Ultimate Survivor Round 14

Inforoo when some indie band plays a boring sad song.

Why is indie getting more votes than Radiohead? That's like Taco Bell losing to Taco Bell's disappointing cheese quesadilla.

also saying you like indie music is like saying "i enjoy food cooked on a stove". it doesn't really tell you anything about one's musical or food taste.

What's the Taco Bell equivalent of buttrock?

Nickelback  

Indie Buttrock

Tool

to be fair, it takes a high IQ to understand the importance of Taco Bell. In some cases it's right in the name- the 7 layer burrito has a depth of composition that goes over most peoples' heads. you really need to understand mayan numerology, the mathematical formulas that determine the ratio of meat, beans, cheese, etc., and a basic understanding of early 20th century mexican philosophy to comprehend how the taco bell burrito is actually model for overcoming colonialism and reaffirming native identity, the burrito as a symbol of neplanta - the idea of "in-betweenness" experienced by mexican-americans, by extension, the history of their cutural contributions to the american palate. the imposition of americanized identity as a fast food nation on the creation of indigenous Mexican ancestors - a mestizo of the food world. It is at once derided for its bastardization, but also celebrated as the premier fast-food in the united states. a duality not lost on those who study the work of mexican philosophers such as Emilio Uranga.

They're delicious?

it's pretty great to take a bunch of traditional breakfast foods and wrap them in a warm flour tortilla.

a great way to get more calories at breakfast (most important meal of the day) is to add a sauce made from the juices of meats that run naturally during cooking and thickened with wheat flour or corn starch for added texture.

Worst thing about breakfast burritos is that they aren't a bacon egg and cheese on a Kaiser roll with a little S/P/K

I don’t like eggs and cheese. I don’t know spk but salt pepper catsup? Anyway I tied it up but I’m going to renege and untie it now.

I remember thinking the same thing until someone accidently made my egg sammich with Catsup.... And it was world changing