycoo Park. It was named after a big hit in the 1960's by The Small Faces. It was one of the first psychedelic hit songs. The concept of that festival was aimed at an older demographic and one that quite frankly was reluctant to go out into a field and see music. It was not a successful event but the fact that someone tried it there is what got that particular piece of land on our radar screen and it ultimately led to Bonnaroo happening in Manchester, TN.
Pardon my saying this, ladies and gentlemen...but understand that I DO work in healthcare and what is hilarious is me is often not so to another...but "itchycoo park" sounds like code for a hooker with crabs.
Pardon my saying this, ladies and gentlemen...but understand that I DO work in healthcare and what is hilarious is me is often not so to another...but "itchycoo park" sounds like code for a hooker with crabs.
I'm taking this as confirmation that the OP does expect sexual favors for his all-expenses-paid Roo (thus the title of the thread is misleading, but I'm not going to split hairs).
Itchicoo, what does all-expenses entail? If the woman you take wants to drink 15 beers from the Broo'ers Tent every day, is that okay, or does she have a limited spending budget each day? What about souvenirs? Will you be bringing food and camping gear for this woman? Are you providing corn and other snacks? Does she have to spend the entire time with you or can she see Billy "Freakin'" Idol while you go see Weird Al? Inquiring minds want to know!
I'm taking this as confirmation that the OP does expect sexual favors for his all-expenses-paid Roo (thus the title of the thread is misleading, but I'm not going to split hairs).
Itchicoo, what does all-expenses entail? If the woman you take wants to drink 15 beers from the Broo'ers Tent every day, is that okay, or does she have a limited spending budget each day? What about souvenirs? Will you be bringing food and camping gear for this woman? Are you providing corn and other snacks? Does she have to spend the entire time with you or can she see Billy "Freakin'" Idol while you go see Weird Al? Inquiring minds want to know!
sorry if this has already been mentioned, but I think we all took Econ at some point and learned there's no such thing as a free lunch in my case I learned it from a particularly hot coach charged with teaching my 10th grade hormone-crazed self so maybe that's why the lesson stuck. either way this thread makes me feel like I need a shower... itchycoo park, indeed.
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