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Post by Robert J. Smith on Apr 2, 2026 8:22:21 GMT -5
20. Pluck eyebrows
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Post by snowman on Apr 2, 2026 9:08:20 GMT -5
my wife calls me W cuz i've got generational bush.
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Post by Pablo on Apr 2, 2026 9:14:00 GMT -5
"Please clap" when I drop trou.
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Post by Robert J. Smith on Apr 2, 2026 9:14:24 GMT -5
Currently wearing jeans that were last washed in 2025.
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Post by sang_xcx on Apr 2, 2026 9:40:52 GMT -5
Not washing your hands after pooping is gross.
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Post by Delicious Meatball Psy-Op on Apr 2, 2026 9:44:28 GMT -5
Currently wearing jeans that were last washed in 2025. Not even sure mine have been washed that recently
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Post by Delicious Meatball Psy-Op on Apr 2, 2026 9:44:48 GMT -5
Not washing your hands after popping is gross. Ya wtf
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Post by Pablo on Apr 2, 2026 9:48:02 GMT -5
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Post by Robert J. Smith on Apr 2, 2026 11:22:48 GMT -5
Never will forget the time my brother shaved his junk for the first time and was whiling out over how itchy it was so I told him to throw some astringent on there to help.
I remember doing a small countdown in my head to the sound of him running out the bathroom screaming in pain over the burn. One of the funniest memories of my childhood, along with the time my stepbrother faceplanted into asphalt when he tried to get my dog to pull him on his longboard.
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Post by Vieux on Apr 2, 2026 11:54:37 GMT -5
Trimming bush or shaving legs is the correct answer here.
Edit: honestly moisturizing should win. You want to know the best way to save your skin and look 30 at 50? Moisturizing. I guess washing face could win.
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Post by esteban on Apr 2, 2026 11:56:41 GMT -5
I am a guy and not a poseur or pretender. So I’m not shaving my legs for hygienic or show off reasons.
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Post by Robert J. Smith on Apr 2, 2026 11:59:03 GMT -5
Trimming bush or shaving legs is the correct answer here. Edit: honestly moisturizing should win. You want to know the best way to save your skin and look 30 at 50? Moisturizing. Someone should tell that one millionaire guy that is spending his entire fortune on trying to reverse his aging. Because he is like 48 and looks about 48.
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Post by Vieux on Apr 2, 2026 12:00:43 GMT -5
Trimming bush or shaving legs is the correct answer here. Edit: honestly moisturizing should win. You want to know the best way to save your skin and look 30 at 50? Moisturizing. Someone should tell that one millionaire guy that is spending his entire fortune on trying to reverse his aging. Because he is like 48 and looks about 48. Evil ages you. There's no reversing that.
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Post by Ambassador Of Fun on Apr 2, 2026 12:05:51 GMT -5
Not washing your hands after pooping is gross. This person needs to be outed before the next brunch or I’m not eating from the buffet.
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Post by Pablo on Apr 2, 2026 12:12:13 GMT -5
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Post by Delicious Meatball Psy-Op on Apr 2, 2026 12:15:51 GMT -5
I am a guy and not a poseur or pretender. So I’m not shaving my legs for hygienic or show off reasons. I think you could also apply this to whether you think it’s important for others to do
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Post by esteban on Apr 2, 2026 12:20:28 GMT -5
I am a guy and not a poseur or pretender. So I’m not shaving my legs for hygienic or show off reasons. I think you could also apply this to whether you think it’s important for others to do True. It’s not hygienic as far as I can reason it. Some people are hairier than others - including women who are more likely to shave their legs. But unless I’m missing something, it’s more for aesthetics.
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Post by sang_xcx on Apr 2, 2026 12:25:55 GMT -5
I am a guy and not a poseur or pretender. So I’m not shaving my legs for hygienic or show off reasons. I think you could also apply this to whether you think it’s important for others to do Personally I don’t like hairy legs but I’ve never asked my wife to shave her legs.
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Post by Pablo on Apr 2, 2026 12:32:59 GMT -5
For me it's so I'm more competitive in triathlons.
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Post by problem dog on Apr 2, 2026 12:35:13 GMT -5
Seems like the first few rounds are just going to be some order of hair trimming
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Post by Mad Dog on Apr 2, 2026 12:37:05 GMT -5
Seems like the first few rounds are just going to be some order of hair trimming beards can get pretty gross
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Post by Jake Jortles on Apr 2, 2026 12:53:39 GMT -5
Moisturizing is a want to have not a have to have. You basically MUST do everything else to get and keep a job.
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Post by Jake Jortles on Apr 2, 2026 12:54:29 GMT -5
well besides the pubes
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Post by Delicious Meatball Psy-Op on Apr 2, 2026 13:02:31 GMT -5
Maybe where you work….
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Post by Delicious Meatball Psy-Op on Apr 2, 2026 13:03:05 GMT -5
Also I wash my work pants maybe even more infrequently than my everyday pants.
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Post by sang_xcx on Apr 2, 2026 13:16:49 GMT -5
Moisturizing is a want to have not a have to have. You basically MUST do everything else to get and keep a job. I’m not sure if it’s my age or my thyroid problem but my skin gets dry and irritated really easily now. I’m having to put lotion on my hands constantly. I’ve never used any kind of moisturizer before.
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Post by Vieux on Apr 2, 2026 13:42:34 GMT -5
For me it's so I'm more competitive in triathlons. True story I went on a date with this dude that shaved his whole body. Apparently his friends told him I was into that. Needless to say the date didn't go well and I laughed in his face. I called him "fuck you my name is not Lou" because I couldn't remember his name was not Lou. 😂🤣 I think it was Leo. 🤷♀️ Edit: his lie when I asked was it was for biking or swimming. 🤣😂
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Post by Mad Dog on Apr 2, 2026 14:45:25 GMT -5
For me it's so I'm more competitive in triathlons. True story I went on a date with this dude that shaved his whole body. Apparently his friends told him I was into that. Needless to say the date didn't go well and I laughed in his face. I called him "fuck you my name is not Lou" because I couldn't remember his name was not Lou. 😂🤣 I think it was Leo. 🤷♀️ Edit: his lie when I asked was it was for biking or swimming. 🤣😂 this is such a good prank
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