Vegetable Survivor Round 9

The sprouts gots to go

I think there was a poster here called Sprout that got banned a long time ago. Anyway let's keep with inforoo tradition and ban the sprouts.

Broccoli is the most boring thing left. Not sure which one to vote for because it's on here twice, but it should go before spinach or sprouts.

Brussels sprouts are fire… And right now my son is super obsessed with broccoli for whatever reason.

broccoli stinky

broccoli good

The good news is, if you vote for Broccoli, other Broccoli will go on.

Brussel sprouts contain vitamin k and c and also stimulate detox enzymes found in your liver. Season them right and they soooooo good. They make most people fart but I don’t do that cuz I had my butthole sewn shut when I was 7. My son says I’m a liar but those aren’t fart noises he’s hearing they are just frogs snorting somewhere in the distance.

Your culinary cred is taking a real hit this Survivor.

It's impeccable.  Some people have color or texture issues with their mouths.  I don't.  But I generally don't like to eat foods which I don't like the way they smell.  So rotten seafood, sulfur vegetables, linmberger cheese under cloche, egg salad, fried liver, etc. 

Ridiculous that lettuce went out as early as it did though it's also ridiculous to suggest brussels sprouts going out before spinach is a crime. I generally only eat spinach if it's raw (and preferably baby spinach over big ass sulfurey leaves). Just think of the variations on what you can do with them. It's no contest. One could sub brussels sprouts for many cabbage dishes, but why would anyone do that kind of redundant and labor intensive shit?

I dont buy that most people are weighing health into this much. Corn would be long gone if so.

I'll move from bells to spinach, spinach is boring not great raw and almost tasteless once it's really cooked and added to stuff.

Which is why potatoes should go soon.