Whether it's your first Bonnaroo or you’re a music festival veteran, we welcome you to Inforoo.
Here you'll find info about artists, rumors, camping tips, and the infamous Roo Clues. Have a look around then create an account and join in the fun. See you at Bonnaroo!!
Post by Christopher Shawn on May 13, 2009 9:23:55 GMT -5
Ive been single for damn near 3 months. Havent had sex for about a month. Life huh? I know the longest Ive gone was a dry spell from when I was 18 to 20. Never again, until Im too old to enjoy it.
Post by artvandalay on May 13, 2009 9:24:19 GMT -5
been to 5 bonnaroo's had sex at 4 with 5 different people the best pickup line on site is "hey baby want to come back to my AIR CONDITIONED hotel room" its well worth the $$ spent on the room
Sorry for the double post, but....my bf and I are going in an air-conditioned RV, so we will definitely be getting it on at roo. With beautiful music and possibly other goodies to expand our minds and feelings, I don't think I'll be able to resist him!! I just feel bad for the other guy going with us ;D
been to 5 bonnaroo's had sex at 4 with 5 different people the best pickup line on site is "hey baby want to come back to my AIR CONDITIONED hotel room" its well worth the $$ spent on the room
yeah, i'm pretty sure i would never LEAVE the farm with a stranger. air conditioning or not. that's a good way to become a statistic.
*i like coconuts, you can break them open they smell like ladies lyin in the sun** *Hell I don't even know where I am** *for now I must sit here and ponder the yonder: The herbivores did well cause their food didn't never run** *We listen, if it feels good We shake** *You made a big impression for a girl of your size, Now I can't get by without you and your big brown eyes.**
been to 5 bonnaroo's had sex at 4 with 5 different people the best pickup line on site is "hey baby want to come back to my AIR CONDITIONED hotel room" its well worth the $$ spent on the room
Wrong, my friend. The best pickup line for any situation, be it a festival or a bar mitzvah, is "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
6/18: Phish in Hartford 6/25: Phish in Camden 7/2-7/4: Nateva 7/17: God Street Wine at Irving Plaza 7/23-7/25: String Cheese at Red Rocks!! 8/17-8/18: Phish at Jones Beach 9/3: Rush at PNC
This Bonnaroo lineup is in dire need of some Rush.
6/18: Phish in Hartford 6/25: Phish in Camden 7/2-7/4: Nateva 7/17: God Street Wine at Irving Plaza 7/23-7/25: String Cheese at Red Rocks!! 8/17-8/18: Phish at Jones Beach 9/3: Rush at PNC
This Bonnaroo lineup is in dire need of some Rush.
6/18: Phish in Hartford 6/25: Phish in Camden 7/2-7/4: Nateva 7/17: God Street Wine at Irving Plaza 7/23-7/25: String Cheese at Red Rocks!! 8/17-8/18: Phish at Jones Beach 9/3: Rush at PNC
This Bonnaroo lineup is in dire need of some Rush.
6/18: Phish in Hartford 6/25: Phish in Camden 7/2-7/4: Nateva 7/17: God Street Wine at Irving Plaza 7/23-7/25: String Cheese at Red Rocks!! 8/17-8/18: Phish at Jones Beach 9/3: Rush at PNC
This Bonnaroo lineup is in dire need of some Rush.
been to 5 bonnaroo's had sex at 4 with 5 different people the best pickup line on site is "hey baby want to come back to my AIR CONDITIONED hotel room" its well worth the $$ spent on the room
Wrong, my friend. The best pickup line for any situation, be it a festival or a bar mitzvah, is "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
Nah, the best one for a bar mitzvah is "today, my rabbi made me a man; tonight, I want you to do the same"
(505): i thought you said his peep was too small. (1-505): it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when america's next top model comes on.
(505): i thought you said his peep was too small. (1-505): it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when america's next top model comes on.
even though i am a dork who already shared this website in the mingle thread, everyone has to go to it, because it is seriously hilarious.
Haha, I love this site! I check this, FML and FailBlog religiously!!
My fav. txt so far is,
(609): ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "
Post by cheeky resurrection on May 14, 2009 2:47:45 GMT -5
(413): Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
(732): ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
6/18: Phish in Hartford 6/25: Phish in Camden 7/2-7/4: Nateva 7/17: God Street Wine at Irving Plaza 7/23-7/25: String Cheese at Red Rocks!! 8/17-8/18: Phish at Jones Beach 9/3: Rush at PNC
This Bonnaroo lineup is in dire need of some Rush.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of MAYO on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird sh!t. FML