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Post by oatmealschnappz on Oct 29, 2007 23:35:18 GMT -5
This one is simple.
How would you rate Keanu's acting prowess?
Remember. This is the man who brought us such gems as "Bill & Ted...do whatever they do", Little Buddah, Constantine, The Lake House, Thumbsucker (in which he seemed to actually be protraying John Redcorn), A Walk In the Clouds, Point Break (The Fast & The Furious at the beach), Johnny Mnemonic, and (the worst damn interpretation of) Dracula (imaginable).
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strumntheguitar
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Post by strumntheguitar on Oct 29, 2007 23:39:00 GMT -5
I can't vote on this, because none of the options are valid, and here's why:
-I have full confidence that even my shit can do a better acting job than him sometimes -Sadly, he probably isn't retarded... and that's the real catastrophe -Even with or without The Matrix he shouldn't be in Jock-itch ads. The thought that he gets relief from itchy jocks makes me sad. I want him to suffer -No, he's not an actor in my book. Actors deserve their money. -Unfortunately, I have heard of him... -No -No -No
Post by oatmealschnappz on Oct 29, 2007 23:41:37 GMT -5
strumntheguitar said:
I can't vote on this, because none of the options are valid, and here's why:
-I have full confidence that even my nuts can do a better acting job than him sometimes -Sadly, he probably isn't retarded... and that's the real catastrophe -Even with or without The Matrix he shouldn't be in Jock-itch ads. The thought that he gets relief from itchy jocks makes me sad. I want him to suffer -No, he's not an actor in my book. Actors deserve their money. -Unfortunately, I have heard of him... -No -No -No
Post by oatmealschnappz on Oct 29, 2007 23:51:28 GMT -5
alyroo said:
Are we ranking him as bad as Celine?
Almost excatly.......at least as I see it. And when you're the Celine of acting........(I don't really know how to finish this sentence) But you get what I'm saying.
actually it was in a apparently serious conversation in which he named two other artists that were non ... ahem, challenged. I actually forget the other two artists names.
No, nothing can come close to the "Queen of bad taste". But Keanu, if not retarded, is brain dead. He sleep walks thru EVERY movie. Even The Matrix. It just worked for that one.
He's not good, but to say he's Celine bad is not true. After all the first Bill and Ted and the first Matrix were entertaining, and the first Speed didn't completely suck. Celine has never done a thing that was remotely tolerable.
He has no acting abilities at all, none, the crackhead who says he ran out of gas is a better actor, but for some reason I really like him in a couple of movies, especially point break, which is my all time favorite bad movie of all time, i have seen it probably more than any other movie, so I have no idea how to answer the poll.
