Whether it's your first Bonnaroo or you’re a music festival veteran, we welcome you to Inforoo.
Here you'll find info about artists, rumors, camping tips, and the infamous Roo Clues. Have a look around then create an account and join in the fun. See you at Bonnaroo!!
Do you want to dance while also thinking about all the ways you've failed as a human?
UPCOMING SHOWS 5/14 - Neil Young & Crazy Horse @ Forest Hills 6/8 and maybe 6/9 - Governors Ball 8/17 - King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard @ Forest Hills 9/4 - Pearl Jam @ MSG 9/7 - Pearl Jam @ Wells Fargo Center 9/11 - St. Vincent @ Brooklyn Paramount
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
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Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
My least favorite part is that the sex spells didn't come with being a part of the illuminati.
or a penis enlargement
I wonder when that one would have gone out on this board. How much does the intellectual powerhouse we call Inforoo value the size of the more primal head? We will never know.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
it’s just an overblown frat party that’s laser focused on pageantry and networking. The events and secrecy just reenforce norms that happen to be functioning parts of greasing the gears in higher social circles.
it’s just an overblown frat party that’s laser focused on pageantry and networking. The events and secrecy just reenforce norms that happen to be functioning parts of greasing the gears in higher social circles.
it’s just an overblown frat party that’s laser focused on pageantry and networking. The events and secrecy just reenforce norms that happen to be functioning parts of greasing the gears in higher social circles.
it’s just an overblown frat party that’s laser focused on pageantry and networking. The events and secrecy just reenforce norms that happen to be functioning parts of greasing the gears in higher social circles.
I was led to believe it is where the "Mama" witches cast the love and sex spells on people. Mama Bandicoot, or whatever her name was, promised Mama LLL could be a part of the Inforoo love and sex coven if I sent her money.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
it’s just an overblown frat party that’s laser focused on pageantry and networking. The events and secrecy just reenforce norms that happen to be functioning parts of greasing the gears in higher social circles.
it’s just an overblown frat party that’s laser focused on pageantry and networking. The events and secrecy just reenforce norms that happen to be functioning parts of greasing the gears in higher social circles.
And where is the golf membership for? A fancy country club like Belle Meade that doesn’t allow in women, Jews or POC? Because I would looooove in there so I could mess some shit up.
And where is the golf membership for? A fancy country club like Belle Meade that doesn’t allow in women, Jews or POC? Because I would looooove in there so I could mess some shit up.
I’m going with Bohemian Grove. I don’t know what it is, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want it.
Think of it like a country club. But instead of golf a bunch of rich white dudes get together and write their own comedies and dramas. Like CPAC doing The festival of Dionysus but with 2% of the talent of the Classical Greek playwrites.
it’s just an overblown frat party that’s laser focused on pageantry and networking. The events and secrecy just reenforce norms that happen to be functioning parts of greasing the gears in higher social circles.
Frat party…greasing the gears…got it.
I mean you can look up what Nixon said about it for the none joking version of this. Just beware the homophobia. I know, can’t believe Nixon would be that way.
I mean you can look up what Nixon said about it for the none joking version of this. Just beware the homophobia. I know, can’t believe Nixon would be that way.
I was just trying to make a handjob joke and now I actually have to *learn* something!?
I mean you can look up what Nixon said about it for the none joking version of this. Just beware the homophobia. I know, can’t believe Nixon would be that way.
I was just trying to make a handjob joke and now I actually have to *learn* something!?
Speaking of Hands and dongs… legend has it initiates of Skull and Bones have to jerkoff in a coffin and cum on Geronimo’s skull. For along time it was laughed off as a conspiracy. One Bonesmen were responsible for for bragging about having the skull to begin with.
So a couple years ago a Yale historian found a letter from 1918 bragging that Prescott Bush and others brought back a skull, bones and personal items they dug up in Arizona. Claiming it was Geronimo’s. Who knows if it’s truly his skull but it would appear ol’ Pappy Bush was a sick enough fuck to carry someone’s skull across the country for his little club and claim that.
it’s just an overblown frat party that’s laser focused on pageantry and networking. The events and secrecy just reenforce norms that happen to be functioning parts of greasing the gears in higher social circles.
I was led to believe it is where the "Mama" witches cast the love and sex spells on people. Mama Bandicoot, or whatever her name was, promised Mama LLL could be a part of the Inforoo love and sex coven if I sent her money.
Why would that cost you money? We could all just do it any given Friday.
guess I shouldnt be surprised that a bunch of people on a music message board don't like golf but still smh
The game of golf is fine. The bougie, elitist, classist, racist, sexist culture that comes with it can go fuck itself, not to mention that golf courses are a huge waste of land and ecologically a nightmare.
Do you want to dance while also thinking about all the ways you've failed as a human?
UPCOMING SHOWS 5/14 - Neil Young & Crazy Horse @ Forest Hills 6/8 and maybe 6/9 - Governors Ball 8/17 - King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard @ Forest Hills 9/4 - Pearl Jam @ MSG 9/7 - Pearl Jam @ Wells Fargo Center 9/11 - St. Vincent @ Brooklyn Paramount
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