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mmusins2
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 8, 2007 22:17:49 GMT -5

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Post by mmusins2 on Mar 8, 2007 22:17:49 GMT -5

speaking of Pickups lines, Lazylover by far has the prettriest avatar , now whether or not thats a real pic is up for debate...

Care to come by my place Lazylover so i could tell everyone that it is in fact real? You know for good of the board...

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lazylover Swamp Butt Joined: March 2007 Posts: 106	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 8, 2007 23:27:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lazylover on Mar 8, 2007 23:27:15 GMT -5 Worst pick up line? "Care to come by my place Lazylover so i could tell everyone that it is in fact real? You know for good of the board..." Haha sorry couldn't resist. And yes, it is.
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Dude
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 0:02:59 GMT -5

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Post by Dude on Mar 9, 2007 0:02:59 GMT -5

ccrgmac said:

Why thank you, ma'am.

This time I got three ads; one for a dating service, one for pick-up trucks and one for turntable pickups. Anyone under the age of 30 here like to guess what a turntable pickup is?

i got one for an ohio state buckeyes web site. it made me throw up in my mouth a little. it was followed by a finger eleven album ad which caused a similar reaction. google needs some work on their info gathering for ad placement.

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thejizzo Showerless Shakedown Vendor all i need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and i'm fine Joined: February 2007 Posts: 1,752	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 0:32:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thejizzo on Mar 9, 2007 0:32:13 GMT -5 hey lazylover, do you work for the wastewater treatment plant??? 'cause you're the sh*t!!! thought i'd use one of my better ones on ya!
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pjgirl Swamp Butt Red michele Joined: March 2007 Posts: 162	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 1:26:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pjgirl on Mar 9, 2007 1:26:12 GMT -5 lick your finger, wipe it on his shirt, and say "come on over to my place and i'll help you out of those wet clothes"
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thejizzo Showerless Shakedown Vendor all i need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and i'm fine Joined: February 2007 Posts: 1,752	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 1:29:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thejizzo on Mar 9, 2007 1:29:19 GMT -5 pjgirl said: lick your finger, wipe it on his shirt, and say "come on over to my place and i'll help you out of those wet clothes" ah nice! i'm gonna steal that one!
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Dude Stanky McNasty Sneaky Hippie We shadowdance the silent war within. The shadowdance, it never ends... Joined: May 2006 Posts: 3,991	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 1:52:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dude on Mar 9, 2007 1:52:05 GMT -5 pjgirl said: lick your finger, wipe it on his shirt, and say "come on over to my place and i'll help you out of those wet clothes" lol.... ive never heard that one!
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lazylover
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 15:50:55 GMT -5

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Post by lazylover on Mar 9, 2007 15:50:55 GMT -5

thejizzo said:

hey lazylover,
do you work for the wastewater treatment plant??? 'cause you're the sh*t!!!

thought i'd use one of my better ones on ya!

Hey thejizzo i'm having a party tonight and inviting your pants to come on down!

Haha my friend said that worked to get his boyfriend of 4 years

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ohioluv Fountain Wader tout bien ou rien Joined: February 2007 Posts: 98	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 20:18:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ohioluv on Mar 9, 2007 20:18:59 GMT -5 when girls use trashy pickup lines it's no fun. the battle is the fun part.
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crazykittensmile Global Moderator Panda Goddess Joined: April 2006 Posts: 20,251	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 20:47:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by crazykittensmile on Mar 9, 2007 20:47:53 GMT -5 linkovich said: "Are those space pants? Cause your ass is outta this world." hahahahaha, karma!
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 20:52:40 GMT -5

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Post by crazykittensmile on Mar 9, 2007 20:52:40 GMT -5

ohioluv said:

when girls use trashy pickup lines it's no fun. the battle is the fun part.

on that note, i'll share THE trashiest one i've ever ever ever heard (used on a guy friend)

"want to know the definition of 'indefinitely'?"
"sure"
"when your balls are slapping against my ass, you're in, definitely."

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TheFudgeFactory
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 20:55:43 GMT -5

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Post by TheFudgeFactory on Mar 9, 2007 20:55:43 GMT -5

crazykittensmile said:

ohioluv said:

when girls use trashy pickup lines it's no fun. the battle is the fun part.

on that note, i'll share THE trashiest one i've ever ever ever heard (used on a guy friend)

"want to know the definition of 'indefinitely'?"
"sure"
"when your balls are slapping against my ass, you're in, definitely."

Wow.

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What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole in one? 'Cause that's how I'm gonna play it.

simplykimberly Fountain Wader ~Prettyful Colors~ Joined: March 2007 Posts: 42	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 20:59:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by simplykimberly on Mar 9, 2007 20:59:38 GMT -5 Indefinitely....that is AMAZINGLY horrible! lol What did your friend say?
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billypilgrim Bonnafunky Dirtyroo That Guy Don't be me. Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,391	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 21:10:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by billypilgrim on Mar 9, 2007 21:10:41 GMT -5 Did you just fart? 'Cuz I'm blown away by your ass.
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Jello Biafra Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: May 2006 Posts: 1,285	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 21:27:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jello Biafra on Mar 9, 2007 21:27:58 GMT -5 Are you walking to your car alone?
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crazykittensmile Global Moderator Panda Goddess Joined: April 2006 Posts: 20,251	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 22:40:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by crazykittensmile on Mar 9, 2007 22:40:28 GMT -5 simplykimberly said: Indefinitely....that is AMAZINGLY horrible! lol What did your friend say? you know, i don't know, but he did hook up with her LOL
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oatmealschnappz
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 9, 2007 23:37:42 GMT -5

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Post by oatmealschnappz on Mar 9, 2007 23:37:42 GMT -5

crazykittensmile said:

ohioluv said:

when girls use trashy pickup lines it's no fun. the battle is the fun part.

on that note, i'll share THE trashiest one i've ever ever ever heard (used on a guy friend)

"want to know the definition of 'indefinitely'?"
"sure"
"when your balls are slapping against my ass, you're in, definitely."

