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Post by oatmealschnappz on Aug 24, 2007 13:38:23 GMT -5
steveternal said:
My all-time least favorite song, if I really thought about it, would come down to that song people play at lame wedding receptions. The one with an unbelievably vapid hip-hop beat plays while some poor token black guy who, culturally speaking, is probably much whiter than me, blurts out commands to "hop", "slide to the left", "reverse! reverse!", and of course "cha cha". There's probably a name and an "artist" for it, but I refuse to spend even two seconds of my life putting effort into researching it. I pray every night that God would punish the guy who thought up that song with anal warts or melting eyeballs or something equivalent. The song is way beyond terrible. No human language has a word to describe how bad it is, because mankind never expected to encounter something so incomprehensively infernal. Wow, I got really worked up! But that's how much I hate that song.
"The Cha Cha Slide"
I used to work at a bowling alley and every night that we did the 'cosmic bowling', plugged-in the jukebox or had a birthday party, that song would get played over and over and over(easily 10 times a night). And EVERY TIME it came on, people went apeshit over it. They would all get up and do the dance and clap and giggle like idiots. So, I too, hate that "song" with every fiber of my being.
(that is the same place that i deloved my intense hatred of "my humps" and "holl back girl" too)
Last Edit: Aug 24, 2007 14:10:14 GMT -5 by oatmealschnappz - Back to Top
Add +1 to the Celine haters club All the screaming divas actually....all the pop princesses too.....
Anything by Hinder/Creed/Nickelback/Alter Bridge/Avril/yada/yada/et al...
As for actual songs....
That "yeah yeah" song by Usher gets on my last nerve That "booty" song by Beyonce and co....ick. "Buttons" "Girlfriend", heck just the name "Pussycat Dolls" makes me gag.....stick to the high end "exotic dancer" motif....works much better for ya..... And....I'll probably get tons of hate and smite for this...."Hey Jude" by the Beatles....just can't take all those damn "nah nahs"...
OK! The Offical Inforoo Celine Dion Haters Club is now called to order! All those wishing to join will now raise your right hand and repeat after me:
"I <state your name here> do solomenly swear that I will NEVER again voluntarily listen to a Celine Dion song again in my entire life. Also, if it is within my power and ablility, I promise to protect the innocent listening public against such muisical abuse by taking the following actions:
A) Changing the channel on the audio signal transmission device to a more "acceptable" musical alternative (i.e. just about ANYTHING else, including static or white noise, even the Emergency Broadcast Signal....) B) Turning OFF the audio signal transmission device if no alternative can be found....or C) DESTROYING the audio signal transmission device if it cannot be silenced in any other fashion!
IF you are in the terribly unfortunate circumstance of being in the actual presence of "the Shreiking One" herself....make sure that you are always in possession of the "official" Inforoo Celine Dion Hater's Club Earplug/Earwax build-up remover. It will be available for purchase on cafepress.com soon.......
And Druid, you are "official" Vice Prez ;D....don't go leaking classified info now.....
as vice president of this club I feel it is my responsibility to expose the following to the world, so that you can see just how BAD it can really get!!!!!
as vice president of this club I feel it is my responsibility to expose the following to the world, so that you can see just how BAD it can really get!!!!!
OMG! That was truely the most disturbing thing I have ever seen! ???
I made it through about 11 seconds of that. Why do I feel like Alex from A Clockwork Orange after he receives his treatment? I'm gonna go throw up now. Thanks for the nightmares.
Post by spookymonster on Aug 25, 2007 3:38:32 GMT -5
I would normally suggest she sold her soul, but I don't think she ever had one... that is perhaps the whitest woman on the face of the earth (next to Barbara Bush perhaps).
as vice president of this club I feel it is my responsibility to expose the following to the world, so that you can see just how BAD it can really get!!!!!
Oh My God! I feel sick and dirty. This can't be for real. People pay a lot of money to see that????? I have to re-evaluate my outlook on humanity.
Post by Jazzmaster on Aug 25, 2007 10:41:49 GMT -5
If Everyone Cared- Nickelback (If everyone cared, they would stop listening to Nickleback) Rockstar- Nickelback (Laughably bad...and really annoying) Lips of an Angel- Hinder That other Hinder song that is really bad which I can't remember the name to The first single off Gwen Stafani's second solo album Random Creed song Sweet Home Alabama- Lynyrd Skynyrd (I have heard this song 12374373437 times, I can't take it any more) Limp Bizkit's cover of The Who's Behind Blue Eyes
I didn't realize that I was starting a "Celine Haters" club but, I'm cool with that. (can i be treasurer?)
She is the most ridiculous, melodramatic, cheesy, clueless, pretentious, irrelevant person I have ever seen.
LOL! Since you sort of got the ball rolling, I'd say you should get your choice of whatever slot you want...Treasurer, Prez, CEO, HRH King SEJ ( believe this one comes with a septor)...I just started the bylaws....doesn't mean I get to "appoint" the officers....I believe in democracy even though I am in that far left square I definitely don't want to appear "Authoritarian".....
Post by soundtribe_junkie on Aug 25, 2007 19:37:05 GMT -5
WTF?....Dont eat a chocolate icedream and watch that video...I felt sick before the vid anyway.... I had to turn it off. It was like I was in some evil trance....The last straw was that cleaning lady skit...Egad!!!!
The comments on that vid thread were praising her talent
Post by Jazzmaster on Aug 25, 2007 20:27:55 GMT -5
I never even noticed the Celine Dion talk on this page of this thread until just now, and I have to say--I didn't know she was that pathetic. I knew she was pretty bad, but I underestimated her awfulness.
i hate this song, and i dont know who sings it or the name of it, but I HATE IT!!! H A T E.
it might be called, What Is It or something, the chorus goes something like this
'you want it all but you cant have it its in your face but you cant grab it What is it, what is, what is it'
God i hate that effin effin song. Its the fvcking bane of my existence . . . . . and now im pissed i got it in my to just to explain how much i hate it
^^^LOL! I believe that would be Faith No More's "Epic"......
Not one of my faves, but I wouldn't put it on my "hate" list...but I can see why some people would... It's definitely an acquired taste...like RATM..... ;D
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It's definitely an acquired taste...like RATM..... ;D