body part survivor round 13 - just died in your arms tonight

Y'all are no fun. Why do you always go after the funniest body parts? Tongues are great? You can taste food with them, taste bodies with them, stick them out at people.

Phrasing.

I will re-iterate that under-tongue canker sores are the absolute worst.

THIGHS SAVE LIVES!

Thighs also mean inner thighs too. Some people are ticklish there. There’s zero reality where a tongue is worse than a butt except boofers and J Cole fans. Forget French kissing, oral stimulation and kisses from our family dogs for a minute. Food and drink are two of the three best things we intake. If you couldn’t taste them or whatever you were smoking, life would be sand. I’d rather have sand in my asscrack. And I will in a couple days when we hit the beach.

Tongue cons? Cheezy pussy licking gesture from the early 80’s ala Manny Ray in an early scene in Scarface.