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We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Obviously sitting down. If you're standing/crouching/squatting whatever then i commend you on your thigh muscles. but sit and shift as needed is the way to go. next question..
Post by billypilgrim on Oct 20, 2014 23:01:27 GMT -5
I went into a stall at work today and the person in there before me had covered the toilet seat with toilet paper using origami-like precision. There's a paper toilet-seat cover dispenser, but I have to assume it was empty. Why else would someone go to that much trouble to avoid contact with a toilet seat that's cleaned almost daily? More importantly, why would they feel compelled to leave their work for someone else to find and dispose of? Or did they think the next person might want to sit on their carefully laid out design? These questions are rhetorical and would have remained unasked if someone hadn't this very day created a thread questioning people's pooping habits.
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We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Post by monkybunney on Oct 21, 2014 19:02:03 GMT -5
Sitting. Without a wide stance or some weird stick-out-your-butt position there's just too much uncertainty. Also standing I would think you could only really wipe in 1 direction (there's has to be a boy band joke in there somewhere but I can't seem to articulate it). Now me personally I use the A.C Slater position when I do my duty, that way I can use the back of the toilet like a little shelf.
Post by TacticalTurtleneck on Oct 21, 2014 19:15:36 GMT -5
We might not agree on whether you should stand or sit to wipe, but we can all agree on the fact that people that replace a roll and place it with the paper coming out under or behind instead of over the top are sociopaths and should not be trusted.
I still find it hard to believe that standing to wipe is a real thing. I mean...why? I'm honestly not sure if those who voted for standing are just trolling or serious.
If it's real, my view on humanity has taken a major tumble.
Post by bansheebeat on Oct 22, 2014 3:21:56 GMT -5
You guys are all plebs. You need to take your bum-hygiene to the next level:
Seriously though, after using one of these I'll never be able to go back. Just the thought of relying on toilet paper gives me the creeps. Pretty gross when you think about it.