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Post by oleander124 on Aug 7, 2007 15:44:00 GMT -5
bos1969 said:
I would think that even people in Alaska complain about the heat in August - after all - they are used to freezing temperatures the rest of the time.
Do you think that it is possible that Sponge Bob Squarepants lives in a pineapple under the sea and, if so, where did he get his pet snail and what exactly are crabby patties made from?
No. Pineapples would be eaten under the sea. I bet it's a shell that looks like a pineapple. His pet snail came from the pet store, duh! Crabby patties are made from dirt in the sand that is in a bad mood.
Why doesn't the number 1 have any letters assigned to it?
Post by oleander124 on Aug 7, 2007 15:56:02 GMT -5
mariposa said:
Dolphins martyr themselves and get caught in our nets on purpose... It's their justification for the great Biped Elimination of 2010.
How do those people with the freaky big mustaches/beards go to work everyday? They can't ALL be train conductors...
They do that to remind us all of yesteryear when trains were the means of travel and life was a little slower. People drank tea at high noon and rocked in rocking chairs. They just want us all to remember.
Dolphins martyr themselves and get caught in our nets on purpose... It's their justification for the great Biped Elimination of 2010.
How do those people with the freaky big mustaches/beards go to work everyday? They can't ALL be train conductors...
They do that to remind us all of yesteryear when trains were the means of travel and life was a little slower. People drank tea at high noon and rocked in rocking chairs. They just want us all to remember.
she's a little french bulldog... and though I know I'm biased, she's the cutest damn thing in the world. The video is only like three seconds long but I couldn't get over her belly when we first got her... still can't really.
Post by strumntheguitar on Aug 8, 2007 8:52:05 GMT -5
Because cooking is not what a spider pig does. Spider pigs just walk across the cieling and leave mud prints while a fat bald guy sings below him.
If you had the choice between receiving a check for 10 million dollars or receiving 15 million dollars worth of pennies, which would you take? Would the extra $5 million really be worth the hassle of dealing with that many pennies?
Because cooking is not what a spider pig does. Spider pigs just walk across the cieling and leave mud prints while a fat bald guy sings below him.
If you had the choice between receiving a check for 10 million dollars or receiving 15 million dollars worth of pennies, which would you take? Would the extra $5 million really be worth the hassle of dealing with that many pennies?
I would take the check for $10 million. 160 pennies equals one pound, so I image $5 mil in pennies would weigh a lot. I would do the math right now, but it's too early for that crap.
If you could spend one year in perfect happiness but afterward remember nothing of the experience would you do so?
Damn, that's a hard one... hmm... I guess as long as I knew that I couldn't remember that year BECAUSE I was perfectly happy and it wasn't just a random blank spot in my life, I'd go for it.
Do you think that that year of bliss would affect your brain chemicals and that you would be naturally happier even if you didn't remember anything that happened?
Post by strumntheguitar on Aug 8, 2007 13:13:20 GMT -5
Since I guess there are two questions that need answering, I'll just answer them both with the same answer.... 42. According to Douglas Adams (a genius, by the way) 42 is the answer to everything. So there you have it. 42.
Which gets better gas mileage: Driving with the windows down and AC off, or driving with the windows up and the AC on?
Post by strumntheguitar on Aug 8, 2007 13:21:47 GMT -5
Because pasta salad is actually a secret weapon used by businesses to keep employees happy. Pasta salad at work contains a secret ingredient that induces happiness as well as a small amount of sedatives to calm workers down. People who get angry at work and hate their job are often the ones turning down the pasta salad.
Why do my mornings at work go by quickly but then as soon as lunch hits the day crawls by ever so slowly?
Post by strumntheguitar on Aug 8, 2007 13:47:13 GMT -5
Because lawyers are very self-conscious and are afraid somebody would be able to see a weakness in their face. (no offense to any lawyers... i kid. har har)
Just the words "little gut" makes me shriek like a little girl.