Did you masturbate in your tent this year?

What about someone else's tent?

I was actually hiding inside the fountain all weekend, lying on my back and letting loose.

And boy are my arms tired

The closest I got was a llama orgy. Does that count?

awkward. 

Note to self: wash my tent before next camping excursion

The Unoriginal Wolfman Jess, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm leaving this thread to go masturbate.

Why leave, can't you stay here and finish?

i didn't see enough topless chicks for my spank bank to even bother.

I swear I saw her in the very back near the bathrooms during Kendrick Lamar.

I saw her standing in front of the Garnier tent. White tight top, peach tight skirt. I stopped and squinted like I was looking for a contact, then pointed and smiled when I confirmed my suspicions. Would have said "Hi" if I could think of her name right away. I'm sure being called Chelsea Handler would have made her weekend.

I made a tent in my pants and then masturbated.

If I had seen her I might have tossed one off.