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Yeah. And the pain didn’t end there. We had gotten busted in City Park already and asked to leave. We were by a lagoon behind a palm tree when all of the sudden we hear on a loudspeaker, “This is City Park Police. You have 3 minutes to return to your car or it will be ticketed.” I was like fuck!, zipped up and walk-of-shame/pride back to the car. I was always a sucker/shallow Hal for faces (and eyes) and she was a very pretty girl. The cops were very young and apologetic once they figured out the situation. We apologized as well and left only to make it to the edge of the park where we pulled over and walked up to the tracks because we just had to continue. Think those terrible grey limestone railroad rocks half the size of a fist. But we didn’t care. We had to continue. This led to me getting poison ivy I thought might have been a canker sore, going to the free clinic and mistakenly agreeing to take the white light chlamydia test where they stick a wooden q-tip about 3 inches into your dick hole. Lots of shit wrapped up into that night, and it was way more “ouch” than I bargained for considering all I could feel or think about for the next three days was that white light test.
For me, obviously been to a ton of sex dungeons (favorite one is in Bushwick) and play parties (prefer Williamsburg to FiDi but there's one in Ridgewood that's great)
For me, obviously been to a ton of sex dungeons (favorite one is in Bushwick) and play parties (prefer Williamsburg to FiDi but there's one in Ridgewood that's great) which are consensually public. I've had sex in most popular Hudson Valley trails, especially when it was 2020 pandemic and hardly anyone was out.
But I think fucking at midnight in a Brooklyn playground after a concert may have been the craziest. It was like right near the venue so it was essentially public.
Team Brooklyn playground FTW, although mine was after playing in the band for an off-off-Broadway musical in Williamsburg.
I would say 16 is going to be a pretty common age for first consensual penetrative experiences. Would also wonder how long after that first experience most women were able to achieve orgasm during penetrative sex.
lost my virginity right after 18th bday but had been doing manual/oral sex things since 16 (idk, penetration just sorta scared me for those first couple years of sexual exploration haha so i stuck to the other bases for a while).
now are you asking about first time orgasming from g-spot/vaginally or just at any point during the sex? because if the latter, then honestly pretty soon after that first time because i know how to use my own hand lmao
if asking about like orgasm FROM the penetration itself, uhh literally years later. honestly, think it literally happened once ever in my first almost-5 years of having sex. around 23ish, discovered some kink things that got me into a different headspace and boom. my orgasm journey has been a little wild haha, given the things i can cum from now if within the right dynamic/connection.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I would say 16 is going to be a pretty common age for first consensual penetrative experiences. Would also wonder how long after that first experience most women were able to achieve orgasm during penetrative sex.
lost my virginity right after 18th bday but had been doing manual/oral sex things since 16 (idk, penetration just sorta scared me for those first couple years of sexual exploration haha so i stuck to the other bases for a while).
now are you asking about first time orgasming from g-spot/vaginally or just at any point during the sex? because if the latter, then honestly pretty soon after that first time because i know how to use my own hand lmao
if asking about like orgasm FROM the penetration itself, uhh literally years later. honestly, think it literally happened once ever in my first almost-5 years of having sex. around 23ish, discovered some kink things that got me into a different headspace and boom. my orgasm journey has been a little wild haha, given the things i can cum from now if within the right dynamic/connection.
Women have really crazy abilities that have amazed me at times. Multiple orgasms are nuts. What a guy wouldn’t give to be capable of those, and g-spots which one girl didn’t believe in but soon realized if the fingers were long enough , they can get to sensitive places she didn’t know were up in there. Only reason I knew was because another girl showed me.
lost my virginity right after 18th bday but had been doing manual/oral sex things since 16 (idk, penetration just sorta scared me for those first couple years of sexual exploration haha so i stuck to the other bases for a while).
now are you asking about first time orgasming from g-spot/vaginally or just at any point during the sex? because if the latter, then honestly pretty soon after that first time because i know how to use my own hand lmao
if asking about like orgasm FROM the penetration itself, uhh literally years later. honestly, think it literally happened once ever in my first almost-5 years of having sex. around 23ish, discovered some kink things that got me into a different headspace and boom. my orgasm journey has been a little wild haha, given the things i can cum from now if within the right dynamic/connection.
