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Recap 1/5 Pages spanned: 400-427 Is this worth recapping? Prolly not buck fut it Entertainment value: 8, esp in the first half of this segment Info value: 7. The Lonely Island confirmed via RooClues, The Lumineers, Girl Talk, Post Malone confirmed by r/jesus4jews
Flowy flow:
Still talkin' bout Weezer > Late nights end earlier than before > sunrise sets > surprisingly, no one ranks them > good changes LiveNation has made > POOP! > I bring shame to my family name > POOP! > New Roo Clue! It's The Lonely Island > Jesus4Jews on Reddit confirms The Lumineers, Girl Talk, and Post Malone > people lose hope > the Flaming Lips > recapping previous rumors and their sources > weekend plans > Bandersnatch > people preoccupied with Launchpad think princessofcorona is him. It's not > Arcade Fire albums > former banned posters causes hubbub
So I have a scoopz update. Expect Foo Fighters, Phish, Post Malone, and Arctic Monkeys....but that's not our top 4. We're still missing one headliner. It could be anyone from Paul McCartney to Travis Scott for all I know.
Roo Clue Consensus Confirmations: Nude Party, Clairo, Little Simz, Parquet Courts, Gojira, Shovels & Rope, Zhu, The Lonely Island
I love that when Bonnaroo gets bought out by a massive corporation promising to bring an influx of cash to the fest, they suddenly get too cheap to pay the union guys.
I once found a completely naked man asleep in the portos after Jay-Z. That was random and fun.
bonnaroo 2002 a good friend of mine was on acid and needed to take a dump during widespread panic. he opened the first porto he went to and the porto was completely full and overflowing, the poo was a forearm's height above the toilet seat itself. rather than look for another porto he entered that one and proceeded to squat over the poo tower and do his business. he realized after the act that there was no toilet paper so he just pulled off his boxers and started to wipe with them while balancing over the poo pile. just at that moment he realized he didn't lock the porto door, at which point it swung open and he was face to face with a girl who saw him in all his glory, squatting over the poo mountain and rubbing himself with his boxer shorts, all sweaty and with those crazy acid eyes. the girl screamed and slammed the door and ran away.
i like to think that girl immediately left the festival and never returned to bonnaroo again.
Alright, I guess this story is finally ready to see the light of day.
Bonnaroo 2015. I'm near the What stage when my guts start doing the flippy-floppy. Time to cut some logs, posthaste. I failed to bring my own toilet paper/wipes with me that night, so I quickly open a few portos to find one that still has paper. I finally found one, and it was disgusting - the poo mountain had crested the rim of the bowl - but I don't skip leg day so squatting is fine. I pinch off some soft nasty nugs, and when I go to wipe I reach for the paper I slowly realize with abject horror: the roll of paper is substantially wet with I-don't-know-what. Except I do know what, and so do you. This particular poo absolutely necessitated some cleanup, so my options were either to A) use the pissy toilet paper, or B) just casually walk around with bits of creamy brown batter clumping in my hairy crack.
And that, my friends, is how I got a stranger's urine on and around my b-hole at Bonnaroo 2015. You're welcome.
“I’m gonna spend 4 days living in mud, breathing dirt, eating fried garbage, sweating out my eyeballs, and ingesting ungodly amounts of drugs and alcohol, but I’m not gonna poop. That would be nasty.”
coachella advice: don't forget you can only drink beer in designated areas
bonnaroo advice: ALWAYS WEAR FULL BOXER SHORTS IN CASE SOMEONE PISSED ON THE TOILER PAPER AND YOU NEED THE BOXERS TO WIPE YOUR SHITTY ASS AND THROW AWAY OR YOU CAN ALSO WIPE SHIT ON YOUR T-SHIRT
Recap 1/7 Pages spanned 427-??? Is this worth recapping?
Entertainment value: 9. It's been a crazy day. Info value: 5. Childish Gambino confirmed by insider, along with acts we already knew: Phish, Post Malone, and the Lumineers Flowy flow/post of the day:
