Ultimate Survivor Round 11

as much as I love water.......I think it might be time for it to go here

"I didn't go" is such a terrible rationale lol sorry for your poor life choices.

You're all going to go to Bonnaroo and die because you voted off water.

Huh?

I didn’t go to Coachella 2008 and if it was in this survivor I would probably advocate for it to make it to the end.

Of these choices, Bonnaroo 2014 has provided the least value to my life. (You're next, Radiohead.) Why would I vote for something else instead?

I want water to win. Except maybe for Christmas or indie (depending on how much exactly is included in indie), I wouldn’t even really be that sad if anything else on this list was completely eliminated from my life. And eliminating Christmas would save me a ton of money on wrapping paper alone. I would be very sad, not to mention dead, without water.

you can live without water if you use enough Fire sauce on those breakfast burritos

You guys have been getting the use of water wrong the whole time. It was was a favorite beverage poll. Any other uses of water are irrelevant.

Probably.

who among us hasn't popped open a tbell sauce and just blasted that thing down the gullet