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featuring color commentary by Charles Barkley with Gus Johnson announcing
APA BAR ROOM INVITATIONAL Acolyte Protection Agency (Farooq and Bradshaw) Dennis Rodman & Rob Gronkowski The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg Jesse James & Badass Billy Gunn) Arnold Schwarzenegger & Jesse The Body Ventura Steve O & Chris Pontious Bam Margera & Ryan Dunn Chavo Guerreo & Psicosis Scotty 2 Hotty & Rikishi Bam Bam Bigelow & Tugboat
KEN SHAMROCK V. DIAMOND DALLAS PAIGE FOR U.S. TITLE
THREE WOMAN LUMBERJACK FOR WOMEN'S TITLE PAIGE V. JACQUELINE V. TORRIE WILSON Stephanie McMahon, Brooke Hogan, Miss Elizabeth
PARKING LOT BRAWL FOR HARDCORE TITLE SHANE MCMAHON V. SABU V. TOMMY DREAMER Dennis Rodman as Referee
RICKY 'THE DRAGON' STEAMBOAT V. JUSHIN 'THUNDER' LIGER FOR CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
THE LEGION OF DOOM V. THE HARDY BOYZ FOR THE TAG TITLE Dennis Rodman as Referee
No. 1 CONTENDER MATCH BATISTA V. YOKOZUNA
MAIN EVENT HELL IN A CELL FOR THE BIG GREEN BELT DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON V. BRET 'THE HITMAN' HART Hart accompanied by Michael B. Jordan
rodman and gronk both doing the nude cover the dick with something was a just a beautiful coincidence and further proves how good it could have been if they overlapped primes
WWE vs AEW: No Holds Barred Vince McMahon vs Cody Rhodes
Women's Championship Match AJ Lee vs Asuka
Fatal Four-Way Tag Team Ladder Match for the World Tag Team Championships The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart) vs The Rockers (Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty) vs The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson) vs The Lucha Brothers (Pentagon Jr. & Fenix)
Representing the Republic or Ireland Conor McGregor & Sheamus vs Representing the United Kingdom Tyson Fury & Nigel McGuiness
Intercontinental Championship Match El Generico vs Shinsuke Nakamura
Extreme Rules Match The ECW Originals (Rob Van Dam, Tommy Dreamer, The Sandman, Balls Mahoney, & Sabu) vs The Inner Circle (Chris Jericho, Jake Hager, Sammy Guevara, Santana & Ortiz)
Singles Match Pegasus Kid vs Dynamite Kid
Cruiserweight Championship Match Ricochet vs Kota Ibushi vs Will Ospreay
at first I wanted to do a sepia classic boxing style poster but felt like I was leaving too much color on the table and looked to the SLAM mag cover with boogie/AD and did the diamond wrestlemania, downloaded the font (700 dls today, it's not just us!) and popped in all 5hat beautiful color
as the owner of bret, tommy, sabu, I'm furious, but slick lineup. probably would've put taker in the title but yeah fiend probably shouldn't be in that level
as the owner of bret, tommy, sabu, I'm furious, but slick lineup. probably would've put taker in the title but yeah fiend probably shouldn't be in that level
pick is a little bitey for sure, but don't gloss over the fact that he picked a man named Balls Mahoney
as the owner of bret, tommy, sabu, I'm furious, but slick lineup. probably would've put taker in the title but yeah fiend probably shouldn't be in that level
pick is a little bitey for sure, but don't gloss over the fact that he picked a man named Balls Mahoney
I think it’s chill. This stable was when they were old after ECW came back in 2007. It’s not them at their prime
Opening shot of the beautiful, glorious Astrodome in it's prime...
Scene opens on APA, Rodman, and Chuck playing cards.
Chuck mentions he's got to announce so he taps out and finds Gronk at the bar to take his place.
APA mentions that everything's right on time. As Gronk checks his cards the bar fills up.
Bradshaw plays a winning hand after winking to Farooq. We have now hit full Rodman.
As bottles start flying, bodies start being pushed around. The brawl breaks out.
Scotty Worms across the bar before being suplexed by The Worm Dennis Rodman. Arnold has Steve O in a fireman's carry. Rikishi and Pontious are stink facing Jesse Ventura simultaneously. Bam Bam and Tugboat are laying waste. Chavo is flying off the frozen drink machines onto the New Age Outlaws, while Psicosis is whacking them with pool cues. Gronk throws Margera through the bars central mirror. Dunn gets thrown into the frozen drink machine by the APA.
As things spiral out of control Rodman grabs the last intact bottle of liquor and jets out the backdoor.
There are no winners in bar fights, only losers.
WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA IN THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD, IM GUS JOHNSON HERE WITH THE ROUND MOUND OF REBOUND CHARLES BARKLEY AND WHAT A NIGHT WE'VE GOT IN STORE FOR US
Diamond Dallas Paige and US champion Ken Shamrock enter the ring.
Elite wrestling from the two for the US Title. Shamrock the defending champion eventually gets the upper hand and tries to submit DDP.
After reaching the rope DDP gets a breather, as Shamrock gathers DDP is able to recover. DIAMOND CUTTER. 1. 2. 3.
*SELF HIGH FIVE* Intensifies. DDP is our new US champion.
Paige enters the ring w/ Miss Elizabeth. As she struts with the title belt, Jacqueline & Stephanie McMahon enter.
While Paige and Jacqueline stare each other down, Torrie Wilson and Brooke Hogan enter the arena.
Paige, Jacqueline, and Torrie square off in the ring, with their accomplices patrolling the skirts as lumberjacks.
Torrie, quickly overwhelmed is thrown out of the ring by Paige and Jackie, and the two turn on each other.
