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thelowend Mudbather Anger! He smiles.... Joined: January 2007 Posts: 739	favorite comedic quotes Feb 28, 2007 17:32:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thelowend on Feb 28, 2007 17:32:12 GMT -5 "my friend asked me if i wanted a frozen banana and i said no, but i did want a regular banana four days later so, yeah..." --Mitch Hedberg
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oatmealschnappz Guest	favorite comedic quotes Mar 1, 2007 10:43:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oatmealschnappz on Mar 1, 2007 10:43:45 GMT -5 "In my life i've seen a polar bear riding a f*cking tricycle but, i've never...EVER seen an entire (American) Indian family just chilling at Denny's!" -Chris Rock
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favorite comedic quotes Mar 1, 2007 22:43:47 GMT -5

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Post by likewhoa on Mar 1, 2007 22:43:47 GMT -5

bill hicks is probably the best comedian of all time...if you havent heard his stuff definitely search for him on youtube

(referring to magic mushies)
"Heaven grows in a cow's ass...I think that's why you laugh for the first hour."

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favorite comedic quotes Mar 2, 2007 10:15:09 GMT -5

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Post by linkovich on Mar 2, 2007 10:15:09 GMT -5

Ugly Man: I committed beastiality!
Counselor: You didn't know she was an ape when you had sex with her.
Ugly Man: But I had sex with a dog, too.
Counselor: Did you know it was a dog when you had sex with it?
Ugly Man: Yes.

If anyone can guess where this is from, you get a free beer from me.

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ziggyandthemonkeys Bonnafunky Dirtyroo OG Cynical Hipster Dickbag Words are just words. Joined: April 2005 Posts: 5,059	favorite comedic quotes Mar 2, 2007 16:12:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ziggyandthemonkeys on Mar 2, 2007 16:12:14 GMT -5 Upright Citizens Brigade^. We watched that in journalism. Linkovich Chomofsky?
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indigo Mudbather Indigo no longer has a man in tow. Joined: February 2007 Posts: 801	favorite comedic quotes Mar 2, 2007 16:17:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by indigo on Mar 2, 2007 16:17:44 GMT -5 danbird said: "YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS. I hope you're drunk and goin back to your trailer, you hillbilly. Enjoy the next NASCAR event." -Jim Gaffigan singsong HOOOOT POCKETSSS
	Back to Top We treat mishaps like sinking ships and I know that I don't want to be out to drift Well I can see it in your eyes like I taste your lips and They both tell me that we're better than this

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favorite comedic quotes Mar 2, 2007 16:20:46 GMT -5

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Post by indigo on Mar 2, 2007 16:20:46 GMT -5

*points at picture of burger on Denny's menu*

*nods to waitress*

*points to picture of milkshake*

*nods to waitress*

Thank god there's pictures on Denny's menus, or you wouldn't bother ordering when you're that wasted to go there. (or something to that effect)

I can't remember the comedienne's name, but that gets me every time.

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The wheel fell off. IT FELL OFF. IT FELL THE F!_!CK OFF!

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We treat mishaps like sinking ships and
I know that I don't want to be out to drift
Well I can see it in your eyes like I taste your lips and
They both tell me that we're better than this

linkovich B.O. and Fudge Toes Boycott Wakarusa Joined: February 2007 Posts: 431	favorite comedic quotes Mar 2, 2007 18:07:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by linkovich on Mar 2, 2007 18:07:57 GMT -5 Ziggy, you get a free beer for the UCB and another for getting the Encino Man reference.
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ziggyandthemonkeys Bonnafunky Dirtyroo OG Cynical Hipster Dickbag Words are just words. Joined: April 2005 Posts: 5,059	favorite comedic quotes Mar 2, 2007 18:15:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ziggyandthemonkeys on Mar 2, 2007 18:15:13 GMT -5 Encino Man is one of my favorite movies, probably the only one i still bother bustin out the VCR for. "I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel." Talk about a movie they need to play in the cinema tent.
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boomerang Showerless Shakedown Vendor Goddess Hi. I'm Dani Rene. I don't know why my face is squished. Joined: December 2006 Posts: 1,514	favorite comedic quotes Mar 3, 2007 0:57:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by boomerang on Mar 3, 2007 0:57:17 GMT -5 Hey Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? ..... now get away from me Peter Frampton, I aint go shi t to say to you! ---Mitch
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favorite comedic quotes Mar 3, 2007 1:37:50 GMT -5

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Post by dudezer47 on Mar 3, 2007 1:37:50 GMT -5

indigo said:

*points at picture of burger on Denny's menu*

*nods to waitress*

*points to picture of milkshake*

*nods to waitress*

Thank god there's pictures on Denny's menus, or you wouldn't bother ordering when you're that wasted to go there. (or something to that effect)

I can't remember the comedienne's name, but that gets me every time.

Sounds like Bill Hicks' Waffle House bit.

I just thought of another great one...David Cross' bit on Rednecks being the same all over the country leading into the bit about seeing a redneck fight...good stuff.

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oatmealschnappz Guest	favorite comedic quotes Mar 3, 2007 2:34:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oatmealschnappz on Mar 3, 2007 2:34:25 GMT -5 David Cross! I know I sound like a little girl but, I may be more excited about him than anyone else (so far) this year! Wich works-out great considering that i'll have to stand in-line for 5 hours to see him!
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favorite comedic quotes Mar 3, 2007 13:48:55 GMT -5

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Post by Boots on Mar 3, 2007 13:48:55 GMT -5

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
-Bill Hicks

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boomerang Showerless Shakedown Vendor Goddess Hi. I'm Dani Rene. I don't know why my face is squished. Joined: December 2006 Posts: 1,514	favorite comedic quotes Mar 3, 2007 22:58:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by boomerang on Mar 3, 2007 22:58:24 GMT -5 Its time to embace the contraction, iDO NOT psychs you out. DO- yes! I get to disturb this guy! NOT- Fu/ck! I need to read faster! ---Mitch
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