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i smoke heavily after, never before work and i drive a forklift so i get tested everytime my collision alarm goes off or i tear up or drop something. I use a cleanser/specimine additive that has worked for five tests so far. but ive always had 24 hours notice. if i ever get caught before 5pm i go straight to the clinic and i dunno how well i'd fare there. but since your friend has ample time i'd tell him to find a clean persons urine and hire them to sample for him, fill up two condoms with the sample tie the tops, tape them together with some masking tape and bring a razor blade to cut the ends off, then just add a handwarmer to the mix. dont worry about getting it too hot, the thermometer on the jar only goes up to 100. good luck dood and relax
If you do this, be sure to get someone of the same gender. They can tell that through tests...
i smoke heavily after, never before work and i drive a forklift so i get tested everytime my collision alarm goes off or i tear up or drop something. I use a cleanser/specimine additive that has worked for five tests so far. but ive always had 24 hours notice. if i ever get caught before 5pm i go straight to the clinic and i dunno how well i'd fare there. but since your friend has ample time i'd tell him to find a clean persons urine and hire them to sample for him, fill up two condoms with the sample tie the tops, tape them together with some masking tape and bring a razor blade to cut the ends off, then just add a handwarmer to the mix. dont worry about getting it too hot, the thermometer on the jar only goes up to 100. good luck dood and relax
If you do this, be sure to get someone of the same gender. They can tell that through tests...
yeah - wouldn't that suck - if you were a guy and they came back and told you that you were pregnant?
can't you just hear it now -
Doctor: Good News! You passed the urine screen. But we did find out that you are pregnant
Last Edit: Jul 5, 2007 10:42:56 GMT -5 by Meg - Back to Top
Post by strumntheguitar on Jul 5, 2007 10:41:53 GMT -5
I would never suggest using someone else's urine! Not only is it a bit more difficult to pull off, but often times you are being watched from behind and it tends to be a bit obvious at times what you're doing.
Plus, if you do get caught the consequences are more severe than if you were to just fail the test anyways. I can't remember what they get you on, maybe like false representation or something? Either way, a friend of mine got caught doing this and the judge told him if he had just failed the test he'd only extend his probation, but since he tried to use a subsitute he gave him a fine plus like a week in jail or something.
Definitely not worth it when there's plenty of detox options available
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as far as the gender thing goes it does seem like they would test for hormones but they do not. my friend who also drives a truck uses his wifes sample and has never had a problem. Ive never been legally obligated to take a test so i dunno the consequences involved with failing/hacking a test. As long as its a work related thing its usually more relaxed, noone watches, and your behind a curtain so your not being watched. and for a work test you get the same consequence for using someone elses sample failing the test or refusing to take the test. Your Fired!
im only speaking from my experiences thought, dont blame me if your lab tests for hormones. I suppose it'd be safer to go with the same gender.
"Gender: Gender cannot be tested either. As with age, there is a rumor that gender can be detected in urine, and is tested in medical insurance exams. It's another myth. It may be argued that a pregnancy test can be used to detect the gender of the urine provider, but the same test is used to detect prostate cancer in males."
Sounds pretty credible... And talks about testing for all substances.. heres the link:
Post by blazinhazen on Jul 6, 2007 13:47:54 GMT -5
hypothetical "pre-tox" pills work good to calm anxiety a little more plus the hypothetical "cleansing" drink morning of to give you a 2-4 hour window. hypothetically "fruit pectin" from the canning section of the grocery store works good too (though my friend hypothetically has never tried that method...but a friend of my friend swears by it & used to drink it regularly before po screenings).
To update you all, the hypothetical drug test was yesterday (sunday) and was NEVER conducted! My hypothetical friend is in the military and they get tested once a month, this is the first month in over a year that no random or 100% personel testing was done...
But my friend took all your advice, and was quite comfortable if the test would have been administered
Post by ChiefPemperToadWigginsky on Jul 9, 2007 14:26:36 GMT -5
awesome news! for future reference and as a quick addition that was not mentioned. just like Stallion's info ( don't give the first pee o' the day) also use the middle of the stream, that way you can purge any extra toxins that might be left from detoxing. worked for my dad for 10 years and for me twice ( after already using detoxify and abstaining)