While Steph and Elizabeth waylay on Torrie, Brooke interferes and trips Paige.
Paige begins to advance on Brooke, but before she can cross the ropes, Jacqueline gets a body shot and then using the ropes lands the Tornado DDT. 1. 2. 3.
Jacqueline is our new Women's champion.
We catch up on Dennis Rodman outside in the Astrodome loading dock. He live chats with Chuck, and as they're talking Shane McMahon pulls up.
Belt slung across his shoulder Shane starts chatting with The Worm.
Before too long Sabu approaches, LIVID that a billionaire boy like Shane is holding the Hardcore Title.
As the two begin to face off, Rodman enters the fray and tries to diffuse the situation.
Tommy Dreamer rolls up with a trashcan full of goodies, and immediately slams Shame with a stop sign.
The heat is on, a bell rings out of nowhere and Rodman begins to egg on the three.
Dreamer hits Sabu with the barbed wire. Sabu hits Shane with a rebar. Dreamer gets too close to Rodman and catches a bike chain punch. Shane jumps from the top of an 18 wheeler and puts Tommy through a dumpster. Sabu puts Shane through a truck windshield.
1. 2. 3. Sabu is our new Hardcore champion.
Gus Johnson is beside himself, the barbarism, the showmanship, this isn't your grandpa's March Madness.
Champion Ricky Steamboat and Jushin Liger enter the ring.
High-flying action from pro's pros, but a crushing diving cross body from Ricky quiets the Thunder.
1. 2. 3. The Dragon defends his title.
The Road Warriors, aka the Legion of Doom, and the defending champs The Hardy Boyz enter the ring. Dennis Rodman, now sitting with Chuck and Gus decides these are his people, and volunteers to ref.
Slams, tackles, flips, flights, the energy from the two teams is palpable.
In the waning minutes, Matt and Jeff are able to expel Hawk from the ring. Animal quickly ejects Matt and puts Jeff in a Neckbreaker.
As Matt attempts to re-enter the ring, Hawk pulls him out and clotheslines him out of commission.
Hawk jumps in the ring and on top of the buckles. He gestures to Animal to lift up Jeff.
The high flying Hardy is taken out by the Doomsday Device from the top rope.
1. 2. 3. Our new tag champs are The Legion of Doom.
(I shouldn't have to mention, but Gus Johnson is at this point L-I-V-I-N-G, living his best life announcing this)
Rodman rejoins Chuck and Gus. What a night, as he pours shots from the final bottle from the APA bar. Gus makes a Colosseum/Astrodome joke about being in Houston and throws down with the high functioning alcoholics. "Slow down Gus we haven't even got to the prison match" -Chuck.
Explosion of pyro, Batista is in the building. The hollywood superstar prances down the runway signing autographs.
As he struts around the rink, Yokozunas music plays.
As Yoko enters the two men stare each other down, knowing the chance for the title hangs in the balance.
Chest slap, chest slap, chest slap. The beating of each other's chests like primal animals attempting dominance.
Of the night, this is by far the most powerful matchup. Slams shake the floor, punches echo through the arena.
As the two giants begin to fatigue, Yokozuna slips and falls into the Batista Bomb.
The stage rumbles and the coffin is nailed. 1. 2. 3. Batista will challenge the winner of tonight's match for the title.
IF YOU SMMMELLLLLLLLELELELELELELLLLLELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
Dwayne Johnson enters the arena. Eyebrows, deep scents, it's all there. The star is in the building.
As Rock galavants around the ring, Hart's music overtakes the speakers.
As Bret enters the ring, the Hell in a Cell begins it's decent of confinement.
The two begin to battle it out. Titans of the industry, the two trade blow for blow.
As the tide turns Rock is able to land Hart on the ground. Dwayne tosses his elbow guard. The People's Elbow deserves nothing less than the open air of freedom.
As Rock makes his second turn off the ropes he sees Michael B Jordan descending the runway.
MBJ points at Dwayne and takes his shirt off. The Rock, while a consummate professional, becomes utterly distracted by the man he lost SEXIEST MAN to.
While the Rock breaks open the cage door to confront MBJ, Hart is able to sneak behind and turn the tide.
The two men battle it out on the outskirts of the ring before both begin climbing to the top.
Again MBJ interferes, allowing Bret to reach the top first.
The Rock, faced with the taunts of Hart and Jordan, scales the Cell.
Atop the Cell, the Rock and the Hitman battle it out.
In the brief moment of the calm in the eye of a Hurricane, Bret traps Rock in the Sharpshooter.
With no ropes to grab atop the cage, the Rock fights with all his might to break free before throwing Bret off his weight enough to escape the finishing hold.
As the two men collect themselves, Dwayne unleashes the last remnants of the Brahma Bull within.
Bret Hart has been Rock Bottomed through the top of the Cell onto the mat. (Gus Johnson Intensifies)
1. 2. 3. *EYEBROWS INTENSIFY* Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson becomes the 4th person to ever hold the Big Green Belt.
Scene ends with Gus thanking everyone for watching while him, Chuck, and Dennis smoke cigars and sip the finest spirits.
Closing shot of the beautiful, glorious Astrodome in it's prime.
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know you realize that life goes fast - It's hard to make the good things last-you realize the sun doesn't go down - It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
One time back when I had a wrestling ring in my backyard, Pat Patterson was playing golf at the course next to my house and he saw us practicing. He came over to say what’s up and told us to not hurt ourselves.
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know you realize that life goes fast - It's hard to make the good things last-you realize the sun doesn't go down - It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
Teddy Flair
Which Ditch Bridge Troll Doesn't Want This
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know you realize that life goes fast - It's hard to make the good things last-you realize the sun doesn't go down - It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
