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On the first day, God made Chuck Norris. On the second day, God made the roundhouse kick. On the third day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God.
And as for the Jack Bauer vs Chuck Norris argument? Neither even come close to comparing to MacGyver.
Well McGyver was never much of a fighter...he just knew how to make an atomic bomb out of popsicle sticks and chewing gum.
But one of my favorite Chuck Norris lines..."It's a seldom known fact that the reason God rested on the seventh day is because Chuck Norris roundhoused him on the sixth."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father Chuck Norris does not sleep. He Waits. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
On a related topic.......I want to make a flag for our campsite this year. I've been trying to get somebody to make me a flag with Chuck Norris on it (and one of these sayings). So far, nobody is able to do it b/c of copywright issues. Any ideas on where I might go to get one made?
chuck norris doesnt churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cow and butter comes right out.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