Other than "DAMN", i'm speechless!

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thejizzo
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 10, 2007 1:08:14 GMT -5

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Post by thejizzo on Mar 10, 2007 1:08:14 GMT -5

crazykittensmile said:

ohioluv said:

when girls use trashy pickup lines it's no fun. the battle is the fun part.

on that note, i'll share THE trashiest one i've ever ever ever heard (used on a guy friend)

"want to know the definition of 'indefinitely'?"
"sure"
"when your balls are slapping against my ass, you're in,
definitely."

thats awesome!

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keep on keepin' on

venusinfurs B.O. and Fudge Toes Joined: March 2006 Posts: 436	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 10, 2007 1:33:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by venusinfurs on Mar 10, 2007 1:33:38 GMT -5 "Want to come together like Voltron?"
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legannhoj Mudbather Joined: March 2006 Posts: 697	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 10, 2007 3:15:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by legannhoj on Mar 10, 2007 3:15:52 GMT -5 venusinfurs said: "Want to come together like Voltron?" Yes!! just makes me think of other geeky pickup lines..like: You can be cos²x and I'll be sin²x so we can equal 1. Well at least it always makes me smile
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ziggyandthemonkeys
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 11, 2007 14:08:28 GMT -5

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Post by ziggyandthemonkeys on Mar 11, 2007 14:08:28 GMT -5

crazykittensmile said:

ohioluv said:

when girls use trashy pickup lines it's no fun. the battle is the fun part.

on that note, i'll share THE trashiest one i've ever ever ever heard (used on a guy friend)

"want to know the definition of 'indefinitely'?"
"sure"
"when your balls are slapping against my ass, you're in, definitely."

I dont think theres any guy hot enough in the world to get a disease free girl to say this to him. ;D

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oatmealschnappz Guest	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 11, 2007 15:56:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oatmealschnappz on Mar 11, 2007 15:56:41 GMT -5 "C'mon, chug-it!"
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 12, 2007 8:02:57 GMT -5

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Post by Hipster Doofus on Mar 12, 2007 8:02:57 GMT -5

crazykittensmile said:

ohioluv said:

when girls use trashy pickup lines it's no fun. the battle is the fun part.

on that note, i'll share THE trashiest one i've ever ever ever heard (used on a guy friend)

"want to know the definition of 'indefinitely'?"
"sure"
"when your balls are slapping against my ass, you're in, definitely."

Why did this have to be the first thing I read on a Monday morning. No way I get any work done today!

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pjgirl Swamp Butt Red michele Joined: March 2007 Posts: 162	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 13, 2007 23:26:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pjgirl on Mar 13, 2007 23:26:53 GMT -5 hey there honey, did the bees make you? i had the cheeziest high school boyfriend..... his best friend used to make up poems roses are red, dennis is king thats why all the women want to suck on his thing
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boomerang Showerless Shakedown Vendor Goddess Hi. I'm Dani Rene. I don't know why my face is squished. Joined: December 2006 Posts: 1,514	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 17, 2007 9:21:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by boomerang on Mar 17, 2007 9:21:30 GMT -5 I was going to do a poem too! It goes like this: Roses are red Violets are blue I like spaghetti Lets go f*ck!
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nbsallyd Swamp Butt I'm gonna be a hot dancer! Joined: February 2007 Posts: 171	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 17, 2007 16:41:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nbsallyd on Mar 17, 2007 16:41:08 GMT -5 I once used in a gay bar: Me to straight looking girl: Are you gay? Her: No Me: Me either, wanna dance Her: Sure I was told once by a very drunk girl: "Is that a keg in your pants cause I'd like to tap that ass"
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ziggyandthemonkeys Bonnafunky Dirtyroo OG Cynical Hipster Dickbag Words are just words. Joined: April 2005 Posts: 5,059	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 17, 2007 18:43:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ziggyandthemonkeys on Mar 17, 2007 18:43:19 GMT -5 Maybe it was a tranny^.
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amantesuena Swamp Butt fudge toes Joined: March 2007 Posts: 179	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 18, 2007 1:26:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by amantesuena on Mar 18, 2007 1:26:09 GMT -5 nbsallyd >> this one is similar do you have a mirror in your pocket? bc i swear i could see myself in your pants.
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marmaladeskies Fountain Wader Joined: March 2007 Posts: 17	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 18, 2007 10:11:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by marmaladeskies on Mar 18, 2007 10:11:30 GMT -5 Do you have a parachute, because I'm falling hard for you
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nbsallyd
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! Mar 18, 2007 14:24:50 GMT -5

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Post by nbsallyd on Mar 18, 2007 14:24:50 GMT -5

ziggyandthemonkeys said:

Maybe it was a tranny^.

No, trust me, she wasn't a tranny

I have 2 lesbian friends so a bunch of our straight friends went to check out the club. I'd say the split was 40/60 straight/gay. I managed to only get hit on by 2 gay guys, but danced with 3 straight girls so I came out ok. And got a free drink from one of the guys.

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