Women have really crazy abilities that have amazed me at times. Multiple orgasms are nuts. What a guy wouldn’t give to be capable of those, and g-spots which one girl didn’t believe in but soon realized if the fingers were long enough , they can get to sensitive places she didn’t know were up in there. Only reason I knew was because another girl showed me.
I feel like the dude equivalent of this is the prostate orgasm, but a lot of straight guys'll never experience it because they're worried allowing anyone access through the back door automatically makes them gay.
What's the coolest or strangest place you've ever boinked? Bonus points if it's been in a sex dungeon obviously
yes have had sex in a dungeon but honestly don't consider it the coolest or strangest. although going to SF's Citadel was a ridiculously fun experience; it was with a former partner of mine who i dated in DC in 2015 then he moved to Cali so we broke up but have seen each other a handful of times since then and still have a great connection & chemistry. so we did a scene at the Citadel that ended in fucking (most often, ones i do in public do not end in sex) and there were sooo many hot people around us doing things too, we both were like *jaw to the ground.* i even saw a porn star i recognized lol.
but as for fave spots, im very pro outdoor/we-might-get-caught sex, so.... multiple trails/state parks just like slightly off the path. definitely the dumbest (fun at the time but omg we were idiots) was in college with my on-again/off-again fuck buddy, late night as we were walking back to my apartment we just decided to umm hop a fence to a restaurant's patio and fuck right there. so easily could've been arrested and ended up on a goddamn sex offender list if a cop car had driven by. but i guess, YOLO?
sorry for anyone who is religious and might be offended by this but also have fucked right outside a church (with that same partner in DC) and was like directly facing a jesus statue; as someone with a thing for sacrilege, it was amazing
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
What's the coolest or strangest place you've ever boinked? Bonus points if it's been in a sex dungeon obviously
yes have had sex in a dungeon but honestly don't consider it the coolest or strangest. although going to SF's Citadel was a ridiculously fun experience; it was with a former partner of mine who i dated in DC in 2015 then he moved to Cali so we broke up but have seen each other a handful of times since then and still have a great connection & chemistry. so we did a scene at the Citadel that ended in fucking (most often, ones i do in public do not end in sex) and there were sooo many hot people around us doing things too, we both were like *jaw to the ground.* i even saw a porn star i recognized lol.
but as for fave spots, im very pro outdoor/we-might-get-caught sex, so.... multiple trails/state parks just like slightly off the path. definitely the dumbest (fun at the time but omg we were idiots) was in college with my on-again/off-again fuck buddy, late night as we were walking back to my apartment we just decided to umm hop a fence to a restaurant's patio and fuck right there. so easily could've been arrested and ended up on a goddamn sex offender list if a cop car had driven by. but i guess, YOLO?
sorry for anyone who is religious and might be offended by this but also have fucked right outside a church (with that same partner in DC) and was like directly facing a jesus state; as someone with a thing for sacrilege, it was amazing
I considered the time I did it in a church my revenge for years of religiously-sourced sexual shame and repression.
lost my virginity right after 18th bday but had been doing manual/oral sex things since 16 (idk, penetration just sorta scared me for those first couple years of sexual exploration haha so i stuck to the other bases for a while).
now are you asking about first time orgasming from g-spot/vaginally or just at any point during the sex? because if the latter, then honestly pretty soon after that first time because i know how to use my own hand lmao
if asking about like orgasm FROM the penetration itself, uhh literally years later. honestly, think it literally happened once ever in my first almost-5 years of having sex. around 23ish, discovered some kink things that got me into a different headspace and boom. my orgasm journey has been a little wild haha, given the things i can cum from now if within the right dynamic/connection.
Women have really crazy abilities that have amazed me at times. Multiple orgasms are nuts. What a guy wouldn’t give to be capable of those, and g-spots which one girl didn’t believe in but soon realized if the fingers were long enough , they can get to sensitive places she didn’t know were up in there. Only reason I knew was because another girl showed me.
