Craziest thing you saw at Roo 2013?

JOe, holy SHIZ that was quackin funny....

my wierdest this year was waking up at 4 am sat morning to take a pis and finding some sketch under my awning, leaning against my neighbors car, in a dead stare at the floor where there was a George Clooney with black lips photo. I tried to see wtf he was up to but he was non responsive except he did move a little. I pissed, gently tried to shoo him off and went back to sleep. woke up at 7:30 and he was gone. not a single trace except the photo.

sunday morning work up to all the chairs in our camp (6 of them) moved to a pile 2 camps over. took me almost an hour of cussing since a pair were mine to find them.

That bounce house was awesome! I came up on it as they had like a 5-6 person crew steady workin on filling it with glowing ballons.

We had a camp nearby us that had a Confederate flag for their camp flag. Even for someone who lives in East Tennessee, that was pretty surprising.

Yeah, we saw that. Passed it walking in every day. My dad was like "what is that about?" Felt like it was borderline inappropriate, especially considering the racial diversity of the fests' performers, fans, and staff.

They were another group of people who I didn't understand why they were there, because they were at their campsite every time I walked by. Morning, evening, night.

at R. Kelly I was next to a girl so out of it she looked like a zombie. She was standing there topless with this awkward nerdy guy grinding on her. He stays for about an hour being super weird and then just leaves without saying anything. Immediately another guy takes his place and she doesn't even notice. Just standing there topless getting her neck sucked. That was damn weird. Maybe not crazy per se but just strange.

at A$AP Rocky, some guy was just freaking GONE and his friends boosted him up onto the check in box then he stayed up there for quite a while, looking lost as hell and trying to figure out how to get down.

Totally saw this and the crowd chanting jump jump jump

Not so much something I saw, but a hilarious conversation I had with a kid.

He was asking a group of girls if they knew where John McLaughlin was playing. I pulled out my schedule and showed him, and we got to talking about how awesome John McLaughlin was, and how empty the tent would probably be. Then he asked me:

"So are you gunna stick around for Sunday night?"

Me: "Nah man, I like Tom Petty and all but I plan on leaving"

Him: "So you're not gunna stick around for Panic?!"

Me: "Uh, dude, Panic isn't closing the fest, Tom Petty is."

Him: "But Panic always closes the fest!"

Me: "Uh..."

Him: "Well when is Panic playing?"

Me: "Dude, Panic isn't playing Bonnaroo at all this year."

Him: "No way, I thought..."

Me: "Dude, you got some bad information."

He was devastated. I just think its fantastic that this kid acquired a ticket, traveled to the festival, and then spent two days at the festival firmly thinking that Widespread Panic was closing out Sunday. Its amazing and awesome on so many levels.

That's what everyone that's joking says!

At DIIV with crazykittensmile and CPK

We are hanging out under the tree to the right of the Other Tent. I had my schedule out seeing what I was going to next when a girl walks up to us and asks to look at it for a moment. She asks us "Isn't Earl Sweatshirt supposed to be playing now?" We responded that he had to cancel and DIIV had taken his place. She responds "Oh man! I am so f*cked!", drops the schedule on me then storms off in a panic.

After the superjam dance party, a short, overweight,white guy was dancing nude in the fountain. Really bad mental image.

On a side note, the coolest thing I saw was a guy in in the fountain getting his grove on in his wheelchair.

Was it this dude? Spoiler is NSFW.

this is the most wonderful thing. thank you.