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Post by trantsgiving on Aug 3, 2018 18:12:04 GMT -5
I’m gonna take the summer of 2016. Pokémon go was poppin, everyone was in a good mood, I saved up enough money to dick around the whole time and I went to my first Bonnaroo and Osheaga.
Okay, I'm leaving now, but there were a few more picks, so here's another updated list.
Round 5
1. walaka - horror movies 2. 3post1jack1 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3. Katy Mae - High School girls, man, I keep getting older, they stay the same age. 4. NothingButFlowers - Nic Cage in all his forms, air, fire, liquor, and twin, but most of all, Nic Cage eating huevos rancheros at my favorite Las Vegas chain breakfast restaurant, the Cracked Egg. 5. carini12 - The Milkey Way Galaxy. 6. stinky - the perfect amount of uninterrupted sleep, whether it be a short nap or at night time. No bathroom emergencies, lights, or noises to wake you up. Then you wake up right exactly when you want to without your alarm going off. Perfect temperature no matter if you wanna be warm/cold under your blankies. Could involve a nice fan. Maybe it also involves you sleeping naked, it's your sleep! That feeling is freaking awesome. This will go good with my mattress/pillow combo. 7. Cap'n Mac - the '80s and everything that goes with it (the 1980s, smartasses - don't try to stick me with the 1680s and all their witch-trial-y goodness). Big hair, obscene amounts of fluoro, 8-bit videogames, unabashedly cheesy synth pop hits washed out in gated reverb, Cabbage Patch dolls, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, 2/3 Star Wars movies, John Hughes, after-school specials, Max Headroom, ALF, Lite Brites, He-Man, Walkmen, rollerblading, Michael Jackson, Prince, Lunchables, and the goddamn fall of Communism. 8. trantsgiving - Ed O'Brien's backup vocals in Weird Fishes 9. Vieux - rainbows 10. Jaz - standing on a cold beach under a dark summer night's sky and listening to the sound of the ocean. 11. @radiatebased - 2 21 yr olds and a 30ft RV looking to PARTY! 12. Jake Jortles - The decline of religion 13. Bing - Pizza
Round 6
1. Bing - Death Grips (disco & new wave set) featuring Jay Z 2. Jake Jortles - Jacksonville Jaguars 3. @radiatebased - Juggs 4. Jaz - Plunging your hand into a sack of grain 5. Vieux - Hip hop and NOLA bounce 6. trantsgiving - Everything That Katy Mae Incorrectly Does Not Like (Radiohead, Jack White, Domino's, I can't imagine her liking Chic Fil A either, etc) 7. Cap'n Mac - Taking your pants off at the end of the day. Not even in a sexual way, moreso in a "fuck yeah, the day is done and I ain't got shit to do" way. 8. stinky - a nice big screen TV with a DVD player with every movie/tv show available to watch (no horror movies cuz I think Walaka has those and also fuck that shit) 9. carini12 - Dive bars, and the bands that play them 10. NothingButFlowers - 30,000 pounds of bananas 11. Katy Mae - the crunchy chocolate layer in ice cream cakes 12. 3post1jack1 - Banana Runts 13. walaka - laughing so hard you are in tears
Round 7
1. walaka - The random hair that grows out of my face right under my eye that people mistake for a loose eyelash but I refuse to pluck because it bothers people. 2. 3post1jack1 - Booger on a banana. (You know that booker you have been digging around for like the last 20 minutes? You finally get it. And you're tempted to stick it in your mouth but that would be gross. But you don't have a tissue. And you're at a party. But you see a lovely arrangement of fresh fruit. So you stick it on the banana. Because they are going to peel it first. So it's not like they are going to eat it.) 3. Katy Mae - your first car, or the first car you ever loved. The one that you named something dumb like Jerry, the cassette deck didn't work, had roll up windows . . . and it was the best fucking car you ever had and will ever have again. You loved that car more than yourself some days. you have memories of driving around with your buddies, doing nothing in particular, singing along to Blackstreet and Lit, eating chicken nuggies. Maybe you touched your first boob/peen in that car? Jerry was the best car ever. 4. NothingButFlowers - A neverending knock-down-drag-out-no-holds-barred-street-style knife fight between Benedict Cumberbatch and Englebert Humperdink. No one knows exactly why they're fighting, but we're all pretty sure it has something to do with beets. 5. carini12 - the flying delorean time machine from back to the future part 2. 6. stinky - all emotions, cuz sometimes you need a nice cry, but also sometimes its okay to be angry about stuff, ya know? 7. Cap'n Mac - 8. trantsgiving - the human skeleton 9. Vieux - Clean closthes and bedding fresh out of the dryer. All warm, fuzzy and smelling good. 10. Jaz - Calvin & Hobbes 11. @radiatebased - the year 2013 (before Trump was president, Live Nation didn't own Bonnaroo, Prince and David Bowie were alive, and Yeezus was released) 12. Jake Jortles - Larry David 13. Bing - Kanye West, but instead of performing he goes on a full 30 minute rant after finishing Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1
There were a couple of turns after the last time I updated. Vieux (round 8) - healthcare for everyone Cap'n Mac (round 7) - Bill Murray trantsgiving (round 8) - the summer of 2016. Pokémon go was poppin, everyone was in a good mood, I saved up enough money to dick around the whole time and I went to my first Bonnaroo and Osheaga. Cap'n Mac (round 8) - the moustache of Ron Swanson
Per the rules, a turn is one to twelve hours, so skipping after an hour is fair game. I think it’s been a few for stinky now (isn’t he who is at Lollapalooza?) so he can go whenever.
I'm picking that feeling right after you're done with a huge dump and every last bit is out. You let out a sigh of relief because you've probably waited a little longer to go than you should have, you wash your hands, then you wipe the sweat off your face, and you smile because it's over.
I'm picking that feeling right after you're done with a huge dump and every last bit is out. You let out a sigh of relief because you've probably waited a little longer to go than you should have, you wash your hands, then you wipe the sweat off your face, and you smile because it's over.
