Who Will Ruin Bonnaroo 2015?

You. For this post.

Edit: Baffled at how you think one person/band/group/fuck knows what youre talking about could "ruin" bonnaroo as a whole.

when the headliners aren't as awesome as kanye was last year. bonnaroo ruined

Isn't it weird how sometimes you can feel shame through the internet? I wrote that and deep down felt like I just made an idiot of myself. Should have known.

Care to explain how this one works?

Bonnaroo has been ruined since they went mainstream. Therefore, every year of Bonnaroo is ruined before it even happens. 

idk the exact reference but somebody had made a thread like this i think last year was the first year, not positive. this seems to be a sarcastic play on that. yea it sucks when the internet makes ya feel dumb lol

if you let someone/something/some band ruin roo, you're roo-ing wrong.

I think it's been an ongoing thing since, at least, 2008 when Metallica was on the bill. Eminem was going to ruin it. Kanye, of course, was going to end the festival for good. There hasn't seemed to be a unifying figure of hatred this year. I don't know if that's good or bad.

Just a long standing tradition of people freaking the fuck out that some band/fans will ruin the "vibe" of Bonnaroo. Tool ruined Bonnaroo one year, Metallica another. Hip hop fans have ruined it several years, as have EDM rave babies. Mumford & Sons hipster fans will now ruin it twice! And of course Kanye threatens to ruin it every year, whether he's there or not.

It's a tongue in cheek thing for most, but sadly some people actually believe it.

Edit: Beat to the punch by 'ole Dave Maynar

Whoever does ruin it, it doesn't matter because Kanye will come to save the festival for everyone.

You know, because the \m/ will ruin any hippie vibe. I'd actually love to read that Pitchfork review to see what was so wrong with that performance. Did a quick search and couldn't find it.

And I do remember people being scared of the hipster invasion due to M&S back in '13.

Deadmau5, dressing up like Mickey Mouse, pressing play on his iPod and doing some knob twiddlin', Kendrick Lamar playing half songs off his one album and attracting a bunch of bad-vibez-thugz to the fest, Billy Joel's old ass singing "Only the Good Die Young" before literally dying of a heart attack and ruining my buzz, people with no understanding of irony saying "you can't let one act ruin your Roo!"


The possibilities are endless, really.

You take that back! 

I for one will be glad to have a nice nap during the mumford set at my tent. 
Lana del Rey will ruin Bonnaroo

Jimbo, you should add a poll. I think the leading contenders are:

Kendrick Lamar (thug-vibez)
Deadmau5 (thatz not REAL music)
Billy Joel (he sucks)
Lack of MMJ late night (ASHLEY CAPPS FORGOT THE FESTIVAL'S ROOTZ/TURNED HIS BACK ON THE CORE AUDIENCE)
Mumbros (bailed on Roo last time, don't deserve a second chance)

white people