This is why Lesbian sex is the best and no there's no use arguing because I'm right
EDIT: But to be gender identity / sexuality inclusive, I will say "two vulva-owner-sex"
yes have had sex in a dungeon but honestly don't consider it the coolest or strangest. although going to SF's Citadel was a ridiculously fun experience; it was with a former partner of mine who i dated in DC in 2015 then he moved to Cali so we broke up but have seen each other a handful of times since then and still have a great connection & chemistry. so we did a scene at the Citadel that ended in fucking (most often, ones i do in public do not end in sex) and there were sooo many hot people around us doing things too, we both were like *jaw to the ground.* i even saw a porn star i recognized lol.
but as for fave spots, im very pro outdoor/we-might-get-caught sex, so.... multiple trails/state parks just like slightly off the path. definitely the dumbest (fun at the time but omg we were idiots) was in college with my on-again/off-again fuck buddy, late night as we were walking back to my apartment we just decided to umm hop a fence to a restaurant's patio and fuck right there. so easily could've been arrested and ended up on a goddamn sex offender list if a cop car had driven by. but i guess, YOLO?
sorry for anyone who is religious and might be offended by this but also have fucked right outside a church (with that same partner in DC) and was like directly facing a jesus state; as someone with a thing for sacrilege, it was amazing
I considered the time I did it in a church my revenge for years of religiously-sourced sexual shame and repression.
Women have really crazy abilities that have amazed me at times. Multiple orgasms are nuts. What a guy wouldn’t give to be capable of those, and g-spots which one girl didn’t believe in but soon realized if the fingers were long enough , they can get to sensitive places she didn’t know were up in there. Only reason I knew was because another girl showed me.
I feel like the dude equivalent of this is the prostate orgasm, but a lot of straight guys'll never experience it because they're worried allowing anyone access through the back door automatically makes them gay.
AND IT DOES.
My story on that was posted elsewhere. But damn 45 year old me then got a couple feet in the air projection.
Yeah. And the pain didn’t end there. We had gotten busted in City Park already and asked to leave. We were by a lagoon behind a palm tree when all of the sudden we hear on a loudspeaker, “This is City Park Police. You have 3 minutes to return to your car or it will be ticketed.” I was like fuck!, zipped up and walk-of-shame/pride back to the car. I was always a sucker/shallow Hal for faces (and eyes) and she was a very pretty girl. The cops were very young and apologetic once they figured out the situation. We apologized as well and left only to make it to the edge of the park where we pulled over and walked up to the tracks because we just had to continue. Think those terrible grey limestone railroad rocks half the size of a fist. But we didn’t care. We had to continue. This led to me getting poison ivy I thought might have been a canker sore, going to the free clinic and mistakenly agreeing to take the white light chlamydia test where they stick a wooden q-tip about 3 inches into your dick hole. Lots of shit wrapped up into that night, and it was way more “ouch” than I bargained for considering all I could feel or think about for the next three days was that white light test.
LOL. Great story.
yes. One of our PAs hated doing STI tests in the ER and let us do them. It is with no joy that I report that I am very familiar with it.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Women have really crazy abilities that have amazed me at times. Multiple orgasms are nuts. What a guy wouldn’t give to be capable of those, and g-spots which one girl didn’t believe in but soon realized if the fingers were long enough , they can get to sensitive places she didn’t know were up in there. Only reason I knew was because another girl showed me.
This is why Lesbian sex is the best and no there's no use arguing because I'm right
EDIT: But to be gender identity / sexuality inclusive, I will say "two vulva-owner-sex"
I can only imagine. Well I mean I’ve seen things but since I don’t have those parts, it’s hard to personalize. I did have a special lover who was one of the 2% who didn’t require anything physical. I may never fully get over her.
I considered the time I did it in a church my revenge for years of religiously-sourced sexual shame and repression.
Story or it didn't happen
Other than the boning-in-a-church part, the details aren't that crazy...and, unfortunately, it was during the toxic relationship I had with a woman with whom I was playing in a band - also my most sexually adventurous relationship, because while we had all kinds of problems and she really beat me up emotionally, we fucked like crazy, which is probably one of the reasons I stayed in as long as I did.
