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Me: You can't say R2D2 showing up and being useful right at the end is dumb. There could be a logical explanation. What if Luke turned him off? Wife: Like when you won't shut up about Star Wars and it turns me off?
She was joking of course. Everyone loves when I go on and on about Star Wars.
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Post by piggy pablo on Feb 28, 2022 15:12:50 GMT -5
The Pope is dying. The only way he'll live, the doctors say, is if he has sex with a woman. He tells the bishops he will do it under four conditions.
"First, she must be blind, so she cannot see it is me she is having sex with. Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear who she is having sex with. Third, she must be mute, so she can never tell anyone who she had sex with."
The bishops agree. They ask what the fourth condition is.
A Spanish guy is visiting America for the first time. He's really excited for the trip, even though he doesn't speak a word of English. When he gets off the plane, though, he realizes he's got a major problem: he left all his socks back home. He rushes over to the nearest clothing store and asks the shopkeeper "¿Tienes calcetines?" The shopkeeper, who doesn't speak Spanish, looks at him confused and shows him a shirt. "No, no, los calcetines!" The shopkeeper brings over a pair of pants, and the man furiously shakes his head no again. Finally, after much trial and error, the shopkeeper finally brings him a pair of socks. He starts pointing wildly towards the socks. "¡Si!" he exclaims. "¡Eso si que es!" The shopkeeper responds, "Well, if you could spell it out in English, why didn't you do that in the first place?"
