Beverage Survivor Round 5

That’s the one from you list. Surely it’s better than “water” which never seems to get any votes because it’s so boring of an option.

I will be voting for all the beer because beer is fucking grosssssssss

One more over-your-head shot at the milk wusses. I guess you don't like Dulce de Leche either. Maybe you can't easily drink it, but it's quacking milk. For the inexperienced and palateless, you can't make real [tm] caramel without milk either. No. You can't even make tres leches (gross! It's got 3 milks!)

The caramel part, yeah. But tres leches is soaked in milk rather than being baked in it.

I'll take shots of Limoncello all day tho

I wasn't saying that a bowl of cereal was a beverage or a drink. Others did sort of make that argument in earlier installments (cereal milk or I suppose if the cereal went soggy). I figured there was a lot of liquid consumables that could have been on the list but likely would have generated controversy. Soup for instance. I don't think most people view it as a beverage. But we've all drank soup before. And if it's clear soup or a broth, it's all liquid meant to be consumed in its liquid form (drink). Milk probably should encompass milkshakes and malts. Those weren't specific options, but gravy was. Some people drink gravy, and I've done that myself (with a spoon). I think you are in the legal profession, if not a lawyer, so here's where I get hung up. The thread titles are "Beverage Survivor", but the question in the poll is which drink is the worst. Does it not stand to reason that raw eggs could be an option? I don't like them nor do I necessarily consider them a beverage or a drink. Yet plenty of people drink them by the glassful (for the gains, thanks Pablo). I don't know. We didn't get guidance from the top.

I mean, if gravy's being re-added, might as well go all-in. 

Can't believe you people are letting the anti milk thugs win

You can't eat cookies w sparkling water or cider, so they're clearly inferior.

a tres gravies cake…

Gravy's only pulling shit because it's being allowed to. Where's Mike Pence when you need him?

About to go and pour a second glass of ice cold, smooth as silk, delicioso 2% milk.

I got hooked on sparkling water when I was working at a law firm and they had the fridge stocked with coke and unflavored san pelligrino. quit drinking cokes a long time ago, so the bubble water really hit the spot. they don't all have to have weird flavors (lookin' at you, lacroix).

I do think it's weird when bubble water is the only water someone drinks though.

Why weird? I never grab a glass of tap water and rarely a bottled regular water. I mix no flavor sparkling with whiskey but will drink it straight on a hot day. Otherwise i generally don’t drink water. I never thought of that as particularly weird so I’m asking.