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Maybe I'll throw myself to the dogs, but my back's not to the wall Maybe I'll lay some bricks for the man, but the days just aren't that long So if I settle back and chill will I see far enough to feel the angel's dream? I thought it was the Story of the World!
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. George Carlin
"Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience. "-Mitch Hedberg
CCRGMac
Showerless Shakedown Vendor Smire Felsgood, Attorney at Law
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. - Jack Handey
everything that came out of mitch hedberg's mouth! i can't pick just one. seriously the guy's bits still make me laugh out loud constantly!
for those who are unfamiliar here's a taste!
he was BRILLIANT!
"I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store and you stand in front of the lunch meat section for too long, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. You see like, turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna...somebody needs to tell the turkeys, 'man, just be yourself. I already like ya, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing going. I used to draw you.'"
everything that came out of mitch hedberg's mouth! i can't pick just one. seriously the guy's bits still make me laugh out loud constantly!
for those who are unfamiliar here's a taste!
he was BRILLIANT!
My favorite comedian as well.
On a traffic light red means stop, yellow means slow down, and green means go. But on a banana its the opposite, Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means "Where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
Post by bingopajama on Feb 21, 2007 11:52:14 GMT -5
Folks: It's time to evolve ideas. You know, evolution didn't end with us growing thumbs. You do know that, right? Didn't end there. We're at the point, now, where we're going to have to evolve ideas. The reason the world is so fucked up is we're undergoing evolution. And the reason our institutions, our traditional religions, are all crumbling, is because … they're no longer relevant. They're no longer relevant. So it's time for us to create a new philosophy and perhaps even a new religion, you see. And that's okay 'cause that's our right, 'cause we are free children of God with minds who can imagine anything, and that's kind of our role.
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
Maybe I'll throw myself to the dogs, but my back's not to the wall Maybe I'll lay some bricks for the man, but the days just aren't that long So if I settle back and chill will I see far enough to feel the angel's dream? I thought it was the Story of the World!
Post by unplugdacusticaz on Feb 21, 2007 17:13:10 GMT -5
I was at a party the other night and a guy walked in wearing a leather jacket and I thought "that is cool", but then another guy walked in with a leather vest and I thought "that is not cool", then it hit me......"cool" is all about leather sleeves. - Demetri Martin
Post by imsquare17 on Feb 22, 2007 19:48:20 GMT -5
"Last weekend I helped my friend stay put. That's a lot easier than helping somebody move, I just hung around and made sure he did not start to load sh*t into a van."
Couldn't give you a quote off the top of my head, but my favorite bit is the one Bill Hicks would do about reading at the Waffle House. I must have 4 or 5 different variations of that floating around on my computer...
Couldn't give you a quote off the top of my head, but my favorite bit is the one Bill Hicks would do about reading at the Waffle House. I must have 4 or 5 different variations of that floating around on my computer...
"I guess the main reason I read is so I don't end up a fuckin waffle house waitress"
Post by bojangles22 on Feb 28, 2007 13:48:22 GMT -5
I am TURKEYTRON. I have been sent here from the year 9595, to save this bird that lies before you. He is the great... great... great... great... great... grandfather of.... GOBLOX – the turkey who is destined to lead the rebellion against the master chickens. HE's DEAD!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO GOBLOX IS?!?!? I Will tell you who GOBLOX IS!! In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in GRAVY. GRRAAAAVY filled with the giblets... from a monkey. The French craved it, and as a result turkey became the only food source for France – which is now called “Robofrance 29.” I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens. They had evolved... big time. From beyond feathers, their beaks had softened and they had acquired synthetic intelligence and appendages from the chicken black market from BEYOND THE MOON!! I had to be reformulated by rogue chicken scientists for the rebellion. They crafted my sleek turkey body which allowed for safe passage through the time rift.
So... in summation the bird comes with me... Dead or Alive.
I must take the bird into the time rift to a time before he was cooked.
.... I'm waiting for the time rift to open.... It could be ANYWHERE at ANY TIME...
Enjoy those tacos now... for, in 1000 years, they will be illegal... hahaha... I think.. we all know why... ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION...... DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.
This reminds me of... A SEVERLY LONG STORY about how the chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough to me.. marshmallow.
You see this thing here??? We had a major run in during the conflict of Mechanical Advantage 6.
GET OUT OF THE TIME RIFT!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS WILL SEND YOU!!
The chickens polluted my gums with plaque... WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? GET OUT OF MY MIND.
Hey, ya'll, Gobble Gobble, I'm Tom Turkey! Do the hustle!!!
but thank you, have some karma.
