BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!!

billypilgrim Bonnafunky Dirtyroo That Guy Don't be me. Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,391	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 9, 2007 15:30:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by billypilgrim on May 9, 2007 15:30:18 GMT -5 I couldn't help noticing that you don't sweat a lot for a heavy girl.
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kkrrissttinnaa
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 9, 2007 21:31:13 GMT -5

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Post by kkrrissttinnaa on May 9, 2007 21:31:13 GMT -5

legannhoj said:

venusinfurs said:

"Want to come together like Voltron?"

Yes!! just makes me think of other geeky pickup lines..like:

You can be cos²x and I'll be sin²x so we can equal 1.

Well at least it always makes me smile

Karma for the amazing trig identity pick-up line!

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Bleep bloop!

MickStPeter
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PanAmerican girl's got the homesick blues

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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 9, 2007 22:32:37 GMT -5

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Post by MickStPeter on May 9, 2007 22:32:37 GMT -5

some I've used and some I've gotten
"I'm no betty rubble but I'll make your bed rock"
"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"Are my panties showing?"... "Would you like them to?"
"Wanna know what a real jedi can do with his lightsabre?"
The classic "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
"Girl, step away from the bar! You're melting all the ice."

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"We are Vagabonds we travel without seatbelts on, we live this close to death"

oatmealschnappz Guest	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 9, 2007 23:13:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by oatmealschnappz on May 9, 2007 23:13:45 GMT -5 How about this. "You wanna see something really...peculiar?"
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Bishop
Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook

Joined: January 2007
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BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 10, 2007 20:20:10 GMT -5

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Post by Bishop on May 10, 2007 20:20:10 GMT -5

Guy="Do You Still Have A Phone?"
Girl= "(deadly solom stare).... No, I don't have a phone anymore..."
Guy= "(gets depressed and disappointed)Oh, OK..."
Girl= "(reaches in and grabs phone) What's your number?"
Guy="(feels like a total idiot)"

Yup, that happened today...

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r006 Mudbather lol Really Wut? Joined: May 2007 Posts: 645	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 12, 2007 23:50:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by r006 on May 12, 2007 23:50:43 GMT -5 here's one in an e-mail that my manager forwarded to me: "Hey baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile." and "Let's count every bone in your body, including mine."
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biglou Guest	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 14, 2007 3:15:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by biglou on May 14, 2007 3:15:56 GMT -5 Here's a classy one. I'd eat a mile of your sh*t for an inch of your ass-h@le. ;D
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lazylover Swamp Butt Joined: March 2007 Posts: 106	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 14, 2007 8:26:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lazylover on May 14, 2007 8:26:47 GMT -5 biglou said: Here's a classy one. I'd eat a mile of your sh*t for an inch of your ass-h@le. ;D Disgustingly classy. Karma for almost making me throw up.
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thejizzo Showerless Shakedown Vendor all i need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and i'm fine Joined: February 2007 Posts: 1,752	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 14, 2007 15:43:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thejizzo on May 14, 2007 15:43:20 GMT -5 "so are we fu<kin or what?" (and yes, it works.)
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Moe Train Stanky McNasty Host of Moe Train's Tracks... We Dominate Interviews. Joined: April 2007 Posts: 2,612	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 14, 2007 15:50:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moe Train on May 14, 2007 15:50:18 GMT -5 (Hopefully she's not asking YOU that during the deed!)
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nagchampa B.O. and Fudge Toes wanna scissor? Joined: January 2007 Posts: 305	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 14, 2007 16:00:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nagchampa on May 14, 2007 16:00:03 GMT -5 do you have any bartender in you? want some?
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thejizzo Showerless Shakedown Vendor all i need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and i'm fine Joined: February 2007 Posts: 1,752	BEST/WORST PICK-UP LINE!! May 14, 2007 20:15:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thejizzo on May 14, 2007 20:15:04 GMT -5 moetrain said: (Hopefully she's not asking YOU that during the deed!) ZZZINGG!!! ;D
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Post by billypilgrim on May 9, 2007 15:30:18 GMT -5

Post by kkrrissttinnaa on May 9, 2007 21:31:13 GMT -5

Post by MickStPeter on May 9, 2007 22:32:37 GMT -5

Post by oatmealschnappz on May 9, 2007 23:13:45 GMT -5

Post by Bishop on May 10, 2007 20:20:10 GMT -5

Post by r006 on May 12, 2007 23:50:43 GMT -5

Post by biglou on May 14, 2007 3:15:56 GMT -5

Post by lazylover on May 14, 2007 8:26:47 GMT -5

Post by thejizzo on May 14, 2007 15:43:20 GMT -5

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