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Post by slobpatttop on Apr 22, 2009 0:41:56 GMT -5
I never had a one night stand (not my thing) but went out with my roommate and I was completely sober due to some medication. She met a very good looking blonde male and was making out with him in the bar (which is not her thing) and I drove us home. She's in her room and like an hour later she comes in my room freaking out. This dude apparently passed out on her floor and would not wake up. I told her, the only thing you can do is wait. Early in the morning he woke up, they did it and she drove him to work. He gave her his number and she never called. Probably the craziest thing she ever did. But props to her, cause he was the finest piece of meat around that night.... I remember I had a dude that looked like Alfred Newman (sp?), the guy from MAD Magazine hitting on me while I was at the jukebox. He was spitting on the floor in there... Gross Then there was a dude with a unibrow, pink button up with a popped collar. Double gross. Pink is fine for some boys, but not for my boy.
^^I definitely remember the days of being single and getting hit on by lame guys. Now I have my boyfriend, and we manage to attract like every swinger couple everywhere we go. I don't know if it's because we are just a fun and outgoing couple, maybe we put out the wrong vibe?? Anyway, it's a little creepy when it happens, but it always makes for a good laugh later on!
Last Edit: Apr 22, 2009 0:57:19 GMT -5 by lbomb - Back to Top
I'm going solo, and I'm not opposed to some frisky Roo activities by any means, though I'm not really the type to pick up ladies. Maybe the music and dancing will make it happen.
Just promise you won't do it in the port-o-potties.
Ah, this brings me back a moment from this past weekend at the Rites of Spring festival. We (TheDruid, handgunhips, HGH's friend Bailey, my friend Courtney and myself) were lounging on our blankets in between sets and we see a guy and girl go into one of the larger portos, I think it was a handicapped one. Druid is trying to get her camera out because security has taken notice and they are now knocking on the porto door. Only the guy emerges and acts as though nothing has happened, then proclaims to everyone watching that his girl is taking a dump. And I thought you were supposed to smoke after sex!
Post by Filthy McNasty on Apr 25, 2009 20:32:28 GMT -5
I tried to do the one night stand thing, but my emotions get too into it, and it sucks. But, I'm with my boyfriend now and he's so sweet, and I couldn't ask for more.
Post by Filthy McNasty on Apr 28, 2009 18:11:11 GMT -5
My man said sex at Bonnaroo is nasty, and the fact that he just got over a bad infection because of sex, I don't think we'll be trying it. Apparently when you have a ring through your member, it makes it easier for my little beasties inside me to get into him, and cause his whole body to become septic. Throwing up, sweating, fever of 103. It sucks. We still can't have sex for another 2 weeks, and it's already been 2 weeks. I'm sad.
My man said sex at Bonnaroo is nasty, and the fact that he just got over a bad infection because of sex, I don't think we'll be trying it. Apparently when you have a ring through your member, it makes it easier for my little beasties inside me to get into him, and cause his whole body to become septic. Throwing up, sweating, fever of 103. It sucks. We still can't have sex for another 2 weeks, and it's already been 2 weeks. I'm sad.
I tried to post a puking smilie but it didnt work. WTF kind of beasties do you have inside you?!?!?
Post by Filthy McNasty on Apr 30, 2009 20:47:50 GMT -5
The Beasties are the natural germs inside of every woman's thing. They keep the vagina healthy, but they're bad for the man. He said he doesn't want to get rid of it, cause he went through too much pain in the first place to get it. I understand that, but relax, we did something physical today. It was so nice. That means we'll be able to do it soon. Haha.
The Beasties are the natural germs inside of every woman's thing. They keep the fish taco healthy, but they're bad for the man. He said he doesn't want to get rid of it, cause he went through too much pain in the first place to get it. I understand that, but relax, we did something physical today. It was so nice. That means we'll be able to do it soon. Haha.
What are the Beasties? Maybe I'm totally behind in life, but I've never heard of this.
I guess I've been fortunate enough in my life to not be poisoned by a fish taco.
Seriously, I had no idea they were do dangerous...even when perfectly healthy apparently!!
*edit* Yea I am really confused now that I think about it...what germs could you have down there that he could acquire due to a piercing but not during say oral or something?? If all women have them, then I missed a fairly big footnote in my sexual education somewhere...
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "
My man said sex at Bonnaroo is nasty, and the fact that he just got over a bad infection because of sex, I don't think we'll be trying it. Apparently when you have a ring through your member, it makes it easier for my little beasties inside me to get into him, and cause his whole body to become septic. Throwing up, sweating, fever of 103. It sucks. We still can't have sex for another 2 weeks, and it's already been 2 weeks. I'm sad.
Would it not get into the head of his shlong too if every girl has it? Just wondering
OK........I know there are natural bacteria that help maintain pH levels, and this prevents yeast infections, but I also know they are perfectly OK and harmless bacteria. Are these what you're referring to? I'm totally with kelaroo, who put it oh-so-eloquently wouldn't it "get into the head of the schlong"? I'm just not following where they are bad for him. I mean people have sex everyday all the time, and I've never heard anything like this really. I sure hope yall are using condoms.....and getting tested to make sure these "beasties" are really your naturally occurring bacteria and not something more sinister.....
Last Edit: May 1, 2009 8:07:48 GMT -5 by lbomb - Back to Top
Guys can get balanitis, which is essentially a yeast infection in the head of the penis, and the candida (the bacteria that cause the infection) can spread to other parts of your body and kill good bacteria, such as those in your intestines. This can lead to a variety of problems.
OK........I know there are natural bacteria that help maintain pH levels, and this prevents yeast infections, but I also know they are perfectly OK and harmless bacteria. Are these what you're referring to? I'm totally with kelaroo, who put it oh-so-eloquently wouldn't it "get into the head of the schlong"? I'm just not following where they are bad for him. I mean people have sex everyday all the time, and I've never heard anything like this really. I sure hope yall are using condoms.....and getting tested to make sure these "beasties" are really your naturally occurring bacteria and not something more sinister.....
HAHA... Well, I always try to be proper with my words..
