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Do we have a quote thread somewhere? Not a bonnaroo quote thread, but an Other Tent version..
If not, I suggest we start one...
CEO a few minutes ago, walked in soaked from the rain, heading slowly toward the kitchen, sounded like he had a cold: "Did someone make the extra strong coffee this morning? I neeeed some.." "Yep, its in the red-lid pot"
CEO almost moonwalking past me a few minutes later with a cup of coffee in his hand: "Driiiivin' that train! High on cocaine..."
If you knew him, you'd find this as hilarious as I did..
Post by blackbirdflyfree on Oct 25, 2007 10:53:43 GMT -5
myself, to a customer buying an expensive gift for his wife: "someone's gonna get lucky tonight!"
I totally didn't mean it that way either, and luckily he didn't think that... a sales associate had to remind me of what I said after he left!! oops ;D
"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."
central park in the summertime... the closest thing to nature
myself, to a customer buying an expensive gift for his wife: "someone's gonna get lucky tonight!"
I totally didn't mean it that way either, and luckily he didn't think that... a sales associate had to remind me of what I said after he left!! oops ;D
Post by iridethecannibus on Oct 25, 2007 11:01:56 GMT -5
my friend who works in the fitting room at target, got duped by a prankster claiming to be waiting for their mom....
my friend: "Attention Target shoppers: will Dixie Normus please come to the service desk to meet your party? Dixie Normus to the service desk to meet your party..."
poor girl didn't realize it for a good 10 minutes...
My husband commented that he saw a woman parallel park her car yesterday and she did an excellent job of it. He said "She must have man genes." WTF! ??? ??? ???
Post by blackbirdflyfree on Oct 25, 2007 22:16:31 GMT -5
I work at an all natural vegetarian bath/body/haircare/skincare store in NYC..... it's called LUSH. so nothing sexual about it. he bought a bunch of bath bombs and soaps with lavender because she's stressed out and lavender is very calming - so he's super thoughtful! I meant that the wife would be the lucky one, but hopefully he was too
"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."
central park in the summertime... the closest thing to nature
alyroo
Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Princess of Blinkytown and moonpie expert
Post by kaleidoscope kristen on Nov 1, 2007 20:10:34 GMT -5
^^ aww that's adorable!
A few years ago there was this lady who worked at Walmart that was the most unpleasant... EVERYTIME I went in there she was constantly rude to me, and never gave me the right change and would never apologize for it. So to get her back, I pretended my dad was still in the store and asked her to do an all call.. seconds later you hear booming over the Walmart system..
"I need Mike Hunt to the front! Mike Hunt please come to the front!"
hahahaha... I don't think she ever got it, but many people around the store were cracking up and most likely thinking, "who the **** names their kid that?"
Ok, so I visited my pops in the hospital tonight..
He has a new roommate, seperated by only this huge drapery thingy.. mostly sleeps, and is 95 I learned tonight.
Anyway, as I approached the room, a nurse took me aside and warned me that this guy has been flashing nurses all day as they walk into the room, so i should be prepared/look the other way. Well, i looked the other way as i walked past, and heard him lift his gown.. got safely to my pops side of the room.
A moment later, the nurse walks in and asks him why he thinks he needs to "show everyone that", and reminds him that he is 95 years old jokingly. He says "Lady, you said it! I'se 95 and stuck in this bed, what else I gonna do to amuse myself?"
sitting on the throne in wal-mart. written on the back of the door was a classic
"Hear I sit so broken hearted,Came to nuts but only Farted''
and someones response was
" Here i sit after eating a Rueben, giving birth to another Cuban"..
Hahaha, I have a very funny(i guess you could say) experience with that first quote. I was arrested earlier this year for a charge that I could have potentially seen some jail time for(luckily I pleaded out first offense and got off without any). After they got me booked in and got me into the gen. population I was feeling a little less depressed but still, quite down in the dumps and I went to go take a pee and scratched in above the toilet with pen was that first quote and I just started cracking up. It helped repress my down in the dumpedness for a little bit at least and that was probably the only time I laughed while in the place.
Post by kaleidoscope kristen on Nov 2, 2007 1:38:19 GMT -5
wooz said:
^^ wonderful!
Ok, so I visited my pops in the hospital tonight..
He has a new roommate, seperated by only this huge drapery thingy.. mostly sleeps, and is 95 I learned tonight.
Anyway, as I approached the room, a nurse took me aside and warned me that this guy has been flashing nurses all day as they walk into the room, so i should be prepared/look the other way. Well, i looked the other way as i walked past, and heard him lift his gown.. got safely to my pops side of the room.
A moment later, the nurse walks in and asks him why he thinks he needs to "show everyone that", and reminds him that he is 95 years old jokingly. He says "Lady, you said it! I'se 95 and stuck in this bed, what else I gonna do to amuse myself?"
hahahah oh my goodness.. that's HILARIOUS.. I wish someone would visit that poor man.. maybe then he wouldn't be flashing his genitalia around so much!! Hahaha.. that's the funniest thing I've heard in a couple of days!!
we had a vagrant try to break into our beach house in the OBX a few years back after we had let him hang out with us during our beach bonfire...We yelled at him from the porch "Hey man you gotta go" and his response was "mule cock, suck it, Im walking to Buxton"
So in amsterdam, you can buy corn freely, however the strong stuff is sold by a myriad of african dudes wearing all black. they stand on the sides of the street and offer coke and e and whatever else you want.
so this one guy changes the usual sales pitch into "if it's illegal, i got it"
