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You may want to be prudent with who you hook-up with. I'm not trying to bring this thread down at all because its been so much fun, but my buddy Greg sorta, kinda forgot to bring extra pairs of boxers with him in 04. So, on Saturday night coming back from Robert Randolph at about 4am I hear a slight moan in the distance around our camp area. It was Greg and some girl fornicating. The disgusting part though is that he had been wearing the same pair of underwear for the two day car trip, all of Friday, and all of Saturday. I had never felt more pity for another human being than her because I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave.
You may want to be prudent with who you hook-up with. I'm not trying to bring this thread down at all because its been so much fun, but my buddy Greg sorta, kinda forgot to bring extra pairs of boxers with him in 04. So, on Saturday night coming back from Robert Randolph at about 4am I hear a slight moan in the distance around our camp area. It was Greg and some girl fornicating. The disgusting part though is that he had been wearing the same pair of underwear for the two day car trip, all of Friday, and all of Saturday. I had never felt more pity for another human being than her because I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave.
Bump. For this epic post.
I specifically bought an entire pack of new underwear for 'Roo for this purpose...and that planning probably won't help my case in anyway.
You may want to be prudent with who you hook-up with. I'm not trying to bring this thread down at all because its been so much fun, but my buddy Greg sorta, kinda forgot to bring extra pairs of boxers with him in 04. So, on Saturday night coming back from Robert Randolph at about 4am I hear a slight moan in the distance around our camp area. It was Greg and some girl fornicating. The disgusting part though is that he had been wearing the same pair of underwear for the two day car trip, all of Friday, and all of Saturday. I had never felt more pity for another human being than her because I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave.
You may want to be prudent with who you hook-up with. I'm not trying to bring this thread down at all because its been so much fun, but my buddy Greg sorta, kinda forgot to bring extra pairs of boxers with him in 04. So, on Saturday night coming back from Robert Randolph at about 4am I hear a slight moan in the distance around our camp area. It was Greg and some girl fornicating. The disgusting part though is that he had been wearing the same pair of underwear for the two day car trip, all of Friday, and all of Saturday. I had never felt more pity for another human being than her because I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave.
And so now there is finally no doubt whatsoever that this thread has strayed across the bounds of good taste. Good lord, man. I think I'm gonna go pray, or whatever.
You may want to be prudent with who you hook-up with. I'm not trying to bring this thread down at all because its been so much fun, but my buddy Greg sorta, kinda forgot to bring extra pairs of boxers with him in 04. So, on Saturday night coming back from Robert Randolph at about 4am I hear a slight moan in the distance around our camp area. It was Greg and some girl fornicating. The disgusting part though is that he had been wearing the same pair of underwear for the two day car trip, all of Friday, and all of Saturday. I had never felt more pity for another human being than her because I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave.
You may want to be prudent with who you hook-up with. I'm not trying to bring this thread down at all because its been so much fun, but my buddy Greg sorta, kinda forgot to bring extra pairs of boxers with him in 04. So, on Saturday night coming back from Robert Randolph at about 4am I hear a slight moan in the distance around our camp area. It was Greg and some girl fornicating. The disgusting part though is that he had been wearing the same pair of underwear for the two day car trip, all of Friday, and all of Saturday. I had never felt more pity for another human being than her because I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave.
You may want to be prudent with who you hook-up with. I'm not trying to bring this thread down at all because its been so much fun, but my buddy Greg sorta, kinda forgot to bring extra pairs of boxers with him in 04. So, on Saturday night coming back from Robert Randolph at about 4am I hear a slight moan in the distance around our camp area. It was Greg and some girl fornicating. The disgusting part though is that he had been wearing the same pair of underwear for the two day car trip, all of Friday, and all of Saturday. I had never felt more pity for another human being than her because I'm sure his mule smelled like an open grave.
Bump. For this epic post.
I think you all have it wrong, maybe it was the underwear that allowed or perpetrated the fornication. Have you all not seen Porky's? Think Kim Cattrall in the Men's Locker room. or watch this ----->NSFW video
You all make sex at 'Roo sound like it's so easy to get. :-)
I DID NOT EXPERIENCE THIS FIRSTHAND, HOWEVER... I was on a Festicab with a guy that said a naked woman, obviously high on a variety of substances, was walking from tent to tent one night, offering to have sex with any males that were there. He turned her down. I don't know if she had any takers, but if you're willing to sleep with a random naked woman that a) has no clue what's going on and b) may have already slept with multiple dudes without protection, the pickings are bountiful.
You all make sex at 'Roo sound like it's so easy to get. :-)
I DID NOT EXPERIENCE THIS FIRSTHAND, HOWEVER... I was on a Festicab with a guy that said a naked woman, obviously high on a variety of substances, was walking from tent to tent one night, offering to have sex with any males that were there. He turned her down. I don't know if she had any takers, but if you're willing to sleep with a random naked woman that a) has no clue what's going on and b) may have already slept with multiple dudes without protection, the pickings are bountiful.
I DID NOT EXPERIENCE THIS FIRSTHAND, HOWEVER... I was on a Festicab with a guy that said a naked woman, obviously high on a variety of substances, was walking from tent to tent one night, offering to have sex with any males that were there. He turned her down. I don't know if she had any takers, but if you're willing to sleep with a random naked woman that a) has no clue what's going on and b) may have already slept with multiple dudes without protection, the pickings are bountiful.
I swear I miss all the good stuff
This was the same Festicab trip where I accidentally had eye sex with two guys in Borat swimsuits. When someone is walking around that naked, it's hard not to. Maybe you're missing the good stuff because you're not using public transit enough?
Not gross at all. Means you can have dirty swamp azz sex worry free!
Yeah, I'm writing Mike D right now and asking to be placed on the opposite side of VIP from you.
Personally, there is nothing in the world that could make me have Bonnaroo sex. Even with VIP showers, it would be the grossest sex ever. I am all about quality over quantity.
Not gross at all. Means you can have dirty swamp azz sex worry free!
Yeah, I'm writing Mike D right now and asking to be placed on the opposite side of VIP from you.
Personally, there is nothing in the world that could make me have Bonnaroo sex. Even with VIP showers, it would be the grossest sex ever. I am all about quality over quantity.
lol I did tell Mike that me and mine like to rage so dirty Roo sex falls under that category. Be warned our van will be a rockin!
What do you need nut butter for?
