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Ok it's now a month before Roo. So I'm opening the ask me a question thread. Here be the rules. Ask me a question. I give you an answer, probably not the right one though. Man those rules I hope you can come up with some stuff with all the restrictions I put on you. There is my one from last year around here somewhere. For the new guys.
Ask away! (oh yeah I'll allow math but I'm outsourcing the answers to my buddy. BwahAHAHAHA No MATH for ME!)
Ok Drugs, I need the right answer here. Ready?........will there be any r-a-i-n this year?????? PLease tell me no, come on we are due for a dry one!!!!
Ok Drugs, I need the right answer here. Ready?........will there be any r-a-i-n this year?????? PLease tell me no, come on we are due for a dry one!!!!
Let me check my crystal ball. Hmm. HM. HMMMM
How the hell should I know?! What am I a weatherman? What? Oh yeah I do have to answer this don't I. Crap. UHHH. It's gonna be a hot this year. Since every Roo I go to it rains I'm saying yes it will rain.
I threw the hot thing in cause I know that for a fact.
Post by ClarkGriswold on May 11, 2005 21:42:32 GMT -5
Hey Drugs,
How long can a person survive on just Krispy Kreme doughnuts and bong water? I’m thinking about traveling lite on the camp food thing this year, just checking all the options.
How long can a person survive on just Krispy Kreme doughnuts and bong water? I’m thinking about traveling lite on the camp food thing this year, just checking all the options.
ClarkGriswold
Well after 5 months of no vitiman C you get scurvy. Scurvy=pirate so get a parrot and a peg leg. Oh and an eye patch. Ladies love eye patches. bong water? Eww bong water is teh nasty. That's cause it's made out of midget THC urine. Bet you didn't know that did you. THC in pot is made up of two parts regular and midget (or dwarf or little paople what ever you want to call them) the water in a pipe actually bonds with the midget THC and then they pee. Cause you know water makes you pee. (think about it hear running water and you have to pee, get in a pool and you have to pee.) So I'm thinking the bong water isn't good aftert drinking your pee three times it is toxic so midget THC pee might be toxic right out the...the..whatever they use to pee out of. For a glazed krispy kreme a serving is 52g and that has 200 calories 100 of those are from fat. 12g total fat and 3g saturated fat. 5 mg of cholesterol and 95mg of sodium. So far not looking good for ya. I'm thinking you could do it but I wouldn't want to be around you when you finally have to take a dump.
Did you know that kristy kreme is kosher. If I was Jewish I'd be impressed.
Might you have the inside track as to whether or not the naked stump sitting guy will be back for Roo 2005? As always, your effort and insight are appreciated.
Might you have the inside track as to whether or not the naked stump sitting guy will be back for Roo 2005? As always, your effort and insight are appreciated.
Sincerely,
Ryan
I'M THE NAKED STUMP GUY. ok I'm not but the thought of me sitting there in all my naked glory is pretty funny. Will the REAL stump guy be back? I'll ask our talking Yoda, he knows all.
Yoda says I must feel the force. What the hell does feeling a naked stranger have to do with anything. I think the jedi need a drug test on our little green friend. I'm sure he's got a stash and it toke it without sharing.
Somebody naked will be chilling on the stump. (That sounds so dirty outloud) I'm hoping it's a woman this year. Why? Cause I'm a guy and think naked women are beautiful, and if I want to see a naked dude I can just strip down and check myself out. I think I'll do that.
(I love this string, Drugs; thanks for bringing it back!)
Question: Why is the urgency of the itch directly proportional to the difficulty in accessing the itchy place? LIke, sole of foot while wearing hiking boots and sitting in the middle of a work presentation, or middle of back while standing in line at the grocery store check-out with both arms full.
Insightful answers you do indeed provide. All hail the sage... Kristin
I have a question, it doest show any bands playin thursday, while the early schedule did. What gives?
Superfly is evil. No joke. I have proof. Think about it. how does someone get this many cool bands in one place. Why is it that just walking on the grounds makes you smile. BECAUSE SATAN IS HELPING THEM!!! SAVE YOURSELF... I'll go to roo for you guys and this way you will be saved and I'll enjoy roo. Stop. Wait. /makes thinking nosies Ok you guys can come but no twiddle heads. So if you see a twiddle head make sure you tell them they should leave in order to save their soul.
And that's why Superfly doesn't tell us about Thurs. stuff.
Question: Why is the urgency of the itch directly proportional to the difficulty in accessing the itchy place? LIke, sole of foot while wearing hiking boots and sitting in the middle of a work presentation, or middle of back while standing in line at the grocery store check-out with both arms full.
Insightful answers you do indeed provide. All hail the sage... Kristin
There's a few things you need to know. God didn't create everything in a few days all by himself. He sub-contracted a few things. One of those was humans skin. (Funny story the contractor almost got fired for the skin tones we all have. God wanted neon. Cooler head prevailed and we don't all look like walking popcicles.) Well the contractor, we'll call him Slappy, kinda had a sense of humor, a bad one. So he made sure that whenever we can get to the spot the more it itches. Hence why when your hands are full your back itches. Just do what I do ask a total stranger to help a brotha out and get that wedgie for me.
If we postulate that Father Abraham had many sons and if we postulate that many sons had Father Abraham, what should we could conclude would be the best investment strategey for funding for secondary education for said many sons of the leader of a nomadic tribe?
If we postulate that Father Abraham had many sons and if we postulate that many sons had Father Abraham, what should we could conclude would be the best investment strategey for funding for secondary education for said many sons of the leader of a nomadic tribe?
I'm wondering where you get the powers to conjure up answers to questions that all of humanity has ever hoped to ask. What dark lord do you pray to? Is it the same dark lord that has caused American Idol and Desperate Houswives to pass as entertainment, blinding the masses so they cannot see these shows as the mindless drivel that they really are? Or maybe it's not a dark lord, perhaps we are all taking stupid pills. That would explain the re-election of the Bush. Are we taking stupid pills, or is there a more sideous power involved in these events?
