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So I haven't posted in this thread for a while, BUT I would just like to state for the record that anyone looking to get some 'Roo lovin', the Friday night time block of Crystal Castles into Girl Talk into whatever is left of Paul Oakenfold's set is going to be PRIMO hookup time...
If you can't find a like-minded soul to share your tent during all that booty shaking, I really don't know what else to suggest!
Post by Filthy McNasty on May 8, 2009 16:55:04 GMT -5
I'm so bored. Filling out a walmart application. This sucks, cause I have to somehow magically pass a !@#$ screening test. Don't know how I'll pull of that one with no $...
Then stop today! I had ta pass a test back in X-mas season '06 (before I was a heavy smoker) and took some Red Clover extract from a local nutrition store and passed my Best Buy exam with flying colors.
I was lying in a burned out basement With the full moon in my eyes. I was hoping for replacement When the sun burst thru the sky. There was a band playing in my head And I felt like getting high.
Those drinks are usually just water+color/flavor+gelatin and they work the same way as just drinking water
basically it goes like this
When you take a druq test they usually test for THC in your body.(duh) The test cutoff is at 50ng/ml; so if you have 50nanograms per milliliter of THC in your urine, then you fail. If the test is positive or iffy they send it to a lab where they test for THC at 15ng/ml.
Now, the only way to beat this is to A. Dilution: Dilute your system with excess amounts of water; or Substitution: substitute your urine for synthetic or someone elses.
So, if you drink a shitload of water 4-5 hours before your test, and 'void' your bladder a few times before, you should pass. But you will want to take some Vitamin-B complex to make your urine very yellow so it does not appear that you tried to dilute.
Other good things to know: at the lab they will check the specific gravity of the sample and Creatinine levels. If need be, Creatinine levels can be raised by eating lots of meat or taking creatine supplements. ASPIRIN, because aspirin thins your blood some think it will prevent the kidneys from depositing as much THC in your urine.
Also, try and take the urine from mid stream, this makes a HUGE difference
I've have practiced this many times and I can pass a drug test after only being clean 3 days. And if you're still worried go to walmart or cvs and buy a test($15) and try yourself.
^^^^ I have an easier, less painful way to pass a screen...but it has to be like a job screen where they don't watch the urine actually come out. I have done this twice..no problem..for guys its more difficult. First get a small pill bottle...but big enough to hold enough pee...you will know what's right. Now, this is the hard part...finding a person that is clean....then at least 45min-1hr...stick the bottle in your crouch area..because it has to be at least 90 degrees to be accepted...they have a temperature sensor on the bottle you pee in. When you go take the test and the person isn't watching pour slowly from your container to theirs. You pour slowly because it needs to sound like you are peeing in the cup. When done close container and put your bottle back in your pocket and throw it out away from the testing site. Hand your bottle to the administrator and act natural. Good Luck!
Also...I try to find the clean person as soon as possible...you can refrigerate the urine until you are ready...however, I would take the urine out of the frige and let it get room temp. the night before.
^^One of my good friends did this (only using a condom, not a pill bottle, ew!), and they told her the temperature was off. Luckily she had been given a full weekend to prepare, so in addition to getting clean pee, she took her own precautions. She quit partaking for the weekend ( I know it sucks, but if you want a job, you might have to). Also, she ran her ass off. I mean she worked out like crazy that weekend and was drinking lots of water and gatorade to flush her out, and she ate a no-to-very-low-fat diet. It's important that she worked out in conjunction with the water intake, otherwise she would have had diluted urine--something that's also a possibility with the clean-out drinks, though it shouldn't be a problem if you take them the right way. Anyway, they let her try again after the temperature incident (this girl isn't someone you would ever look at and think she would need help, she's very clean cut, and that may have helped her out...sucks, but it's true), and she passed. Good luck, and hope this helps. Remember: lots of water, with some gatorade or pedialyte so you don't go overboard, lots of exercise, and no fatty foods! Andstop indulging immediately, until you've passed your test!!
Last Edit: May 11, 2009 6:49:03 GMT -5 by lbomb - Back to Top
I've used this product several times, even for probation pee tests, and passed every time. Of course, it could be the massive amount of water you drink before the test, but it does a good job of making your pee yellowish as well.
Remember: lots of water, with some gatorade or pedialyte so you don't go overboard, lots of exercise, and no fatty foods! And stop indulging immediately, until you've passed your test!!
Those methods are substitution, and yes it is easier if you arent being watched, but the piss has to be 93.5F in most cases. This can be achieved by taping it to your thigh and keeping your legs crossed for 15-20min before going in to take the test. and it has to be fresh, old urine that has not been properly stored will fail if it is sent to a lab.
As far as stopping eating fatty foods, a couple weeks before a test you actually want to eat more fatty foods to build up a fresh layer of fat.
All this information came from a friends that works for a probation testing company.
I'm so bored. Filling out a walmart application. This sucks, cause I have to somehow magically pass a !@#$ screening test. Don't know how I'll pull of that one with no $...
Try Niacin is naturally flushes out you system and I dont think it costs more than $7 and you can find it at CVS or Walgreens or whatever with all the vitamins.
Post by Filthy McNasty on May 11, 2009 22:48:13 GMT -5
Y'all are awesome with your advice. Thank you. I'm actually also applying at the strip mall down the road, and none of the stores there pee test, so I should be alright, but just in case, thank you so much.
"If I was a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower." Haha.
Post by cheeky resurrection on May 12, 2009 3:58:51 GMT -5
I've heard excess activity before a test can release THC from fat and back into your system... levus knows what's up though, for real. There are so many urban legends on this subject it's just ridiculous.
On a side note, you mentioned other places that don't test...not sure exactly where you are ( i know you've mentioned gainesville, but that could be the top of 400, or the top of the lake, ya know?).....so you should try to work in a bar if you aren't going to school or anything. You can make tons of money,and generally speaking noone cares what you do.
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "
What's awesome is finding out you had crazy sex when you look through the pictures after a trip. Sad part is you don't remember. Hope to make some memories @ the bf's & my first roo
I've heard excess activity before a test can release THC from fast and back into your system... levus knows what's up though, for real. There are so many urban legends on this subject it's just ridiculous.
It's like all of the myths about how to not get pregnant. Douche with Mountain Dew or Coke, stand up while having sex, etc. Haha. Sorry about the hijack too. It was mostly my fault.
Btw, my boyfriend and I haven't been able to have sex for about a month and a half, and we finally did it two nights ago, and it was so awesome!!! I'm happy happy happy.
This is a call of arms to live and love and sleep together.
