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Yeah, I'm writing Mike D right now and asking to be placed on the opposite side of VIP from you.
Personally, there is nothing in the world that could make me have Bonnaroo sex. Even with VIP showers, it would be the grossest sex ever. I am all about quality over quantity.
lol I did tell Mike that me and mine like to rage so dirty Roo sex falls under that category. Be warned our van will be a rockin!
Crap, I told him I liked to stay up late and drink too much. He's probably going to make us next door neighbors. How will I be able to look you two in the face without thinking about your swampy donkeys? If we're going to share food, promise to wash your hands first!
EDIT: I obviously didn't write "swampy donkeys" because that would be weird. However, now I am curious just what that alludes to.
lol I did tell Mike that me and mine like to rage so dirty Roo sex falls under that category. Be warned our van will be a rockin!
Crap, I told him I liked to stay up late and drink too much. He's probably going to make us next door neighbors. How will I be able to look you two in the face without thinking about your swampy donkeys? If we're going to share food, promise to wash your hands first!
EDIT: I obviously didn't write "swampy donkeys" because that would be weird. However, now I am curious just what that alludes to.
No worries we are very clean and I have a plethora of scented hand sanitizers, handi wipes, hotel soaps (the good kind from the Wynn & St. Regis), and gloves.
Scouts honor we won’t rub our Roo goo sweat on anything but each other lol
*Swampy donkey is kind of spot on cause my butt is a tad big
Post by Lizard King & Kali on May 29, 2013 12:46:41 GMT -5
xrayspex not those types of gloves....we're married! Plastic gloves in case we have to pick up something dirty (what? idk but I would rather have them jic)
Post by glitterous on May 30, 2013 15:40:39 GMT -5
I will give $20 to anyone that can prove they had sex with another consenting adult in one of the Roo Port-a-Pots. A positive chlamydia test doesn't count.
I will give $20 to anyone that can prove they had sex with another consenting adult in one of the Roo Port-a-Pots. A positive chlamydia test doesn't count.
I will give $20 to anyone that can prove they had sex with another consenting adult in one of the Roo Port-a-Pots. A positive chlamydia test doesn't count.
I will give $20 to anyone that can prove they had sex with another consenting adult in one of the Roo Port-a-Pots. A positive chlamydia test doesn't count.
So what your saying is 4 free beers for doing a quicky in the port-a-pots....
I will give $20 to anyone that can prove they had sex with another consenting adult in one of the Roo Port-a-Pots. A positive chlamydia test doesn't count.
So what your saying is 4 free beers for doing a quicky in the port-a-pots....
Yes, but there has to be proof. Also, if you're picky about which beer you get, it will be closer to three beers and a couple of extra bucks. Those beer tickets are expensive.
Post by pondo ROCKS on Jun 1, 2013 10:36:38 GMT -5
I find it strange & wonderful that the person who orginally started this thread only has 25 posts and prolly has no idea this thread is over 300 pages.
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Every year I've been to Roo, I've hoped that it would be my lucky year. This year I said screw it, I'm bringing a girl with me. Finally I can combine two of my favorite activities in the world. That's sex and Bonnaroo, if I'm being too vague. We'll likely have friends sharing our space, so it should be interesting.
I will give $20 to anyone that can prove they had sex with another consenting adult in one of the Roo Port-a-Pots. A positive chlamydia test doesn't count.
Sold.
Your hand doesn't count as "consenting adult". Those of us in RV remember the portos from last year.
Even nastier the thought of general sex at Bonnaroo is the thought of oral sex. Nothing like going down into someone's sweaty, unbathed, grimy nether regions.
Post by bansheebeat on Jun 10, 2013 12:17:49 GMT -5
Ya'll are prudes. How would you guys ever have survived back in the day when bathing was a luxury? I can understand avoiding oral, but I don't see what the problem with bumping uglies is. A little sweat and dirt never killed anyone.
you should come stop by my camp for a beer missy!