Anyhoo. She went to visit family in the midwest, and mid-trip, was like "Get a cheapo plane ticket and come visit!" So, I did. We were doing a tour of various places she frequented growing up, one of which was the church her family attended. Door was unlocked, it seemed like nobody was around, and I guess we both got really turned on at the idea of spitting (or, you know, something else) in the face of our repressive Catholic upbringings.
Other than the boning-in-a-church part, the details aren't that crazy...and, unfortunately, it was during the toxic relationship I had with a woman with whom I was playing in a band - also my most sexually adventurous relationship, because while we had all kinds of problems and she really beat me up emotionally, we fucked like crazy, which is probably one of the reasons I stayed in as long as I did.
Anyhoo. She went to visit family in the midwest, and mid-trip, was like "Get a cheapo plane ticket and come visit!" So, I did. We were doing a tour of various places she frequented growing up, one of which was the church her family attended. Door was unlocked, it seemed like nobody was around, and I guess we both got really turned on at the idea of spitting (or, you know, something else) in the face of our repressive Catholic upbringings.
Et voila.
Interesting how the most sexually adventurous relationships are often the most toxic. That was my narrative for a long time until I met my girlfriend.
Edit: cool story btw! Also do you feel like the good sex comes from a the chaos of the toxicity?
Women have really crazy abilities that have amazed me at times. Multiple orgasms are nuts. What a guy wouldn’t give to be capable of those, and g-spots which one girl didn’t believe in but soon realized if the fingers were long enough , they can get to sensitive places she didn’t know were up in there. Only reason I knew was because another girl showed me.
I feel like the dude equivalent of this is the prostate orgasm, but a lot of straight guys'll never experience it because they're worried allowing anyone access through the back door automatically makes them gay.
AND IT DOES.
I'm not afraid of being turned auto gay but I am afraid of getting something put up there lmao. Maybe one day I'll get bored enough to try it, but I'm perfectly content with a typical male orgasm for now
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
This is why Lesbian sex is the best and no there's no use arguing because I'm right
EDIT: But to be gender identity / sexuality inclusive, I will say "two vulva-owner-sex"
I can only imagine. Well I mean I’ve seen things but since I don’t have those parts, it’s hard to personalize. I did have a special lover who was one of the 2% who didn’t require anything physical. I may never fully get over her.
is 2% an actual statistic you've heard/read somewhere re: percentage of women who can have non-stimulation orgasms? am curious because i feel like it has hardly been studied! i'd guess more like 1% have actually done it but more than that absolutely could if under the right circumstances with the right person(s)
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
- Under the grill of a lifted truck in downtown Orlando parking lot
- on 4th story apartment building scaffolding
- on the hood of a Fiat that was a part of a dealership lot in DT orlando. Came on the hood of it.
- airplane*
- lifeguard chair at beach
- apartment gym stairclimber
- random persons backyard in pile of raked leaves in DT St Augustine
- snuck into apartment complex model unit
the bolded above is 100% the best one lmaoooo
maybe in part because i luv nature? and also sneaking into places? so this is just a win on all accounts
P.S. what does the star by airplane connote?
Fingered, got blown, but was too drunk to get hard enough for penetration with this random girl. Was insane. But given the loose definitions of sex around here…
maybe in part because i luv nature? and also sneaking into places? so this is just a win on all accounts
P.S. what does the star by airplane connote?
Fingered, got blown, but was too drunk to get hard enough for penetration with this random girl. Was insane. But given the loose definitions of sex around here…
i imagine you having recent night terrors where you wake up in a panic going, "shit, is one of the names on my list someone that ONLY GAVE ME A BLOWIE?" and then frantically scanning the list to ensure you haven't violated your own code of sex definitions before being able to fall back to sleep peacefully
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
Guys I lied I just remembered I boned on a baseball field and in a lake when I was 17. I am so relieved. Also, grossed out, cause the idea of boning in a lake now just makes me shudder with the idea of all the germs and bacteria floating around in the water.
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