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You guys are all plebs. You need to take your bum-hygiene to the next level:
Bum hygiene is just fine, TYVM!
...and I don't think I can ever live in an apartment without one again. The biggest game-changer since I converted from scrunching to folding.
How does this one work? Does the water fill up or does the faucet detach or point up at some point? The other one I get but this one looks like you fill up a tub and then just clean with your hands. Please tell me there's more to it that I'm not getting.
...and I don't think I can ever live in an apartment without one again. The biggest game-changer since I converted from scrunching to folding.
How does this one work? Does the water fill up or does the faucet detach or point up at some point? The other one I get but this one looks like you fill up a tub and then just clean with your hands. Please tell me there's more to it that I'm not getting.
Glad you asked this because I was wondering the same thing. I was imagining the basin filling with water and then hot-tub-type of situation would occur with lots of bubbles to get up in there.
At Roo, do you clean assed folks still keep your buns firmly pressed on the porto seat when it is wiping time?
Gotta work those quads so you can sit/hover without touching the seat in the porta-potties.
I used the hover technique in the past. My legs just get too tired now and I feel like I'm going to fall. What a horrible scene that would be. Face planting in a Port-A-John with excrement still exiting. Now I just carry disinfectant wipes and take my chances.
How does this one work? Does the water fill up or does the faucet detach or point up at some point? The other one I get but this one looks like you fill up a tub and then just clean with your hands. Please tell me there's more to it that I'm not getting.
Errm, well... no, you've pretty much got it. It's essentially a sink, but with a detachable length of hose for anglin' purposes (not pictured). Swamp arse? Dingleberries? Junk sticking to your thigh on a humid day? Cures one, cures all.
To be clear, this is not my primary cleaning method - just for mopping the floors after I've swept them, so to speak.
First of all, that sitters vs. standers article floored me. Very interesting and eye opening. I seriously had no idea...
And bidets... I probably should allow Sleepy or someone with more experience/knowledge, but I'll give it a go right now. Like most things- there are different versions and styles of bidets. Most have jets that can be relied on to directly clean although there are styles that require hand splashing and/or a little filling. I have never seen any "hot tub situation" though. I don't think I have ever seen one a detachable piece, but I have limited experience which was in 2005-2006 and mostly hotels not private residences where the norm could be different from what I have seen.
EDIT: Obviously my European experiences in the mid-2000s are different than Sleepy's current Aussie experiences.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by FuzzyWarbles on Oct 22, 2014 9:04:13 GMT -5
BTW, the only way I could picture someone standing to wipe is if their junk is too big to reach their hand in between it and the toilet seat. It just makes no sense. Seems like you'd be leaving your autograph in your undies all the time or using large amounts of TP and really taking time to give a thorough cleaning complete with scrubbing afterwards.
How does this one work? Does the water fill up or does the faucet detach or point up at some point? The other one I get but this one looks like you fill up a tub and then just clean with your hands. Please tell me there's more to it that I'm not getting.
Errm, well... no, you've pretty much got it. It's essentially a sink, but with a detachable length of hose for anglin' purposes (not pictured). Swamp arse? Dingleberries? Junk sticking to your thigh on a humid day? Cures one, cures all.
To be clear, this is not my primary cleaning method - just for mopping the floors after I've swept them, so to speak.
I just wanted to make sure there was a detachable part. Otherwise it looked like you fill up a tub and use your hands to clean which made me question how this is seen as the better/cleaner method lol.
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Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Reading through this last page it looks like someone discussed wiping for males. If you are a male and you start at the top of the crack and end near the taint/gooch you are a psycho and I don't want to ever know you. You got poop balls and you are a monster.
That's supposed to represent standing to wipe? To me that's hovering, which is more a high performance version of sitting when the seat is questionable.
If people consider that standing, then I guess it makes a little more sense. Like bonzai, I assumed standing meant knees straight, and you know...actually standing.
That's supposed to represent standing to wipe? To me that's hovering, which is more a high performance version of sitting when the seat is questionable.
If people consider that standing, then I guess it makes a little more sense. Like bonzai, I assumed standing meant knees straight, and you know...actually standing.
Hovering = Sitters in a nasty toilet seat situation.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I'd be worried about leaning too far forward, and faceplanting.
I would love it if my fiance found me unconscious on the bathroom floor, with my pants around my ankles, poopy ass-crack in the air, and a piece of fecal-covered TP in my hand.
I just know that after her initial concern, she would snap a picture for her future bargaining advantage.
I'd be worried about leaning too far forward, and faceplanting.
I would love it if my fiance found me unconscious on the bathroom floor, with my pants around my ankles, poopy ass-crack in the air, and a piece of fecal-covered TP in my hand.
I just know that after her initial concern, she would snap a picture for her future bargaining advantage.
Man, you people have weak thighs. I'd recommend doing some wall squats before next June.
After attending Roo I realized that baby wipes are ideal regardless of poop venue. If you're using dry paper (TP) or you're using your bare hands with some water (bidet) then you're doing it all wrong.
After reading those last two posts - the Clorox wipes are for the seat. The nice, gentle, non-Butthole searing baby wipes are for...well...not searing your Butthole.
New poll: Would you use a port-a-bidet if they offered it at Bonnaroo this year?
How does this one work? Does the water fill up or does the faucet detach or point up at some point? The other one I get but this one looks like you fill up a tub and then just clean with your hands. Please tell me there's more to it that I'm not getting.
Errm, well... no, you've pretty much got it. It's essentially a sink, but with a detachable length of hose for anglin' purposes (not pictured). Swamp arse? Dingleberries? Junk sticking to your thigh on a humid day? Cures one, cures all.
To be clear, this is not my primary cleaning method - just for mopping the floors after I've swept them, so to speak.
After reading those last two posts - the Clorox wipes are for the seat. The nice, gentle, non-Butthole searing baby wipes are for...well...not searing your Butthole.
New poll: Would you use a port-a-bidet if they offered it at Bonnaroo this year?
I thought they had this last summer, in a smallish tent just off the Which Stage. I went in, but it turns out Diarrhea Planet is a band. And, they put on a GREAT show.