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^getting me back, huh? You're right. And just remember, they aren't CORNcob holders, they're TOBACCOcob holders... If you say 'corn' they can't sell them to you.
Post by The Killer Bee Relay Team on Jun 6, 2007 13:16:39 GMT -5
mariposa said:
^getting me back, huh? You're right. And just remember, they aren't CORNcob holders, they're TOBACCOcob holders... If you say 'corn' they can't sell them to you.
Post by steveternal on Jun 6, 2007 13:21:50 GMT -5
^^^Not with just one, but several...
Killer Bee, you know we all LOVE corncat, but for our sakes can you go back to just one? After all, Corncat is not unlike Highlander... there can be only one!!!
Killer Bee, you know we all LOVE corncat, but for our sakes can you go back to just one? After all, Corncat is not unlike Highlander... there can be only one!!!
That and 4 corncats bogs down my internet browser... it's just too much to handle
This corn cat clip cracks me up EVERYTIME I see it. I am sure my office workers wonder why they hear me giggling to myself at random times during the day ;D (and not like I can tell them..don't want to get in trouble for being on the boards while at work). Thank you for happiness during my work time!!!
^ Yeah, I made the mistake of starting to try to explain it to a coworker the other day to explain my laughter outburst... I sounded ridiculous.
'see, there's this joke about corn... well, actually, a cat - a cat who is eating corn... but it all started with this... erm... email... and it was really angry so... the cat thing kinda took over and.... yeah, anyways, um... what's wrong with your computer?' ;D
Not only does the joke not translate, but it's damn near impossible to even begin to explain it without ratting yourself out for being on a board at work.
It starts with corn from the cob, then perhaps canned. Popped can seem innocuous at times but if one is not careful it can lead to serious, freebasing addiction.
Man, now there's a reason I don't want to go to 'Roo....
NO CORNCAT!
I'm just sitting here giggling...that phalanx of corncats is the best thing ever. I so want to be mesmerized watching them at 'Roo after a big bowl of....corn.
They say corn is the gateway vegetable. Oh sure, it sounds all harmless, you and your friends going out, getting "popped" every now and then. But eventually you start looking for the harder stuff.. peas, carrots, squash... Before you know it, you're in some dark alley, flippin' tricks to score some cauliflower. And where does it always end? In the city morgue, with a toe-tag reading 'fiber overdose'!
I think my neighbors heard me laughing. It was a bit of a sinister laugh and I am sure that they are scared now. Which isn't good because the guy next door just moved in, he came over to borrow a can opener and was quite puzzled that I had a tent set up in my kitchen. I don't need to explain my Roo excitement I am sure. Thank you so much for that hearty laugh. Good karma to you!!
Post by The Killer Bee Relay Team on Jun 7, 2007 7:46:13 GMT -5
redfox said:
spookymonster said:
They say corn is the gateway vegetable. Oh sure, it sounds all harmless, you and your friends going out, getting "popped" every now and then. But eventually you start looking for the harder stuff.. peas, carrots, squash... Before you know it, you're in some dark alley, flippin' tricks to score some cauliflower. And where does it always end? In the city morgue, with a toe-tag reading 'fiber overdose'!
I think my neighbors heard me laughing. It was a bit of a sinister laugh and I am sure that they are scared now. Which isn't good because the guy next door just moved in, he came over to borrow a can opener and was quite puzzled that I had a tent set up in my kitchen. I don't need to explain my Roo excitement I am sure. Thank you so much for that hearty laugh. Good karma to you!!
Yeah, our roommates were puzzled when we were setting up camp in the back yard...I feel your pain!
Post by spookymonster on Jun 7, 2007 7:51:50 GMT -5
johnnybreakbeat said:
redfox said:
I think my neighbors heard me laughing. It was a bit of a sinister laugh and I am sure that they are scared now. Which isn't good because the guy next door just moved in, he came over to borrow a can opener and was quite puzzled that I had a tent set up in my kitchen. I don't need to explain my Roo excitement I am sure. Thank you so much for that hearty laugh. Good karma to you!!
Yeah, our roommates were puzzled when we were setting up camp in the back yard...I feel your pain!
Remember to pack plenty of spare can-openers... with all the popping going on at 'Roo, they'll always come in handy. I've got a hand-blown one I picked up at a Dead show back in '87 that I keep on me for good luck.
Post by The Killer Bee Relay Team on Jun 7, 2007 9:17:08 GMT -5
The can openers are a must.
Also, watch out for folks selling this:
They call it "candy corn" but it isn't corn at all. I tried it once, and my guess is that it is some kind of residue from the nether regions of a Keebler Elf... Corncat would NOT nom this.
Post by stephiejane on Jun 7, 2007 10:32:22 GMT -5
^^that's a great warning, i heard about that stuff. it's messed up!
also, another heads up - word around the campfire is that there's a cat going around and roughing other cats up for their corn....a cat pirate if you will - here's his mugshot - be on the lookout!
"Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors" - Hunter S. Thompson
You're right. And just remember, they aren't CORNcob holders, they're TOBACCOcob holders... If you say 'corn' they can't sell them to you.
